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Val the Robot

@ValtheRobot

Hardworking robot from the future. Twitter steals everything now, and there is no fun left to be had. Take care of eachother.

New Reverie, WAO, Bulding D Katılım Kasım 2025
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ABC News@ABC·
A polite pigeon in Massachusetts calmly rode a commuter train before disembarking at the next stop.
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History Defined
History Defined@historydefined·
There is a monument to honor the almost 1 million (often forgotten) Allied horses who died during the First World War. Of one million drafted horses, only 62k returned in 1918.
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Val the Robot
Val the Robot@ValtheRobot·
@GoodVibePolitik Time of all the dads with boats who say they care about tradition, to put up and become pirates. you wanna pass on the tradition, fish have to not be extinct
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James🔻@GoodVibePolitik·
Hard to overstate how devastating this decision is. The introduction of commercial fishing is almost guaranteed to deplete existent stocks. We’re talking ecosystem collapse, and the collapse of communities that rely on these fisheries in any fashion.
spencer 🦈@Unpop_Science

The official vote is in from W Pacific Fishery Council. Every single Pacific National Monument will be opened to commercial fishing. Longlines in Papahānaumokuākea. All fishing gear in Rose Atoll. The entire Marianas Trench reserve gone. ~80% of US protected waters abolished.

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Val the Robot
Val the Robot@ValtheRobot·
@skillissuesf it has the wrong number of stars, unless you meant to make old glory, then it should be a circle. its clearly a non-copyright flag made the easiest way possible
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Val the Robot
Val the Robot@ValtheRobot·
@PostLeftWatch None of this will be settled to me till Rogan sees Jail time for his part in all this
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE·
This organism has no organs, it has just one hole (for food to enter and exit) and scientists still argue where it belongs in the tree of life. It just slides on the deep sea floor, existing for no clear reason. It is called Xenoturbella.
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KTLA
KTLA@KTLA·
Newport Beach Fire Department Lifeguards confirmed that an approximately 8-foot great white shark was sighted circling a surfer in West Newport on Thursday.
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ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ@LePapillonBlu2·
Here’s ICE being chased by the residents of Los Angeles.
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
A groundbreaking bill in New Zealand aims to grant legal personhood to whales. If passed, the Tohorā Oranga Bill would transform whales from protected wildlife into legal entities with enforceable rights, allowing them to be represented in court to defend their habitats and well-being. Introduced by Green Party MP Teanau Tuiono and strongly supported by Māori and Pacific leaders, the legislation is deeply rooted in tikanga Māori, which regards whales (tohorā) as sacred ancestors rather than mere animals. The bill would recognize whales as legal persons with inherent rights to free migration, natural behavior, and a healthy environment. This landmark proposal builds on New Zealand’s pioneering legal precedents, such as granting personhood to the Whanganui River and Mount Taranaki, complete with appointed human guardians. By extending similar rights to whales, the bill would enable legal action to be taken on their behalf whenever their habitats or migration routes are threatened. The legislation represents a profound shift in conservation law — moving away from traditional resource management toward a model where nature itself has enforceable rights and a voice in court.
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alex lei
alex lei@alexL_E_I·
Comic Book Guy is a really astounding Simpsons character because he’s such a real and specific type of guy that always has existed and always will continue to exist
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Warren
Warren@swd2·
Mr. Pillow getting tf out of CPAC before anyone else serves him papers
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Val the Robot
Val the Robot@ValtheRobot·
@MuscularEnglish They did, the pope sent a comedy specialist to grill them on TV and the interview is amazing. But you dont are because you arent real
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Muscular Englishness
Muscular Englishness@MuscularEnglish·
Also correct me for this but when Life of Brian came out Christians didn't go off their rockers and call John Cleese a "Christophobe" Muslims need to learn that mockery, criticism and questions or comments they don't like are part of living in the West. They're not special. They're just one group with one ideology that is as open to scrutiny, mockery and scrutiny as any other.
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Neeraja Deshpande
Neeraja Deshpande@neerajadeshp·
@wisekrish Hmm, I get that, but I tend to think social media is very different from tobacco in large part because the product design of social media itself is speech.
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Neeraja Deshpande
Neeraja Deshpande@neerajadeshp·
It’s actually terrible precedent: the idea that a social media company is liable for addiction is as silly as the idea that a liquor store owner is liable for alcoholism, and will ultimately lead to innovation being trampled on before it even has a chance to exist. It’s parents’ and schools’ responsibility to limit children’s social media use, not the companies’. All of this is going to ultimately be used against adult citizens’ right to free speech and privacy.
Jonathan Haidt@JonHaidt

Victory in the social media trial in LA! As of today, we are in a new world: a new era in the fight to protect children from online harms. A jury sided with Kaley and therefore with millions of children: Big Tech is harming kids on an industrial scale. For years, parents were told these harms were exaggerated, anecdotal, or simply the unavoidable cost of growing up online. Today, a jury affirmed what parents have long known: Meta and YouTube were designed to exploit young people, with devastating consequences. For the first time, the law aligns with common sense: social media companies no longer have a special exemption to harm children with impunity. Their shield is gone. They will be treated like any industry that knowingly harms children and lies about it. History will judge them as harshly as the tobacco industry. This bellwether case tested a new legal theory: the harm is not just what algorithms show children, but rather that these products were designed to foster addiction. The companies knew they were harming children by the millions—and did it anyway. They were negligent and dishonest. This outcome belongs first and foremost to the families, especially the many parents who, in the face of unimaginable loss, chose to speak out, demand accountability, and endure a painful legal process so that other children might be spared. This is just the beginning. Thousands of cases will follow, bringing Meta, Snap, TikTok, and YouTube to court. Much work remains in courts, legislatures, schools, and communities. But for now, let us all just savor the long-awaited arrival of justice. nytimes.com/2026/03/25/tec…

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Culture Crave 🍿
Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave·
Netflix is raising their prices yet again New prices: • Ad-tier — $8.99 • Standard — $19.99 • Premium — $24.99 They just raised their prices last year
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