Flying Solo

@piersmorgan You're always the cock, Piers

Help get this book on the market as a GOINIG AWAY PRESENT for the #ChildinChief @PaulRigbywrites at @Unbounders unbound.com/books/dont-do-…

@CityPowerJhb Spoke to City Power. The repair is being done at the 'box' on Ley Road. 80% of the repair is completed. The power will stay off until 100% completed. #PowerCrisesInJohannesburg #EskomIsDom @HermanMashaba

UPDATE: Technicians are attending to an outage post restoration affecting: Blairgowrie, Ferndale, Linden, Northcliff, Waterval Estate and Victory Park. An ETR is not given.^BP

UPDATE: Technicians are attending to an MV outage affecting: Blairgowrie, Linden, Northcliff, Waterval Estate and Victory Park. An ETR is not given. We apologise for any inconvenience caused by the outage.^BP

@CityPowerJhb @lexi025 @ntokee_xo Has this part arrived? @HermanMashaba #PowerCrisesInJohannesburg #EskomIsDom

@lexi025 @ntokee_xo A new switching device is ordered. Until such device is planted, power supply will remain off. An ETR is not given from the field.^BP

@CityPowerJhb @Hema_Patel29 You are SO confident! I am not. This is a ridiculous turnaround time for homes and businesses. #EskomIsDom #PowerCrisisJohannesburg @HermanMashaba

@Hema_Patel29 The power will be restored. Our technicians are working around the clock to ensure that power is restored.^BP

@CityPowerJhb What’s the latest on the Blairgowrie and victory park MV please

@CityPowerJhb They have absolutely no idea. I phoned City Power. Some broken cable, but no ETR as it is affecting a large area. #PowerCrisisJohannesburg #EskomisDom #Eish

@Ragga0 @rickygervais LOL. That's what you get for wearing pink spandex. @rickygervais #banbullfighting

@rickygervais And this one...can’t shit for the rest if his life!

Neither I, nor any bull wants you to fight it. It’s a depraved and disgusting thing to do. But if you insist, I hope it kills you, you sequinned cunt. #BanBullfighting

@rickygervais Your language is offensive @rickygervais. I am not seeing any sequins on his outfit, and that is an insult to all sequins! All they ever wanted was to be treated equally with braiding and velvet. I do however, share your sentiment. #banbullfighting

This event is not to be missed! Join @FoundationTag for their 9th annual party, all proceeds go to deserving @KingEdVIISchool learners and there is a lot of fun to be had by all! 🙌🏼

@Suburban_Dic what about banana? Does that make me bent?

Kinky - Someone who likes pineapple on their pizza

I'm pondering the speed at which GOP was able to produce 65 women saying Kavanaugh was a good guy. Did they know about #ChristineBlaseyFord before the information was released? #KavanaughHearings #KavanaughConfirmation @SenFeinstein

Why is Sen Collins having private phone chats with Kavanaugh? Aren't confirmation hearings the correct place to ask questions? Shouldn't others involved get to hear her concerns and his answers? #KavanaughHearings #KavanaughConfirmation @SenatorCollins @SenFeinstein

@MmusiMaimane @Our_DA What on earth is wrong with you? You've just conceded there's NO chance of DA electoral success. Lack of credibility in DA is going to break the party. You've just handed ANC a 2019 landslide win! #Elections #Vote #OurDA #WCPremier

All Blacks conceded 16 turnovers, made 23 handling errors, only converted 33% kicks at goal, and threw two intercept passes ... And boy did the Boks cash in!

Zapiro's cartoon @dailymaverick (11 September 2018) on clandestine meetings with Zuma #AllBehindUs @CyrilRamaphosa @MYANC - bit.ly/180911dm

@realDonaldTrump are you going to claim credit for Hurricane Florence, being the biggest ever - never been seen before? Like you always do... Well you actually should, because your denial of climate change is causing these. Wake Up Orange Boy! @Trevornoah @sethmeyers

@MichelleObama Finally! A book that's not about the Trump disaster of an administration. I will get it to feel hope in the world. Thank you Mrs Obama. @MichelleObama @BarackObama

I’m done with my book! I’ve learned a lot about myself and I’d like to share my story of BECOMING—the plainness, the blemishes, the crazy turns—with you on my book tour, beginning 11/13 in Chicago. Go to BecomingMichelleObama.com to find out how to get tickets. #IAmBecoming