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@JohnCornyn @JakeEllzey Did you suck him off?

Appreciate my friend and fellow Texan @jakeellzey who had a few kind words to say in Waxahachie today

@KenPaxtonTX @mi22028 I’d be proud to call you senator!

⏰ VOTE: Early voting begins TOMORROW! I humbly ask for your vote and encourage you to text and call your friends to remind them to vote. 🇺🇸 🔴 FIND YOUR POLLING LOCATION AT VOTETEXAS.GOV

@ScottPresler I want @POTUS to endorse @KenPaxtonTX. @JohnCornyn is a Democrat masquerading as a Republican. Guess you could call him a trans politician.

On the way to Pennsylvania to vote in the Republican primary on Tuesday. Then, immediately getting on a plane for Texas. I’ll be in TX from May 20 - May 26.

Spencer Pratt Admits He Plans on Leaving L.A. If He Loses Mayoral Race bit.ly/3PcqnFL

@MittRomney I’m guessing that you haven’t changed your tampon for awhile.

The Senate to now lose an exceptionally brilliant and creative mind, an MD who chairs healthcare, and a person of character. Bill Cassidy’s departure is a loss for the country.

@GovPressOffice You’re a worthless motherfucker that lets your wife suck the cocks of old guys.

The President of the United States just posted this. Do you think he’s lost it?

@BillCassidy You were always a Democrat plant in Republican clothing. People are way up all across the country seeing through the bullshit. People like you won’t be in power much longer.

Thank you to the people of Louisiana who voted for me and believed in my vision for the future of our state.

@ScottPresler Paxton all the way.

Texans, Who are you voting for in the Senate runoff on 🗓️ Tuesday, May 26th? John Cornyn versus Ken Paxton

@JohnCornyn That’s a small ass venue for the Colony. Your traitorous ass is going to lose. Nobody wants you representing Texas.

Enthusiastic, standing room only crowd in The Colony today. Republican voters ready to head to the polls tomorrow for the first day of early voting. #GOTV

@piersmorgan Change your tampon, and stop being such a whiny little bitch.

It was 2,950,000 fewer people than Tommy Robinson said turned up to his last March. Fyi.

Hey @JohnCornyn, Did you see what happened to Bill Cassidy tonight? You’re next up! Signed, Texas

@JBPritzker He’s coming for you and your family, asshole.

Start in the Oval Office and work your way out.

@piersmorgan You really should change your tampon.

I went to the pub tonight and couldn’t believe the crowd that turned out to greet me. Humbled and grateful that I have United the Kingdom. 🙏

@ewarren All being paid by private sector and not by the taxpayers. You’re a dumb cunt!

$15M for painting the Lincoln Reflecting Pool electric-blue. $100M for a giant Arch named after Trump. $1B for Trump’s ballroom. If this administration is interested in rooting out government waste, they can take a look at Trump's taxpayer-funded vanity projects.

@TeamCornyn Well, we see past your gaslighting and bullshit and that’s why EVERYONE supports @KenPaxtonTX . NOW, GO FUCK YOURSELF! 🖕🏻

Some politicians talk about supporting President Trump's agenda. I've voted with him 99.3% of the time. That's not rhetoric. That's my record. Tax cuts. Conservative Judges. Border security. Energy dominance. Putting America first. I've been there for every major fight and I'll keep showing up for Texas.

@MattShaheen You’re a fucking retard and you’re why Plano is being overrun by Muslims. You’re a fucking traitor and you should resign immediately.

Conservatives are uniting behind John Cornyn, because we don’t want a Senator Talarico. Ken Paxton is the Democrat’s best hope to turn Texas blue! thehill.com/opinion/campai…

@piersmorgan You’re a fucking retard! Why don’t you go back to the UK? Is it because they hate you there? Guess what, we hate you here too!

The UK population is 70m. Robinson got 50k to his march. That’s 0.07142857% of Brits. Not ‘a large majority’.

@ahsanforbritain @piersmorgan @NeilFra97674870 Shut up, goat fucker!

@piersmorgan @NeilFra97674870 Forgive me french Piers, on this occasion. This ‘Little Cunt’ is perhaps the most mocked individual in Britain. Sadly I can’t say it to him directly since he blocks those with an agreeable level of intellect.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ‘Your’ country stayed at home, Pinocchio.

@RepFine @IlhanMN She needs to be removed from Congress and denationalized and removed from our country.

Ilhan Omar is still a citizen of Somalia, and she has never given up her citizenship. Unbelievable. My new bill would make people like @IlhanMN give up their dual citizenship if they want to serve in Congress. You’re either American or Somali. It’s just that simple. We don’t want foreigners serving in Congress any longer. PERIOD.

@Keir_Starmer @nofreecatnip The millions in the street should’ve dragged you outta the rock you were hiding under and put you on one of the immigrant boats and shipped your ass off. You don’t belong in Britain. You’re a traitor!

Today the voices of division will be loud. They don't speak for the country I know, one that belongs to all of us. That's our Britain. A Britain worth fighting for. lbc.co.uk/article/keir-s…