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@Carsobi You’re getting fried in these comments haha. Ice up son

DeMar DeRozan only needs to average 18 PPG for another 105 games to surpass Shaq in career points and enter the all-time Top 10 I find this deeply disturbing

@tracegirouard48 Remember when you got the broom last year

Jawaan Taylor in 2025: - 13 penalties - 20 pressures & 3 sacks allowed - 53.3 overall PFF grade (ranked 80th/89 tackles) - 43.8 run blocking PFF grade (ranked 88th/89 tackles) Great move Atlanta!

@notskxx @WritingWit @Bricktop_NAFO #TACOTRUMP

@MicrocosmicClod @aakashgupta That’s undercooked. You can do it with steaks but not ground beef. That’s food poisoning express

@aakashgupta Spin it however you want to. “Lace” is a disgrace. This is the only thing that passes for a hamburger in my book.

Those "grill scrapings" are what happens when ground beef hits 450°F steel and the proteins undergo the Maillard reaction at maximum surface area. A spherical patty sitting on a grill touches maybe 15% of its surface. A smash burger pressed flat against a plancha touches 90%+. That means 6x more beef surface is simultaneously converting amino acids and reducing sugars into hundreds of new flavor compounds. The browning you're looking at is roughly 500 to 1,000 distinct molecules that didn't exist before the meat hit the steel. The crispy lace around the edges is rendered fat that seeped out under pressure, hit the hot steel, and fried the protein strands from the outside in. Those thin edges are essentially beef chips. They shatter when you bite them, which creates a textural contrast against the still-juicy center that a thick pub burger physically cannot produce. The flat geometry also solves a heat transfer problem. A thick patty has a massive temperature gradient from surface to center. You either overcook the outside waiting for the middle, or pull it with a raw center. A smash burger is thin enough that the entire patty reaches optimal temperature within 60 to 90 seconds per side. There's no gradient to manage. George Motz documented over 300 burger restaurants for his book and found that nearly every legendary regional burger in America, from the Midwest butter burger to the Oklahoma onion burger, uses this exact technique. Thin, pressed, maximum contact with a hot flat surface. The ones that look the worst on camera consistently taste the best. The visual mess is the flavor.

@EvanAKilgore @MichelleMaxwell @USA_1960 Good on you Evan. It’s not to say Democrats are right. Just to be able to have individual thought and values despite what the party votes. The system as a whole sucks. We deserve better.

@MichelleMaxwell @USA_1960 "yOu oBviOusLy nEvEr suPpOrTeD tRuMp" Here is me in 2016, 2020, 2022, and 2024 kissing Trump's ass. My god, you fucking pathetic boot lickers all sound the same. MAGA has turned into a hypocritical joke. Keep justifying war in Iran and higher gas prices, shill.

MAGA is dying. The energy is gone. Trump turned out to be just like the rest of them. I say this as a 3x Trump voter. It sucks but once you wake up, you can't unsee it. Nobody is coming to save us.

@JoePatrick Dang Bijan looking Yolked

Falcons offseason workout program begins today. They get a two-week start on most of the rest of the league as a team with a new head coach.

@FBIDirectorKash Thanks SpiderKash

Wishing everybody across the country a safe and happy Easter Sunday and a blessed Passover to all those observing. Special thanks to all the good cops out there working overtime keeping everybody safe to worship freely.

J-Walk Giveaway! RT for a chance to win this signed @JalonWlaker film in the new uni!

@JDVance This is clearly a shitshow. How many American lives and dollars are we going to throw away for Israel? Grow a backbone JD

One of the most amazing military operations ever. Congratulations to everyone whose skill and bravery made it possible. God bless you all and Happy Easter!

A.J. for ATL RT for a chance to win this signed jersey from @ajterrell_8!

@WhiteHouse I thought you said we don’t need the Hormuz straight open anyway because we don’t use it. How does anyone believe this pathological liar

“Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@TFG_Football @CarasikS I said we should trade Pitts and this guy blocked me for it lol. I think taking tweets as attacks is something that happens often

@CarasikS I feel like you're taking my tweet as an attack on the Falcons as opposed to the ruling itself and the precedent it sets.

Just so we're all clear! If you hire a black guy, the team he came from gets Two, 3rd Round Picks. BUT! If you choose to just randomly name your old QB a President and give him a pure vibes-only position, you are free to hire anyone without awarding picks to your opponent. Everything is totally normal about this entire situation.

@RapidResponse47 “New Regime Leadership”. That’s like if Hitler died and the Nazi regime had Adolf Jr take his place continuing nazi stuff.

@BKsquared7 I went to the online shop to peep the new Jerseys. What kind of sign do you think it is when you click JPJ’s name and he don’t have a single jersey come up

Where’s that one super fan

@Damski32 I got curious and I’ll be honest this didn’t make me feel very encouraged…

Real ones know

@avy3n @JoeA_NFL He blocked me 😂

@JoeA_NFL it didnt hit the first time and repeating it made it worse😂😂😂😂😂

.@JoeA_NFL stand on what you said and stop being a pussy😂😂😂😂

@JoeA_NFL @avy3n This ain’t it Joe. Take you and those trash Evals somewhere else dawg

@avy3n No amount of lying to yourself is gonna put money in your pocket or take 80 lbs of fat off your bones.

@HPMindfulness @Damski32 Tough. Bad deal for us through and through

@Tuffnutz39 @Damski32 Kirk was released so no comp pick. It’s 1.3 mil cap space next year I believe

Falcons just got a little check I believe

@TheKJofTikTok @SamiSaysSo_ @factpostnews Are the indictments in the room with us right now?

@SamiSaysSo_ @factpostnews I'll be back to discuss this issue when indictments come from Maricopa and Fulton County.

Trump: Tonight I'm making a little speech at 9 o'clock. And basically I'm gonna tell everybody how great I am.