Vinnie Bodo

@nut_history Jeter, Mantle, Rivera

Who are your three favourite New York Yankees player? Dead or alive

@Acyn Dr. Jessie S. Kryst

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

@RpsAgainstTrump I’d be willing to be that the DoorDash driver has a more thought-out plan for the Strait of Hormuz than he does.

Trump receives a DoorDash McDonald’s order: “I think you voted for me?” Delivery driver: “Uhh, maybe”

@danpfeiffer Maybe he confused The Pope with The Bishop.

I still can't stop laughing at Trump thinking people want a "Law and Order Pope."

@chasedownleads @SahilBloom Depends. Are there any billionaires in that evening sauna?

@SahilBloom thanks, I'll just stick with plastic surgery

my real “looksmaxxing” stack: - sunlight - 225g protein + single ingredient foods - 6x per week lifting/running - in-person human interaction - sex - evening sauna - wild roman skincare - meaningful deep work - daily walks (no phone) - 7-8 hours of sleep that’s it.

@HQNewsNow @bankertobuilder - Do your thing

Trump has just submitted a plan to paint the Eisenhower Executive Office Building next to the White House. Trump's plans call the building an "eyesore" and intends to cover it with a coat of white paint.

@atrupar Sounds good. How many miles can I drive on a dozen?

Hassett: "There's a lot of good news, especially in groceries. Egg prices are down to about the lowest level that have been in years ... the inflation story is disappointing with energy, but actually promises everywhere else."

Leavitt announces that Trump is "dispatching his negotiating team led by the vice president, JD Vance, special envoy Witkoff, and Mr. Kushner to Islamabad for talks this weekend"

@EWErickson Committing war crimes against a civilian population or a day for people different than you (that you’re in no way required to participate) happening to fall on a holiday you celebrate. I can see how that’s a tough choice to make.

Look, I don’t think it’s appropriate. Wish he hadn’t. But if I have to choose between this and Trans Recognition Day or whatever on Easter, okay.

@Acyn @patriottakes She’s going to be appointed Lead Counsel for Shield of the Americas

FOX CONFIRMS PAM BONDI OUT AS AG TODD BLANCHE TO BE INTERIM AG

@BulwarkOnline Yes, where will the President of China dance when he comes to visit if Trump doesn’t get to build his ballroom? Has anybody thought of that?

Q: "A judge just ordered you to stop construction of the ballroom. Are you planning to stop?" Trump: "We'll appeal that…basically, he's saying I need congressional approval, and he's so wrong. This is being financed privately."

@BulwarkOnline “Ok, hear me out. What if Iran has a Death Star?”

Vance suggests Iran could have used nuclear suicide vests: “You talk about people who walk into a crowded supermarket and have a vest on, and they blow up the vest and a couple of people get killed, and that's a terrible tragedy. What happens when what's on the vest is not something that can kill a couple of people, but can kill many, many tens of thousands of people?”

@TalkinYanks youtu.be/VxX_b-bZLIQ?si… This one is still the GOAT

Give them an Oscar right now

@kiddwikked @Acyn Easy. Levitation.

@Acyn How would that work without boots on the ground?

Melania Trump enters the room with a robot

@Acyn Maybe the fundraising email got lost in one of the pockets of his Carhartt jacket.

PabloReports: What do you make of the president using the dignified transfer to fundraise? Burchett: I haven’t seen that.

@Acyn So everyone knew that Iran was going to take over the Middle East, but nobody knew they would attack another Middle Eastern country. Do I have that right?

Doocy: You said: they hit Qatar, Saudi Arabia UAE, Bahrain, Kuwait nobody expected that. We were shocked. Are you surprised that nobody briefed you ahead of time that that might be their retaliation? Trump: Nobody. Nobody. No no no no. The greatest experts—nobody thought they were going hit…

Trump: Our Country was unnecessarily RANSACKED by the United States Supreme Court, which has become little more than a weaponized and unjust Political Organization.

Trump: Our Country was unnecessarily RANSACKED by the United States Supreme Court, which has become little more than a weaponized and unjust Political Organization. The sad thing is, they will only get worse! They wouldn’t even call out The Rigged Presidential Election of 2020

oh my goodness -- watch Mike Johnson, Scalise, Emmer, and McClain clap like seals for Trump for nearly two minutes straight. None of them want to be the first to stop!