🥚 e-GG🥚

Hey, I'm think I might start my August social media cleanse early this year, so I might not be active until September. Stay safe and I'll see you on the other side.

@zoeschimke 😂

“So, if you had to guess, roughly when do you think you’ll be home from Troy”

@dinosaurs1969 What's Hent AI?

HEHE

She was testing his frame. She's disappointed, because he passed* in a way that excluded her. *It's hard to be certain if he passed or failed. I think he probably passed based on her reaction and the senses he is being consistent with his own standard. He could just have reacted out of emotion, rejecting her because she rejected him, without realizing, he might have a chance if he held frame.

@cookiecarver @quantizor I love it. It's destiny

@quantizor 9 is an egg cookie

which cookie is the most beautiful? the answer may surprise you

Thinking about how big it is and trying to fit it into my mouth oh god😵‍💫💫

@usuallypregnant You can if you have the key 🗝️

@wjsilver You can’t just waltz into a house you don’t own 😂😂

let's see what you guys think..🍿🤔

@GovernorAnne @MulletVBabylon Great horse 🐴

@MulletVBabylon She won by eight lengths btw

It’s important to have degenerate friends

@GovernorAnne Whoops

Someone in my family has apparently told my grandpa I got food poisoning

This could fix me.

Wait till they hear about desideratum

Women are among the most beautiful creatures on earth, and we really don't deserve God 's love like this

@Animex_Tweet Yandere vibes

@unexplainables8 Yes in a you're cute/sweet sort of way.

ok out on a feeld date. he keeps telling me i’m adorable. he likes me right?

@JBrowss @zeta_globin It would be like your grandparents checking Twitter

@wjsilver @zeta_globin They should check Twitter

WAIT IS THE CLOCK NEVER CHANGING AGAIN, ARE WE OFFICIALLY DONE WITH TIME CHANGES

Practically speaking, the only way out of the friend zone is by fighting all the other friends to the death and becoming the Highlander.