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To continue to combat this barrage of negative news, here is today's stupid joke - useful if your kids are at home with you and they laugh at anything - here we go... "If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?" #StayAtHome

To continue to combat this barrage of negative news, here is today's stupid joke - useful if your kids are at home with you and they laugh at anything - here we go... "You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine." #StayAtHome

To continue to combat this barrage of negative news, here is today's stupid joke - useful if your kids are at home with you and they laugh at anything - here we go... "I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me." #StayAtHome

Dear @thebodycoach #JoeWicks - thank you!

To continue to combat this barrage of negative news, here is today's stupid joke - useful if your kids are at home with you and they laugh at anything - here we go... "I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it." #StayAtHome

With no pubs, no restaurants and half a million parents taking #PEwithJoe - when we come out the other side of this thing the average Brit is going to look like the cast of Avengers #StayAtHome

To continue to combat this barrage of negative news, here is today's stupid joke - useful if your kids are at home with you and they laugh at anything - here we go... "Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize." #StayAtHome

To continue to combat this barrage of negative news, here is today's stupid joke - useful if your kids are at home with you and they laugh at anything - here we go... "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!" #stupidjokes #workingfromhome #homeschool

To continue to combat this barrage of negative news, here is today's stupid joke - useful if your kids are at home with you and they laugh at anything - here we go... "I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless." #stupidjokes #workingfromhome #homeschool #whereisthegin

To combat this barrage of negative news, I'm going to start telling stupid jokes - particularly useful if your kids are at home with you and they laugh at anything - here we go... Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

People posting depressing business news on Twitter like its something unique. Come on now... every business is feeling something negative right now. Is posting negative news relevant?

-@Tesco @waitrose @BootsUK @superdrug @sainsburys @Morrisons @asda @LidlGB @AldiUK -who is going to step up and do a seniors only time in the morning. Shut the door for all except seniors and make sure that your store is glistening clean. Happening elswhere @BBCNews @DailyMailUK

@finance_LL Asking for a friend?

How many bottles of good single malt are required for two weeks of self-isolation? Just as a precautionary measure, you understand.

Appropriate and funny. Thank you for the laugh!

@PetersideDakuku @nimasaofficial Congrats Dr Peterside - was an absolute delight to watch you at the helm of NIMASA and see such amazing progress. All the very best and can't wait to see you in action at your next role.

Thankful and grateful! the great time… and the great memories. Last day at work. 💪💪 🙏🙏

@QueensMHockey Seeing the Gaels as champs will always make me smile!

In joining with some other teams that are doing this, reply to this tweet with a hockey picture that makes you smile! #KARMA #ChaGheill🇷🇴

@lizmarami @CelebrityCruise Congrats Liz!

Today I earned my second stripe, today I joined a new family, today I am I am on a cruise with the historic all women bridge Officers, today the first female American cruise Captain handed me second officer stripes! I cannot wait to start my journey with @CelebrityCruise

This would be a good thing if there was confidence among operators that it could be a good thing, but it also raises the questions as to how it got to this point in the first place? seatrade-maritime.com/ship-operation…

If you aren't following @HJBirkett , your life is incomplete. Not only a great maritime journalist but sincerely - reading her tweets is one of the best ways to produce a smile on a daily basis. Pure gold!

A distressing read... splash247.com/live-animal-ex…