Tyler Daniels

Mike Johnson: Protecting the American people from short TSA lines.

Everyone sitting at Mar-a-Lago realizing he’s talking about them.

If CPAC turnout is any representation of what November is going to look like, Republicans should be in full panic mode.

@DrewSav @Weasel9100 They’re fucking loser idiots Drew…. Keep your head up!

@Weasel9100 That's ok. I don't mind

This is actually rly sad for me because I used to respect Drew a lot and he was kind of how I got started on ET but these days he’s just become a complete hack for the worst ppl in the party

The fact that this happened while Trump is at a fancy conference for saudi investors who are paying off his family is pretty on the nose.

The only moment of self-awareness in Trump’s life

"Gulf countries are increasingly frustrated with the US over the Iran war, privately questioning American security guarantees and expressing concern about the Trump administration’s apparent lack of strategy..." bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

End. This. Stupid. War. Support our troops by ending the war as soon as possible.

BREAKING via @CBSNews: About a dozen U.S. service members were injured in an attack on Prince Sultan airbase in Saudi Arabia, according to multiple U.S. officials. A small number sustained very serious injuries; others were considered seriously injured. @JimLaPorta @ellee_watson and me.

It’s hoops season! 🏀 We’ve already got one Iowa team headed to the Elite Eight, and I’m rooting for the Cyclones against Tennessee tonight. 🌪️

So just to get things straight - the senate unanimously voted to fund TSA and now the GOP leadership is saying no. Every person in these lines should call their closest GOP rep to thank them for the prolonged misery.

@DrewSav Yes… this is more accurate. It more of the changing of times… There was so much social change in the 60’s that her shtick didn’t work.

There's also that element of social change. The Lucy character no longer works with the rise of the modern feminist movement.

I think the reason I Love Lucy worked and none of Lucy's other shows did was that the original was in black & white which lent it a fantasy quality

GERMAN CHANCELLOR MERZ: US AND ISRAEL HAVE NO STRATEGY ON WHAT THEY WANT

There are still all these national guard troops standing around DC. This is, among other things, a tremendous waste of money.

I’m sorry what

@atrupar What???

Bondi: "Being a citizen in our country is a privilege, not a right. And Donald Trump is going to have everyone in this country who deserves to be here who is a citizen."

DOJ OFFICIAL SAYS FBI DIRECTOR'S PERSONAL EMAIL WAS BREACHED BY HACKERS

No matter how much formerly normal Republicans abandon their principles and debase themselves to appease Trump and the MAGA right, it won’t be enough. They’ll always go with the more authentically corrupt MAGA candidate.

@NathanNotNate @scottfaughn Many many disagreements with Graves but he brought home the bacon, sadly he’ll be replace with a right wing media influencer with no interest in actually governing.

“For 26 years Congressman Sam Graves has served the people of North Missouri with integrity & class. He has made a big impact on many including myself. Growing up, I remember my grandparents were excited to support someone from their part of state. We took great pride in a farmer from Atchison County representing us in DC. At the age of 10, I got the chance to tour our Nation’s Capital with the first stop being at his office. You notice the daily commodities whiteboard immediately walking in as his team was/is always focused on our farmers. At the age of 12, I volunteered with my grandma to phone bank for the so called “most competitive congressional election” of 2008. He may not of needed the extra assistance in that landslide victory but we were excited to help. At the end of my freshman year of college, I had the privilege to intern for Sam in DC for the summer of 2015. Among many lessons, I learned that constituents services always comes first in any successful political operation. I also learned (he told me) that I needed a haircut. After college, Sam supported me to in my race for city council to fight back for the Northland against the craziness at City Hall. We worked together on a few items including supporting first responders & infrastructure improvements. I appreciate Sam’s great leadership he has provided for our state and nation. I also thank him for his investment in the next generation throughout his career in public service and wish him the best in his next chapter.”

They've done this with pretty normie candidates. And these candidates aren't on twitter all the time.