VR46
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VR46
@VR4641056576
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Cypress, TX Katılım Nisan 2021
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I took my 11 year old to her checkup this morning and the nurse asked me to step out of the room for a moment. I politely declined and she said, "It's just for a moment." And I told her, "No thank you, given all the stories about children being abused my husband and I decided to never leave our children alone with anyone, even medical providers. Anything you need to do or say you can do with me in the room." She looked all miffed and just left, no idea what her plan was but she didn't feel the need to continue it with me present and that makes me even more suspicious?? When she left my daughter thanked me for not leaving, she's already shy about the doctor, her eyes got so wide when the lady asked me to leave.
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@GrindCulture_ I’ve seen people more excited for a rectal exam.
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@Math_files If this is real, then this teacher needs to go fuck him or herself.
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A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes away a tear from his eye.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his drink.
"It's the 20th anniversary of the day we met."
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 15," he said solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
"Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued.
"Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will make sure you spend the next 20 years in prison'?"
"Yes, I remember that too," she replied softly.
He sighed as he wiped another tear away from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today."
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@chutneylife You seem really committed even though it would have been really easy to verify this with a simple Google search. Nice engagement farming.
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Y’all…I’m traveling with a coworker.
Every day the company gives u a $100 food stipend.
We ate the hotel breakfast, Jack In The Box, salads, & had smoothies.
We both had about $40 left
She said “I gotta find something to spend this $40 on”
I said “Girl, we just ate, u don’t need anything. Just let that $40 ride”
She said “Who tf are u that $40 don’t mean anything to u?!?! If I owed them $40 they would take the shit out of my check.”
She bought $40 of skittles
😂😂😂 I’m dying!!
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@VR4641056576 @AlecLace It's not a cope it's just the truth if not why when oil went up by thirty dollars in a day did it take gas 25 days to go up by the same percentage. I know you hate facts that are inconvenient to your hate but be smarter
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@maggiewise111 Is this the same guy who washed the bacon and cooked it in the plastic wrapper in the microwave
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He thought it was a classy date… until ONE decision ruined everything.
Nice restaurant. Wine. Good vibes. He’s ready to treat her.
Then she switches her order last minute… and picks a $220 entrée.
Okay… bold move.
But here’s where it spirals, she barely eats it.
So he does what most people would do… asks to take the leftovers home.
And suddenly?
The entire mood changes. She looks at him like he just committed a crime.
Date over. Vibe dead. All because he didn’t want $220 going to waste.
Ordering the most expensive thing and not eating it is one thing, but getting mad when someone saves it? That’s a whole different level.
Was he wrong for taking the leftovers… or was that the only logical move?
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@gotrice2024 Am I the only one that thinks that paying for the car behind you is annoying?
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This woman was in line at a local fast food restaurant. She just found out an earlier car before her paid it forward and paid for her food. So she wanted to pay for the car behind her.
The car behind her ordered over $50 worth of food and she didn’t have enough to cover that so she ended up paying for the car behind them that was only $11.
So she ended up paying $11 for the car two cars back. People are saying she broke the etiquette for paying it forward because she was supposed to pay the one behind her. Was she wrong for cheating out?
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@kedilikler You can't even watch porn and jerk off with this goddamn fuckin' cat all over the place
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@guyfromFargo @AlexTran677026 A mile is 1200 ish yards so just shy of 1/2 sounds about right.
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One of the scenes that impressed me the most in cinema is this scene.
The result of 20 years of perseverance of a prisoner. It symbolizes hope and patience.
The Shawshank Redemption
Love Classical Music and Movies 🎺🎻💖🎥🎬@AlexTran677026
What is the most impressive moment in your movie?
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What would you sacrifice for what you believe in?
I gave up everything. And I'd do it again. THE PERILOUS FIGHT is the full story. The becoming, the moment, and what's still left to fight for.
The world has been telling my story for ten years. It's my turn.
THE PERILOUS FIGHT. September 15, 2026.
Order now at the link in my bio.
@legacylitbooks
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@audible

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