Vishwas Paranjpe

@ANI @smitaprakash This one is going to be an epic podcast. Always a regular listener of both Teen Taal and ANI podcast. This jodi is going to be super fun

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@AadiAchint The part that is touching the marble slab is definitely getting grilled

Marco getting roasted.

@kushal_mehra At the request of Pakistan @DavidMKeyes the cable TV connection of Kushal Mehra was restored. We must thank Fd Marshall Asim Munir for his benevolence

I successfully thwarted the deepstate psyop and my cable TV is back on. Together with "faith" and "perseverance" we can defeat the deep state.

@TweetinderKaul Then you definitely need the Saif Ali Khan & Saurabh Dwivedi starring Kartavya!!

@VishwasParry HC on strike

I feel like watching something utterly brain dead tonight. Sorry can't do IPL because that's too low even for brain death. Have stumbled upon Brahmastra. Yay or nay?

@TweetinderKaul Your clients will curse you on Monday

@smitaprakash Waiting for MaPo inspector to say to his havildar “आत घ्या रे ह्यांना . दोन काना खाली वाजवतो जरा, अक्कल टाळ्या वर येईल.”

Gen Z urban krantikari getting their cardio and vitamin D for the day

@kushal_mehra youtube.com/shorts/EFoNWvq…

People who correctly criticise Hindu babas and their ooga booga should spend some time on Christian ooga booga in India. It is way more entertaining.

@Being_Humor The one who makes videos of himself/her/self writing a personal journal.

Wtf is “journalist in Tiktok” 🤣

@Tushar15 There’s only one flag that his team understands thats red in colour

Wow. Rahul Gandhi's official handle confused the flag of Sweden with the flag of Norway. What's the point of being a globetrotter if you can't get your flags right?

@KapilKu03624366 @KreatelyMedia @narendramodi @adgpi @Gen_VKSingh @rajnathsingh @theskindoctor13 Toh mat pee na munna. Who’s forcing you to drink?

@KreatelyMedia @narendramodi Actually this is a Stigma on Indian Defence Forces . Secondly approx a Brigade strength of tps are annually downgraded in Medical Category with Alcohol as contributing factor . #StopAlcoholinCSD @adgpi @Gen_VKSingh #COAS #CDS @rajnathsingh @theskindoctor13

Thankless parasites!

@KreatelyMedia 2 things First, no one’s that stupid to risk his life for an extra bottle of liquor. It takes a special kind of “mental derangement” as we call it in Army to join others with the same syndrome. Secondly, nowadays the price of liquor in Army canteens is almost same as outside.

@smitadeshmukh @HelleLyngSvends @aroonpurie @IndiaToday @wapo @ThePrintIndia And dont miss the invitation to RaGa for an interview. These firangs are so dumb they they think we don’t see through their shenanigans.

Very soon, @HelleLyngSvends will be given Red Ink award in India. She will be invited by @aroonpurie for @IndiaToday conclave and she will be overseas India expert in @wapo And yes, @ThePrintIndia will get her as a columnist. Deal done.

@HelleLyngSvends @bainjal But why would you go to get water with your bag? Do you believe your country is unsafe and ppl may steal things out of your bag?

@bainjal I was just getting water and came back 😊 thank you for your perspective.

As a journalist you have every right to ask sharp & critical questions however, the you have no right to dictate how you are replied to. Walking out is not journalism but shows an angry activism. The MeA won this round

@ShivAroor This is what was expected…

At Pakistan’s request, I’m sharing this here:

@sushantsareen @najamsethi Chaprasi is better description. For becoming a havildar you have to be capable of earning three promotions. Him doing that?? Not a chance in hell

This ISPR Havildar @najamsethi is such a con artist. He actually is selling the bullshit that he is privy to what PM and NSA speak?? This has become a routine for him. He claims he has inside info, top secret stuff on what Israel is planning or thinking and what the CIA and Department of War is going to do!!! And the Pakis lap up all the crap he sells? What a clown show!

@ShivAroor @Spotify Seriously! A disco ball? Os it the best that Spotify can come up with?

Hi @Spotify, nobody likes this.

@SinghPramod2784 @TweetinderKaul India’s loss Bengal’s gain

Sanjeev Sanyal is likely to be appointed as the Finance Minister of #WestBengal and is expected to contest the upcoming Assembly by-election from the Nandigram Assembly seat. CM Suvendu Adhikari has said he will vacate the Nandigram seat & will retain Bhabanipur.

भाई यह कौन बालक है “गुनाहों का देवता” 😎

@alpha_defense More like Hilal-e-Pakistan

They gave Afridi Hilal-e-Imtiaz.

@PadmajaJoshi No way he does that

Abolish Sanatan cry in Assembly, CM sits quietly. Will Vijay condemn this ‘hate speech’? 8 PM TONIGHT