Girl friend doesn’t play golf and sent me this text after a round with her dad over the weekend. Referred to the bunker as “a deep sand dune thing.” Made me laugh.
The young padawan has much to learn.
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Sal “Turtle” Assante
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Sal “Turtle” Assante
@Turtle_Assante
7.8 Index | Bayard’s Enjoyer | CEO of The Soft Hands Club
Queens Boulevard Katılım Haziran 2025
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Say hi to people and spark up conversations.
The guy you constantly see at the gym, say what’s up. You probably have a lot in common and will get along well.
Life is so much better when you have more people to share it with. There’s a lot of amazing people in this world and you haven’t met all of them yet.
Cole Jaczko@colejaczko
Ability to make unlimited friends such a cheat code in life
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I was told by @samwstfall that I look like Keith Mitchell, this is 100% propoganda but it needs to be pushed
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TSA is doing Faceless ID at the airports now and you think private browsing mode is doing something? Yea alright man.
Fries in the bag
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Absolutely criminal that Full Swing season 4 is four episodes and there’s only one (1) episode is actually dedicated to the Ryder Cup. One hour about that whole week??
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Perfect day to “work from home.”
Unimaginable levels of BACK.
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If you’re in NYC today and you’re NOT Vitamin D maxximg, reevaluate your priorities in life.
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@tweeth_mitchell How could I forget. Wagering accordingly. Thank you Tweeth.
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@Turtle_Assante It's in the quoted tweet:
x.com/tweeth_mitchel…
Tweeth Mitchell@tweeth_mitchell
⛳️ MASTERS MODEL NEWS RELEASE ⛳️ (Reminder: the Model is 11-1 and on a 7-win streak) The Masters is one of golf's premier events, and can only be won by premier players with proven pedigrees, players who have already conquered a marquee event in the recent past. THE OFFICIAL 2026 MASTERS MODEL: If you haven't won a major, the Players, or the Mexico Open in the last 10 years, you're out of the tournament. Just a fact.
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First page of the leaderboard update after round 1:
✅ Can win
🚫 Can't win
Tweeth Mitchell@tweeth_mitchell
⛳️ MASTERS MODEL NEWS RELEASE ⛳️ (Reminder: the Model is 11-1 and on a 7-win streak) The Masters is one of golf's premier events, and can only be won by premier players with proven pedigrees, players who have already conquered a marquee event in the recent past. THE OFFICIAL 2026 MASTERS MODEL: If you haven't won a major, the Players, or the Mexico Open in the last 10 years, you're out of the tournament. Just a fact.
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@tweeth_mitchell I mean FWIW I don’t think he can win either just curious what your reasoning is for Campbell and not Bridge. I’m all in on X personally.
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Is now a good time to cash out my Bryson FRL wager or let it ride??
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For the last time.
Videos. Are. Not. Allowed. At. The. Masters.
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@Geiger_Capital There’s no way we’re agreeing to that. That’s a ridiculous list.
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Let’s be perfectly clear…
If Trump agrees to these 10 points, Iran won.
They leveraged the Strait of Hormuz, and won.
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Always love watching the logomaxxers at Augusta every year. Ohoopee x Sage Valley is probably honestly a mid logo combo this week.
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@Clevta Anyone you’re eyeing in particular? Really like Rahm and X this week personally
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If you want to dig into individual players masters SGs since 21 you can find it here along with best finish, made cut % and top 10% finishes over the last 15+ years. Take it for a spin
clevanalytics.com/masters-player…
Clevta@Clevta
If you'd like to play around with this data in a dashboard check it out here on my site. You can click on any player and see historical Masters results as well clevanalytics.com/masters-player…
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@upstreamlax @Inside_Lacrosse @LacrosseGameday @EastCoastDyes @USALMag @UNCMensLacrosse @SpiderMLAX @TigerLacrosse You got GTown getting a seed but not ND? I’m assuming you have GTown winning out (including BET)? Suppose it could happen but only if ND loses 2 or more of its last 4 games.
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