Tunis From Texas

@MoistValgina @Evans_Wroten If we don’t bring back a little public shame it’ll only get worse 😭

@Evans_Wroten Taking pictures of strangers and posting them on the internet is way weirder than wearing pajamas in public could ever be

Is it too much to ask anymore that people actually get dressed before coming to shop at Home Depot at 11AM on Memorial Day?

@Evans_Wroten I went to the grocery store at 4:30pm today and saw a woman in Christmas pajamas pants 😳

That’s actually a pretty good idea

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@bendreyfuss I’m a Texan and I say chili needs beans (otherwise it’s just meat!!?) and I will die on this bean hill!! 🫘🫘🫘🫘

Texans are always like “chili can only have beef and chile peppers and onions and maybe a little cumin but NO TOMATOES and NO BEANS, commie!” Congrats, morons, but America decided a long time ago that the best chili has beef, chile peppers, onions, cumin, tomatoes and beans.

I woke up @ 1:10am and my bedroom door - which we leave closed - was open. I saw no one. It was pitch black. Then I heard a barely audible whisper: “Mama.” I grabbed my phone and turned on the flashlight. No one to be seen. Another barely audible whisper: “Maaamaaaaa.” I got out of bed and looked in the hallway. My adorable, lovely, sweet toddler was standing in the hallway. Whispering my name. Acting like an 18th century ghost because he didn’t wanna wake up his baby brother, just me. What a sweet boy, being so considerate and throwing me into a horror movie like that.

@juniorkingpp GIMME THAT GOVERNMENT CHEESE PLZ

Cheap ass single slice processed generic cheese and you god damn know it…

@LagunaBiotchIG Also 2 years 8 months is no easy feat!! I didn’t mean to detract from your accomplishment. Congratulations and especially for not letting it derail your progress! My silly brain just took me to a place of bemusement with the 2.8 thing 😂 Forgive me!

@TunisFromTexas 2 years 8 months wouldn’t fit and I didn’t know how to write it !!

So I very rarely order mocktails because I’m always anxious they’ll accidentally give me alcohol. Well last night at dinner I ordered a mocktail and took a sip, straight tequila. I know it doesn’t take away from my 2.8 years of not drinking but my body went into fight or flight

@FinPhilosopher I don’t know!! Don’t make me pick!!

Best showers ranked: 1. First shower after camping 2. First shower in a nice hotel/resort 3. Shower after yard work 4. Shower after gym

I’m not sure which is my favorite 😂

@atldirector08 @Jorge_ge8 These made me teary!! 🥹 Her dress, bouquet, hair, everything is so perfect! And the steps and door of the courthouse were such a great backdrop!! I love love! 💕

@Jorge_ge8 This is the results for anyone wondering how it turned out.Follow the original creator on TikTok - Madisen Ruhle Photo tiktok.com/t/ZTBFDQYMH/

She had no photographer for her courthouse wedding, so I offered to shoot it for free. Her reaction at the end is everything.😭 They were literally the cutest couple ever, and honestly, she was so flawless these were incredibly easy to edit.

@otokyo__ A time machine to go back before everything burned to shit

Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳

@mikeradan @LagunaBiotchIG I know I felt so stupid after 😂 obviously “electric” = alcoholic. Forgive me I’m a millennial!!

@TunisFromTexas @LagunaBiotchIG “Electric” anything is universal for “it contains alcohol”. Every high school kid in the 80s knew this.

@LagunaBiotchIG No I loved it!! 😂

@xxdbreezyxx Yeah I was wondering why the fuck he’d wear that shirt for this interview?? Wtf

oh and these TWO, the dumbest mfs in the history of parenting! had your 17 y.o daughter living w her 20 y.o. boyfriend let’s start fcking THERE! but wearing a shirt that says “boom!” SIR yall are the truest pieces of shit in all of this. #thecrash

@JebraFaushay That’s not Woody, that’s Woodarius

For $225, you can have a black Woody. (Makeitbrowntoys)

@MrMBB333 My husband sent me this from Hutto 🤩

THE SKY OVER TEXAS JUST TURNED COMPLETELY UNREAL People in Round Rock, Texas were left staring at the sky after an intense burst of color suddenly lit up the atmosphere with glowing shades of pink, orange, and purple wrapped around a massive rainbow formation. This wasn’t edited. This wasn’t enhanced. This is exactly how the sky looked. Viewer Ethan captured the moment as the entire horizon appeared to glow like something out of another world. More people lately keep saying the skies have looked different… and scenes like this are exactly why these videos keep spreading so fast online. 👇 Drop your location if the skies have looked unusual where YOU live lately. 📷 Ethan - Round Rock, Texas via MrMBB333 #MrMBB333 #TexasSky #StrangeSky

@OfAthenry OK!!! But this is better than you being immobilized on the toilet and your baby/toddler is trying to crawl on the ground or touch ANYTHING / EVERYTHING

Strap in little buddy, you're in for a show.

One of the comments said “sue him” and I’ve been laughing since