MICHAEL BLACKBERG

I don’t have a get-rich-quick scheme. Best I can do is to become poor slowly.

For publishing $110,000 worth of fraud when it should have been $110,000,000. Retards of the day 🥇

@IfindRetards Refrauds of the day!

@AMAZlNGNATURE They have toilets!? What a time to be alive!

Sloths climb down from the trees about once a week for one reason They risk a dangerous trip to the forest floor just to go to the toilet, even though it's when they're most vulnerable to predators.

“Why should I trust the cops?”

95 North in Saco

In 2024, a Rwandan drunk driver was charged with manslaughter. A U.S. Citizen, 50-year-old Daniel Fackrell of Cumberland, was pronounced dead at the scene of the crash. No protests from liberals. No statements from Democrat politicians. themainewire.com/2024/07/man-ch…

@TB1Kinobe I’m not sure what that means. I only work hourly. I had to stop working for people who want a quote. They always get stuck on the phrase: “additional necessary unforseen work”.

@TwitCommando I invented the $.07 painting/work point, this one is on its 3rd tour, but with great leadership it can retire at a proper age.

Which one of these guys is the better Master Carpenter? It don't matter which one you pick there's gotta be a reason

@TB1Kinobe Nice work. God I hate painting! But if I don’t do it for my clients, they get raped by a foreigner. Then maybe they aren’t going to book the next job until later. That paranoia has kept me going for 26 years!

@TwitCommando That's the third finish job that plastic has been on, 0 mess homie 🤘

@AJamesMcCarthy Lens looks like a multistage rocket!

One of the lenses I’ll be shooting Thursday’s launch with (Gregory for scale)

@TheCensoredRock @Kittenwaffin Yeah, but they’re lazier than ever.

@Kittenwaffin Whoa you can buy them again?

I hope none of you are still shopping at Walmart... 🤮

@Catsillyness It is Catsper. Don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost!

go on, explain

@miles_commodore Farging Iceholes. Great comedy with a PSA about the dangers of smoking!

This movie never gets mentioned among the best comedies, but I think it’s underrated.

This man assaulted Maine journalist @MaineWireJon. L @TheMaineWire reporters are regularly assaulted covering leftist events. It would be great if there was someone in the Democrat Party who still believed in the First Amendment and could tell their mob to chill the f*ck out.

@TB1Kinobe Clock those before it dries!

I heard about the change thingy on here, by the numbers I don't think I was included. Engagement rate is up, top tier tool guy conversation. I made five videos today, sometimes the first one I post does so well I wait a day to post the next one because I engage as much as possible with people who like and share the content. Unless that post does something reasonable it's going to be the last one for period of time while I rebuild my account/profile. I'll forever be grateful for the 150M views last year and the stellar year we were having 🙏 If you read this far here is a video you will love

Latin meatballs for a later date Made a bunch extra wife’s gonna freeze em.

@__0HOUR1_ Do you cook before freezing?

@El_ahrairah207 Good pic, thanks!

A fishfly on the side of my house this morning.

@Billybobwalter1 Looks like something a lonely housewife could make use of.

Look at that sumbitch

@TB1Kinobe I usually leave the clapboard 3/4 off of the roof. paint the exposed flashing wall color. Also, I would have cut the shingles to the right length! Whaat do you see-gutterwise?

@TB1Kinobe Hi