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@JonathanPieNews Don't forget the costs of a by-election and a mayoral election that us tax payers will cover for one man's ambition. From a quick Google, about £3.5 million. Hope he's worth it!

Labour has a majority of a meagre 5000 Makerfield. Reform are in the running here and Burnham has his work cut out. What fun!

I will never buy any product or service advertised on #amazonprimevideo.

@Screwfix It's ok thanks, had a Whatsapp chat with Screwfix last night. It seems you do have (or had) a payment system iasue.

@Vim023 Hiya Vim, I am sorry you are experiencing this. Please pop us a DM with some more info and I will take a look. - Ashleigh twitter.com/messages/compo…

@Screwfix do you have a problem with payment on your site right now? Got an error message - "Problems with asynchronous payment processing" - after money left my credit card and haven't had an email confirmation of the purchase.

@BorisJohnson Saw you on C4 earlier. Remind me, what was the name of your book? I must have missed the title.

@virginmedia To anyone thinking of signing up for Virgin Media, don't. Among the many reasons not to, they make it impossible to cancel.

@Halfords_uk please can you tell your colleagues at the Autocentre in Millbrook, Southampton to answer the bloody phone!

@bookingcom Thanks for organising a crook for our airport transfer and providing zero support when I reached out to you. Never using Booking again.

@BBCPM i listen to Radio 4 so I don't have to hear infantile K Pop. Please stop it!

@GiganetUK No need. I've cancelled my order.

@Vim023 Hi there, I am so sorry to hear this! Please kindly DM us with your full name, home address, postcode, email address and phone number.

@GiganetUK Very pissed off. Wasted my time waiting in all day for installers who didn't show up. Made multiple calls and emails and still no idea if/when you're going to set me up. You have one more chance before I cancel the order.

@bookingcom you f*cking useless c*nts, you've been hacked again.

@GiganetUK Oh - and looking at your reviews on Trustpilot, it's clear that most of them are fake.

@Vim023 Hi there, I am so sorry to hear this! Please kindly DM us with your full name, home address, postcode, email address and phone number.

@ChevronTM It seems your idea of traffic management is to leave a van for more than 10 days on a blind corner, opposite a junction and partially blocking a pavement. It's extremely dangerous. @HantsPolice @newforestdc it can be found on Testwood Lane, Totton if you can help?

@GaryDelaney @CurzonClevedon They farm children? I have a lot to learn!

Gary in Punderland 301 and my first ever show @CurzonClevedon which is a great venue with a great staff and lovely warm audience. Andy Robinson was on fine form as support and I gave the sound man a heart attack by breaking things mid show with my big feet. We also went to a children’s farm in the afternoon

@GavinCurnow I wonder if he calls her 'The Duchess'?

My God you can really see the strain it's put on Holly.

@UnbelieveTruth surely it must be true that more aircraft take off than land. Some of them crash!

@VirginAtlantic which terminal at LAS do I need for flight VS1612 to LAX tomorrow please? You're app doesn't tell me this basic info!

@realDonaldTrump Twat