Uncle Craig

@Villgecrazylady @amot_kez Yes deleting Apple Maps from your iPhone will really do the trick. Great work

@amot_kez Me either. I just took Apple Maps off my phone bc this is creeping me out too

I literally had to go see this for myself. Sure enough. Apple Maps has removed almost every town in Lebanon from the map while keeping every podunk town in Israel and Syria clearly marked.

@TheGunzShow @TheMagaHulk @nikitabier The ad money bot his dad back from the dead is that so hard to understand ?

Does Dom Lucre have two dads? Is he a necromancer? He claimed his dad died in 2024. Now his father has been resurrected when he wanted to whine about demonetization.

@rivereddietrout @MerkyAgua @shagbark_hick Ithaca or Syracuse not being upstate is a wild take. Maybe Plattsburgh is upstate?

@MerkyAgua @shagbark_hick I have lived here my whole life. Everything north of NYC is upstate. It's a catchall, and it makes sense.

Case in point here is Upstate NY. This place should be a paradise. It's superlatively gorgeous -- maybe the most beautiful place east of the Mississippi -- and fertile. The housing's cheap, there are OK jobs, soil's fine, life is easy. But people here are MISERABLE. Daily interactions involve leering, awkward staring, cold shoulders, nervous energy. Loner-hermit types avoid others; elderly are crotchedy and skittish. DinerGoth types are lurking, vaping, being gay, mumbling to themselves in the Stewart's parking lot. No one's stopping to chat, no one's your friend, everyone is kind of tense in public. Guys are shooting up on the street in Watertown, Utica, even Tupper Lake. Any cop will tell you WEIRD, dark stories about what goes on here. The Kulak class is overtaxed; the State Workers dream of Florida once the pension hits. Young guys are all planning to move to South Carolina, Texas. Local government is a good old boys club for the dumbest, most cynical drunkards in each county. The whole vibe is "soviet." Except in lib enclaves, where the vibe is "tense, judgemental, 'in this house we believe', paranoid about MAGA, cloistered." And so this place is cheap, low-rent, undesirable. Gentrifiers try to come but they don't stay here. This place resists any attempt to "reinvigorate" it. The dysgenic darkness hangs over every inch of it; no amount of bright-eyed yuppies can fix it. Albany can't fix it. It's all graft, corruption, awkward stammering parochial nutcases wandering the streets in between disability checks. The residents of so many places here are the genetic remnants of those who didn't have the gumption or the brains to go West when the time came, and it shows. Literally the best move we have is to pay people to LEAVE. If I was the governor I'd allocate massive amounts of money towards this. I'd straight-up pay people to clear out, get out of here, move along. I'd pay their moving expenses, send them to Florida or whatever. And we'd flourish.

@vialistpilot Cheesy Gordita crunch goes boom in your mouth! Explosion of cheese like jet fuel melting steel beams

this has to be the most historical day of 2001

@YevetteMM @JackPosobiec Tim pool without the beanie

@JackPosobiec Who’s that?

I have just obtained a new video of what appears to be Congressman Eric Swalwell taken moments after the first video that has been circulating today. I have also received a digital forensics report attesting to the veracity of both it and the initial video

@e38 @TeamBlakjak @macktology101 Who do you think was protecting yall?

@TeamBlakjak @macktology101 Praying for my family protection probably cancelled out my Kimbo Slice prayer 😭😭😭

I used to pray he’d come fight my dad any time I got whooped

@LD_78 @GeanniVersace Cleaned his whole ack up

@GeanniVersace Shout out to Shorty Boyd I hope he is still on the straight and narrow.

"...I want my corners"

@gayboyfarty The thing is you’re never alone 😉

Crazy how much of god’s plan for me involves jerking off alone in my room

@kingofkipsbay Which one

- Pint at Peter Dillon’s at 2:00 - 2:00 PM pint at Peter Dillon’s - Grab a pint at Peter Dillon’s around 2:00 - Pint at Peter Dillon’s, 2:00 - Meet at Peter Dillon’s for a ping at 2:00 Here are 5 different things to text your friends today

@AlanS914 @nyknicks @ActionBronson @TheGarden Former jets offensive lineman

@nyknicks @ActionBronson @TheGarden Who is this ass hole Stars used to actually be STARS

Bam Bam Baklava 💪 @ActionBronson

@FirstSquawk Thought we got rid of these immigrants smh

Meteorologists Warn About Super El Nino Event

@oloal @PromosandProfit is a good man for her

@NYCASP Thank you Jews !

#NYCASP rules will be suspended tomorrow, Thursday, April 9, for Passover (8th day) and for Holy Thursday (Orthodox). Parking meters will be in effect.

NETANYAHU: WE ARE READY TO WAR WITH IRAN AT ANY MOMENT

@PHDcracker @AB84 Couldn’t even wait a couple days

@AB84 Stealing tweets again lol

Don’t call me handsome if you ain’t gon handsome of that pussy over.

@First127447 @MarketOpium @zerohedge It’s slop

@MarketOpium @zerohedge Hilarious you posted this with such confidence and are so wrong

*BED BATH & BEYOND SHARES HALTED DUE TO NEWS PENDING

@AllanRicharz @sabatonfan69 Sorry for your loss.

@sabatonfan69 It's like 95% of all comment sections on music videos now "Oh, this was my grandma's favourite song. We'd listen to it all the time. She died last night. I found her body"

Guys in the comment section of Steely Dan songs on YouTube love to tell you their dad died

@Emily_Sundberg Margaritaville at Sea Paradisecruise ship

The six best bars with outdoor seating to have your last Guinness at tonight before WWIII

We shouldn’t even have a presidential election in 2028 weeks should have a Erika Kirk vs AOC squirt off and whoever wins gets to be president

@Lisa09497507 @NinaPanickssery @Yahskapar Buy 3 houses and a robot

@NinaPanickssery @Yahskapar What if the grandkids live in 3 different states? How do I choose???

Genuinely curious—why don’t more people use their own parents/kid’s grandparents for childcare as opposed to daycare/preschool/nannies (which seem more common)? Is it common for boomer grandparents to show disinterest in their grandchildren?