Murray Hill Mike

@JohnnyCrust4 Hangover has been apex mountain

@murrayhillmike House is this on the Mount Rushmore of blackouts?

Blacked out so hard yesterday that I A) don’t remember the Derby at all and B) now follow Bill Simmons’s daughter on IG

@gracecamille_ @prometheuus0 Hi Grace big fan of your work

@prometheuus0 @murrayhillmike I don’t get it

me telling my gf i need thomas jefferson at my bday party

@waltlongmirin Nope

@murrayhillmike The real question is whether she followed you back

@prometheuus0 The scholars will

@murrayhillmike i hope ppl get it

@TheFunk08 50 IQ Spotify dox

100 follower Spotify dox

@pootsobotka Fuck you doin on my block

Mount Rushmore of bodega items

@JohnnyCrust4 Where is Gene Hackman when you need him

How do you get the best opium Johnny?

@EVillageVillain Yeah. Can I get a shot from the floor up?

@JohnnyCrust4 Instantly

This is what Noah was afraid of

@rfkenmore Patriot. Currently in a quilted Barbour, Snapback, Blundstones, and jeans

Quilted Barbour, Snapback, Olly Cabells, cropped chinos Weaving through traffic on Citibike Patriot?

@BacardiCapital True

@murrayhillmike Priced in

This and 10k on Cheif Wallabee

@samwstfall @Turtle_Assante I’ll be there

@murrayhillmike @Turtle_Assante Front table

Say hi to people and spark up conversations. The guy you constantly see at the gym, say what’s up. You probably have a lot in common and will get along well. Life is so much better when you have more people to share it with. There’s a lot of amazing people in this world and you haven’t met all of them yet.

@samwstfall @Turtle_Assante That works

@Turtle_Assante @murrayhillmike Bayard’s it is then.

@samwstfall I’m banned

@murrayhillmike Spaniard tmrw night?

@driftlesswis @marknorm Comedy is legal again, didn’t you hear?

@marknorm gotta pander to the libs, keep those ticket sales up lol

Erika Kirk prepping for the next shooting

Practice how you play man