The Drunken Pedant

Found in a thrift/charity shop... I don't think they know. 😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

The most important thing about the way John Fetterman speaks post-stroke is that his millionaire tv doctor opponent thinks local government should be involved in your private medical decisions. Vote accordingly.

When @JohnFetterman was Mayor, Braddock went more than 5 yrs without a gun death. He worked closely w/ police, showed up at crime scenes, & fought to ensure communities had the funding they needed to fight crime. #PASenateDebate

@ThirdAngie @TheFungi669 @Y2kkatKathy 'Gifted' a pass out of compassion on her 4th try ...

@tedcruz Ted, why would you use a photo of the Russian statue, "The Motherland Calls" for the cover of your book?

If I remember correctly theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking couldn't speak very clearly either.

After my set, Jimmy Kimmel asked if my career had gotten a bump from all this. I was like, yeah, actually, I just did Kimmel.

Lauren Boebert: “People forget that the lowest black unemployment rate was during slavery.”

👋 Hi, I'm Katie Hobbs. I'm Arizona's Secretary of State and I'm running for governor against the most extreme GOP candidate in the country. Every poll shows this race NECK and NECK. Can you retweet this and help me reach 130,000 followers?

Join the cool kids!

i will avenge u mr van gogh

This thread is fascinating.

How is everybody just glossing over the possibility that C19 was man made AND its creation funded by the US government (aka Americans' tax dollars)? IF this is the case then the whole situation is infinitely worse than what is generally perceived.

On hold with DSHS to talk about food stamps...for the last 3 hours. At what point do I hang up and try again?

Two weeks to go til Election Day—let’s stay focused and keep doing everything we can to have another Blue Wave!

Danny Trejo stands with the Jewish community. Los Angeles is a place that people should come together. L'chaim!

Yo, @adidas Not great optics for a company with Nazi history to be backing an antisemite. Just FYI

Atheists, if Jesus doesn't exist, explain this! @PastorAlexLove

When we win this war, history will remember those who stood by our side in our darkest hour; as well as those who openly supported the aggressor. But most of all, it will remember those who stood idly by and pretended they didn’t see a genocide happening in the middle of Europe.