Jordan Qato 🐀
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Jordan Qato 🐀
@Uncle_Ian
Part time fact checker, full time ailurophile. My two cats speak perfect English, just not when anyone else is around.
Canada Katılım Eylül 2012
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My wife texted me from work:
Her: "Are you watching that new serial killer documentary on Netflix?"
Me: "Yeah, I just started episode 3."
Her: "Pause it at 22 minutes and 14 seconds."
Me: "Okay, paused. It's the crime scene photo of the living room."
Her: "Right. Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?"
Me: "Uh, yeah. It's pretty gruesome."
Her: "Look just to the left of the fireplace mantle. See where the natural light is hitting the wall?"
Me: "Yes..."
Her: "That’s the exact shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom."
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@EdKrassen Found liable for sexual assault: pattern
Convicted on 34 felonies to conceal a porn-star affair: pattern
Boasted about sexually assaulting women: pattern
Boasted about walking in on pageant contestants while they changed: pattern
Friendships with numerous pedophiles: pattern
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Nick Shirley claims 2100 people are registered to vote at California 7-Eleven, fails to see giant Apartment building at same address
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@MAGACult2 How were they not arrested? Adult acting like complete children with temper tantrums
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The Green betas? Good trouble in the digital age…It’s so fantastic!
“I’ll beat him later for not supporting ice.“
“We are like Nazis at Trump Hotel, right?
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@MAGACult2 I think put them on an island 🏝️ with nothing and we can watch them turn on each other
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THE GREATEST IDEA, EVER!!!
Please spread this everywhere.
Why don’t we use ICE logic for the Epstein files?
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@MAGACult2 Once you hear Kamala’s answer as to why they didn’t release the files you can’t unhear it. x.com/outs45/status/…
Outs 💕4️⃣7️⃣🇺🇸@Outs45
Good question “Why didn’t the BlDEN administration Release the files”? 🥴 Here’s the “cringe” answer 👇
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To my fellow physicians who were there - during COVID:
We do not need to re-litigate reality with anonymous avatars.
We cancelled surgeries.
We converted wards.
We ran oxygen at capacity.
Some hospitals reopened dormant wings just to expand beds.
Others were wall-to-wall COVID.
We watched patients desaturate in real time.
Now the revisionists arrive.
“They were empty.”
“You’re lying.”
“That’s AI.”
“You’re not real.”
"You killed them."
When argument fails, they erase. When erasure fails, they accuse.
This is historical vandalism performed by people who were wrong then and are wrong now. People who mostly sit on their chats and convince one another.
They will be wrong tomorrow.
I've learned that I do not owe time to those who have built an identity around denial.
History does not bend because a username demands it.
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@AwesomeNewsom Trump was told this presentation would involve minors.
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I WANT TO CONGRATULATE DONALD ON WINNING THE CHAMPION OF COAL AWARD GIVEN BY A LARGE GROUP OF MINERS (SOME SAY SIX!) WHICH YOU CAN PLACE NEXT TO YOUR FIFA (NOT A) PEACE PRIZE, AND (NOT YOUR) NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, SO VANCE & RUBIO CAN CLAP EVERY TIME THEY SEE IT LIKE TERRIFIED SEALS.
Nick Sortor@nicksortor
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump was just awarded the “CHAMPION OF COAL” award at the White House by a large group of coal miners NOBODY has been a bigger supporter of the coal industry than President Trump in modern US history. And average pay for miners is up over $2,000 🔥
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The people pictured here have tweeted for two days non stop about Carney's name appearing in emails and newsletters and have not said a single word about Musk asking about the most epic party time, not one tweet about a disgusting racist video...
They have nothing of substance. No evidence of wrong doing. No proof of anything...
But that doesn't matter. They don't care. They pour out the gas and watch their followers push out this lies and false accusations.
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So let’s stop the games.
If you want this fight, @RepJamesComer, let’s have it—in public.
You love to talk about transparency. There’s nothing more transparent than a public hearing, cameras on.
We will be there.
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My son was complaining he never gets any privacy at home and needed some time alone, so I told him to buy a ticket to the Melania movie.
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This guy magnificently used sarcasm to explain the Republican and MAGA hypocrisy in regards to the Alex Pretti murder.
👇👇👇
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If you think Canada exporting canola and lobster to China is a more concerning lurch towards authoritarianism than the U.S. government shooting nurses and soccer moms in the face there might be something wrong with you.
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