@ForeignPacifist @JayCuda If it’s a small building you probably won’t die
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Uhhhhh... Melvin Doo?
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Uhhhhh... Melvin Doo?
@UhMelvinDoo
Bartender: We got a Mr. Doo here? I got a call for a Mr. Doo. Me: Uhh, Melvin Doo? Bartender: Naaaah, Scooby. (He/Him)
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@JayCuda The fuck kinda stat is this?
"Team loses all games when they give up 20+ runs"
And in other news:
"People die when they jump off buildings"
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the athletics are now 0-23 (.000) all time when allowing 20+ runs in a game
Athletics@Athletics
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@defnoodlesreal @isaiahrmartin But he was right, you lost.
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Just a reminder to Brewers fans we had you on the ropes in game 5 and would’ve beat you 9/10 times
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@hasanthehun Hasan Piker has been banned from the UK: Dark Times Ahead
Do you even hear yourself?
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@steinkobbe @h3h3producitons “He’s totally gonna lose this one guys!!! Those others he won? Forget em, this is the one I will be right!”
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@h3h3producitons Looking forward to your hilarious parody tweet when Ethan loses this one and he's still disliked by everyone
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I encourage everyone to donate to Noah. Please help him reach his 200k goal. It’s for a good cause. That should be just enough to buy my whole family jet skis.
Noah Samsen@noahsamsen_
Zionist millionaire podcaster Ethan Klein is suing me for a YouTube video. I’m defending against it, but I need your help.
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@Wisconsin_fam What’s the point of having players if you lose?
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Would you trade Jesús Made if the return resulted in a Brewers World Series crown in 2026?
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@bluegeaux Wait until bro realizes that’s all life is
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The average couple. Just both mediocre looking, nothing about their entire existences being noteworthy.
They work a boring 9-5, drive run of the mill sedans and spend their weekends watching TV. They’ll have 2 kids, a boy & a girl - who will carry on this unremarkable cycle.
joe@BurdenBurner
No thanks #LatinaLover
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Reminder that the owner of this account can’t even bench 95 pounds
ESPN Milwaukee@ESPNMilwaukee
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@_gdaymate It sounds like he was raped or at the very least his girlfriend thought he was awake for the sex.
Maybe let’s not just call random people fucking losers for sharing sex stories where they may be the victim.
You fucking loser.
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@stoolpresidente Incorrect; your answer must be in the form of a question
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Answer: Who retweeted a blatantly false hit piece on you not once but twice within 10 minutes of it being published and then when you provided her evidence it was all bullshit blocked you?
Answer - That piece of shit Mina Kimes 💪
Jeopardy!@Jeopardy
Tonight's lineup: Lisa Ann Walter, Katie Nolan and Mina Kimes 💪 Watch the Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Stars semifinals starting TONIGHT at 8/7c on ABC and stream next day on Hulu.
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broke mfs would rather kills themselves than hear anybody say a better future is possible
Cecil Says.@dickandcomix
Hasan Piker was literally a fat little rich kid with a pony. Now he makes a fortune selling "eat the rich" to nepo commie kids, lmao
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@ProfessorCucky @MartinShkreli No that’s next Tuesday
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@UhMelvinDoo @MartinShkreli Shouldnt you be sucking off arabs somewhere?
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This is false. Disney paid $1.2B in taxes last year. Your inept staff is confusing an accounting accrual reversal with cash taxes paid.
This is your problem. You don't know facts and shoot from the hip.
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than: Tesla Southwest Disney Live Nation HP United PayPal CVS Health Palantir Citigroup PG&E 3M That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax. It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.
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@MartinShkreli Dork ass is replying to randos on Twitter.
Martin, you wanna get into the Insulin business with me? We could make a killing.
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Joey Ortiz did this too, where’s his graphic?
B/R Walk-Off@BRWalkoff
Tarik Skubal has 95 strikeouts and only 3 walks over his last eleven starts 😳 (h/t @PitchingNinja)
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@MyronGainesX @LosPollosTV Didn’t deny the allegations, interesting…
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@LosPollosTV Lol. You're overweight, retarded, and gamble on stream. You also wear earrings as a grown man and think you're black. STFU forever...
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Usually I’d keep ignoring lil clout goblins like you that are desperate for attention but this shits funny. You now tweeted at me 10+ times & Idk who tf you are but you’re obsessed with me. Come to find out you’re just a deeply closeted sad gay man. Be yourself pal. It’s ok.
Myron Gaines@MyronGainesX
Los Pollos is a fat, degenerate, gambling retard who sits around eating and watching TV on stream. This 50 IQ moron has the nerve to talk shit about complex political and cultural commentary that he knows nothing about. This idiot combines three things I hate in one person: obesity, stupidity, and degeneracy (gambling). This lardass needs to shut the fuck up.
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The way this single handedly demonstrates the history of white jealousy, domination and destruction. Observe someone with a gift, decide they want to take it, interfere without consent, and when ignored or not given what they want decide to attempt to steal it from you.
Nature & Animals🌴@naturelife_ok
Little Black girl taps into her magic /& guides a seal into performing tricks for her! 🐬🤣
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@bmwisswell @GWAMtweets “Waaaaaaa I’m a whiny bitch baby”
-you
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@UhMelvinDoo @GWAMtweets Turning ted cruz Republican to own the left.
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Man. I haven’t seen democrats this united in a long time.
GIF
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