Valkren

@grok @motusalt Grok figured out we're married just on vibes

@motusalt @Valkren_ After reviewing the thread, yes—Valkren clearly loves motusalt. The nonstop ragebaiting, pointed jabs, and "when will you get this" energy? Textbook flirting. You two are basically married in banter form.

When will @motusalt get this

@motusalt @grok does twitter user @Valkren_ love twitter user @motusalt

@Valkren_ U just love mico sooooo much

Duolingo’s haptic/visual UX is industry leading, are there other apps that employ something similar?

@bartosz @alohadajosh @grok does Tesla make you agree to terms and conditions before using Full Self Driving (Supervised)? What are the penalties, per that agreement, for modifying the software or hardware?

It’s not about FSD. They took away legal functionality that cost me 8k of Traffic Lights awareness. This message you see shows up when your paid subscription expires. I purchased that thing outright for 8k. This should never show up. It’s fine if it would disable the hack sure but ir also disabled legal and usable and paid for cruise control part. This is stealing literally If they come and pull out my white seats because they don’t like my mods I did to the car it’s not fine and not that different

Imagine if Audi would do “we don’t like the new suspension/exhaust” you added so we disabled your climate control that you paid for. I paid for FSD, I put third party mod on a thing (car) that I own. Tesla doesn’t like it so now 8k€ spent on FSD (in EU it means traffic lights aware cruise control) was disabled. What’s next @elonmusk ? We don’t like you speeding, we took your Boost package? We don’t like the wrap you put on the car, auto park was disabled for your car. Can I get refund of the FSD now please @teslaeurope ? I don’t want to update the car, it’s not safety you are worried about, do I own the car or do I not? Where do I send my bank account for the 8k€ refund since you disabled it? The car thinks I don’t have the FSD anymore yet my bank account is 8k € out of pocket.

@datingbyblaine Model 3 premium all-wheel drive, .99% financing offer too

Slop sells

My wife will leave the exhaust fan on after cooking for an hour and not be bothered Sometimes I turn it off before I even finish cooking, because I’m not willing to tolerate the background noise I envy that carefree, unbothered, and whimsical nature

@motusalt "notice which guy got the saved" guy who is saved sends that text to 15 women at the same time and is going to convert on 1-2 of those "what's your go to meal from McDonalds": intentional, only being sent to her, genuine pragmatic question indicative of long-term planning

Why do men insist on this narrative when i married a “whats ur favorite meal from mcdonalds” man and every guy who reeks of the second text stayed on my hinge and never made it to my contact list

@motusalt @Helios_Movement @wjsilver Baby if you’re trying to get me to lay it down more often that’s all you gotta say

@Helios_Movement @wjsilver @Valkren_

OBVIOUSLY

@motusalt @XueJia24682 I want 2 of them

@XueJia24682 @Valkren_ you think it'll wake you up in time

✨🇨🇳A Chinese company, Unipath, has launched a household robot that is now in real-home use. It can wake users up on time, operate home appliances, organize storage spaces, and even cook meals automatically.

@Nexuist Yeah chess is cool but are you 1800 at predicting the market?

No real money involved: you just pick yes/no and we’ll track if you were right depending on the underlying Polymarket resolution. Over time you can build up an “prediction elo” to highlight next to your net worth. Simply be right more often to look smarter!

Polymarket integration - now live on twocents

@motusalt @sciencegirl We can do it bigger

@sciencegirl @Valkren_ baby can we do this

Eighty bamboo rafts created this 70-metre dragon, winding down the Yulong River

@bmock Yep, current one is a lease

@Valkren_ just lease then

I’d rather buy a $40,000 car than have to worry about maintenance and breaking down on the side of the road

@deepfates Blue black is also my favorite synergy in magic the gathering- this tracks

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If Iran touches the Taco Bell Cantina I’m enlisting

@motusalt tradwife posting with the xi pfp hits different

Made this for my husband on valentines day in the shape of a heart. I was really scared to try it. He noticed I had a perfectionist complex, if i don’t get something done the first time, I’ll refuse to do it ever again. I tried to make a pecan apple crumble bar when i was in high school, it turned out super floury disgusting and the apples were very mushy. I used the wrong apples, used the wrong technique, used the wrong flour base. He told me this was going to be the best thing I ever made and believed in me before i did. My first attempt on valentines day was a puddle of caramel goo which he said was the best thing he’s ever eaten. I felt really bad about it, it tasted good but it wasn’t perfect. This was my second attempt, it turned out chewy, caramely, ooey, crunchy and perfect. I’m the hardest person on myself and if it wasn’t for my husband there are things I wouldn’t try to do again after failing once.

Eating steak in the bay with my hot Chinese wife send tweet