pizzaparitypaul

You’re a proper fucking ghoul if you are taking pleasure in terminally ill people being subjected to longer pain, suffering and total loss of their dignity

@heyitsrosemulet You are a man

HRT literally makes us biologically female

No. HRT (estrogen + anti-androgens) for males suppresses testosterone, promotes breast growth, fat redistribution, and reduces male secondary traits. It does not alter XY chromosomes, enable egg production, create ovaries/uterus, or change the fundamental gamete-based definition of biological sex (males produce sperm; females produce ova). Core reproductive biology and skeletal traits from male puberty remain male. Sources: Mayo Clinic, UCSF Transcare, NIH reviews, gamete-definition consensus in biology (e.g., Parker 2011).

Reminder that Hasan's predictions at the beginning of the year was that "Nothing will happen in Venezuela" and "nothing will happen in Iran." I don't think he's gotten a single geopolitical prediction right in the last 5 years.

LEMON POUND CAKE 😂🤣

@khamenei_ir I didn't know the afterlife had Starlink. How's the temperature down there

@MrEricLuddland @Awk20000 Retard

@Awk20000 Asmongold will literally b foaming at the mouth laughing at this. Leg smacking and everything. Disgusting.

Trump on why he didn’t warn Japan beforehand of the strikes in Iran “You don’t want to signal too much..we wanted surprise..who knows better about surprise than Japan?! Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”

Funny coming from a guy who supports @Sec_Noem shooting a dog in its face, all because it was barking because she didnt take care of it. Gg retard.

@EbullientSMP They literally havent

Genuine retard

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

BREAKING: The UAE just announced that its gas production is now zero and operations at major natural gas facilities have been suspended. Trump is causing a world energy crisis. Oil just hit $114/barrel. Gas is $3.88 per gallon. That’s 75 cents higher than it was when Biden left office.

@Frogan Still fat

anyways

@Frogan Ozempic frogan will gain the weight back, but its crazy she lost some weight and starts making fat jokes right away after playing victim about the fat jokes for years lmao

Goku White Shirt Purple Pants outfit

Netanyahu spent his whole life—about 40 years—lobbying and doing everything possible to start a war with Iran, only to die a week after he finally got it

Trump’s war with Iran is costing BILLIONS in taxpayer dollars. There’s money for an illegal war, but when Americans need affordable health care and food assistance, there’s suddenly ZERO DOLLARS. This shows Trump’s priorities.

Im dying

@MeMooMaMay @HousebotGuy Not really, retard.

@UltraMagna @HousebotGuy You've got to be retarded

Netanyahu died on March 8th, 2026. Yair, his son who posts 24/7, took an exact 7 day break on X from 3/8 to 3/15. That lines up precisely with the Jewish Shiva mourning period. President Trump looked visibly shaken on 3/8. Now they are striking oil fields and hitting civilian infrastructure in response. They wouldn’t do that unless something serious happened, like a major assassination. That also lines up with the strange military council absences and event cancellations. Every video you are seeing of him after 3/8 is AI assisted.

Raping kids wasn't the dealbreaker for MAGA, it was gas prices.