Victoria Markou 💙

@james_xond Me

Be honest, who still actually listens to music from the 1960s through the 1980s in 2026?

@HLTCO Why would you put forward such a sensible and pragmatic solution?!

If people were able to legally watch 3pm kick offs in this country at a reasonable price, the market for FireSticks would drop off significantly. Everywhere else on earth, you can watch every Premier League game for a fraction of the price UK consumers are offered.

@MailSport That's such a good use of the legal system in this country. It's absolutely the most pressing issue at the moment 🤦‍♀️

Dodgy Fire Stick users' names and addresses to be handed over following High Court order which targets illegal Premier League streamers trib.al/ZOEDjBU

@stephaniemain2 Malibu and pineapple 🤢

Oh vodka for me...what's yours?

@Matt_Pinner Yes, definitely

Would you allow your child to miss school for a day just to rest because they are mentally or emotionally tired?

@hell_line0 Please God, let this not true

16-year-old in Kentucky gave birth after r*pe. R*pists parents filed for custody. Granted. "Better stability." She visits supervised twice monthly. They call her "the birth mother" in front of her. But go ahead, keep saying family courts prioritize children.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg What would Jesus say, eh?

Don’t sign this if you are a snowflake, do sign if you support the countryside. Stop the ban on trail hunting - Petitions petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7551…

@KevHughesie @sturae229 Let's also not forget that he put in a transfer request whilst he was our Captain

@sturae229 Really? Is that it, do you think? I haven’t really heard him talk about Boro or Palace that much either, but fair enough.

I’ve never really understood the feelings some/many #avfc fans have towards Southgate. Get he left the club - but had 6 years with us, won a trophy, captain, formed a great CB partnership with Ugo, was a class act. I interviewed him once, too, and he was an absolute gent.

@KevHughesie @sturae229 There was a BBC (I think) documentary on him during his time as England Manager (or just after) & he literally never mentioned Villa once. Waxed lyrical about Palace and then how wonderful his time at Middlesbrough was...tumbleweed around Villa, like he'd never been there

@ick_real The Beatles every time

If someone offered you a million dollars to listen to just one artist for 48 hours straight, who would you choose ??

@itsalexiagrace Jaysus. Some of the replies on here....🤦‍♀️Your body, your business - end of.

RIP, Because of OF, I’ve managed to have a life I could have only have dreamt of

@nickimoraa Yes, 100%

Be truthful: would you remove someone from your house for being unkind to your pet?

@Heccles94 BUT IT'S NOT ON THE FRONT...I HAVE TO LOOK ON THE TOP OF THE BOX...IT'S TOO HARD 😭😂

Imagine getting annoyed that Easter eggs don’t say Easter on them, when in fact they say Easter on them. It’s really not normal.

@AmazonUK @Morrisons Going round & round in circles on your website. Maddening. Ordered a dog food item in my shop. Order states it was delivered. Wrong item was delivered. Wish to return & get refund as product sent will cause upset stomach for dog, hence my original selection.

@MalikAlyza Bask in the privilege!

Help.. I’m cat-sitting and it’s my first time having a cat sit on me. What do I do?

@Villamad5 I never leave before the final whistle goes btw. And especially if we've won, I hate missing the celebrations and Onana's Holte End thing but I'm out and running up Trinity Road!

@VictoriaMarkou If you travel for nearly seven hours then what difference does an extra few minutes make? That's some effort by the way I couldn't do that.

Ground emptying quicker than the night the titanic sank. Why are people so desperate to get out? #avfc

@KeruboSk Pears. The gritty texture. I'm out.

I didn’t even know this was a thing. Texture vs. taste: have you ever disliked a food purely because of how it feels, even though the flavor was actually good?

@AVFCOfficial Praise be 🙏

He's back at Villa Park 😁

@dariusimperator @BenGrahamUK This made me howl 😂

every fucking year like clockwork at easter and christmas, you fucking conservatives have a 'war on easter/xmas' meltdown. finding something to be wildly offended by. every year since i can remember and somehow both still exist and celebrated and enjoyed despite the best efforts of miserable, culture war warriors like this fuckwit. always whining and sulking. never fucking happy unless being a hateful cunts. conservatives are pathetic. grow the fuck up and take a break from sowing division, dickhead.

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?