Lavinia Draxl

@EDCouncil food bins not picked up again in nethermains area.

@EDCouncil It hasn’t happened here!

@VinM2009 Hello, Thanks for your message. The food bins are due to be emptied every Tuesday. Kind regards, Customer Services

@EDCouncil when are the food bins going to be emptied nethermains area Milngavie

@MrgBoband @LandRoverUK @parksmotorgroup @AutoPap @matwatsoncars @AutoExpress @RangeRover @WatchdogBBC @AudiUK Wow! Not good!!

@ScotRail Nothing for Partick & central answer machine is full

@VinM2009 Hi, call our lost property team on 0330 024 0215 or lostproperty.org/?sec=1. ^Hayley

@ScotRail anything handed in to Partick station? 21st birthday gift bag with a few more things in it? Thanks

@ScotRail Thank you

@JaneFallon People can be a*sh*les!! 😡

I’ve taken the post about the obituary down, because I don’t want people to think I’m upset by it. I’m not. Pissed off yes. But more, I just want people to know that any photos you see of me in hospital, looking sad or with tubes sticking out of me are 100% fake - AI generated

@JaneFallon It is a horrible thing, I nearly landed in hospital after a mosquito bite.

In other news I found out that I have cellulitis in my FACE & have had for about the last 4 weeks (not to be confused with cellulite btw.Cellulitis is an infection of the deep tissue under the skin). I just thought I had a recurring ear/sinus infection & my face was falling off.

@franhealy Chilled, which I needed. You?

did everyone have a nice day yesterday?

@fesshole I would totally think this was my father if I didn’t know he can’t use social media! I’m not surprised reading this as he can’t see what he did wrong or take responsibility. What an arse! Sad really but as I said to mine ‘I don’t want the money anyway’ I can’t be bought.

Wrote my eldest out of my will as we had a big fall out a few years ago. We've since made up, but it's such a faff to add her back in, I can't be bothered doing it. Oh well, not my problem when she eventually finds out, as I'll be 6ft under.

@JaneFallon @TheKiffness She appreciates the marble.

Imagine hearing this echoing round the house at 3am. Absolute foghorn. I think she’s auditioning for @TheKiffness

🚨Competition Time🚨 We’re giving away two tickets for our gig this weekend in Glasgow. To enter: 1. Retweet & follow 2. Reply below & tag who you’d take (they can enter too) Enter on Facebook too for more chance. Winner announced on Friday!

@PickliciousF Hope you are ok.xx

It’s possible I we’ed in my daddy’s bag in a cupboard. I’m saying nothing. My mummy is worried because it’s so not like me, so she thinks I’m upset about something or not well even though I’m eating and playing.

@joevansstc Never too old to wear what you want!!

Am I too old at 58 for this length? OK with tights and boots?

@DAhistorymods Great weather too

A Thames Cruise

@gossmakeupartis @itsnovabish Loved it!!!

😂😂😂😂 Very naughty! I even make a cameo in it! Good job @itsnovabish  x youtube.com/watch?v=FgYWvm…

@DBRacingUK @rickygervais They don’t even mention Ollie

Ricky Gervais unveils major life change at £10.8m home with partner Jane Fallon hellomagazine.com/homes/714454/r… @rickygervais You have a piano in the hallway, according to this news story

@PickliciousF The new Monty?

Who the frick are you???

@gossmakeupartis It hims iPad now

Been looking for my iPad for the last hour. It has a blue cover...😠