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me walkin out the bathroom after i took a massive shit in the urinal

@senmerta @cornballport bro you can't be serious 😂

@VoidVolta @cornballport Do you have family plan?

The nintendo online expansion pack is 50 dollars.....

Fuck you Elon suck my cock and balls and dick I'm off this website for good peace to those whom I love on here and #fuckyouElon Nazi bitch 🫡

Thank you

@fakeHARTHUR I got e15 the other day and I swear I felt like I was cheating until ante 15 hit and I got half the score in one hand and then barely anything the next 3

e16 ante 15 gaming they're sending me to hell for being so smart

started crying watching this and then guffawed at the end

Haha not really this is just a #meme! I love America! I love the general population!

I’m going to shoot myself in the brain stem

TikTok has officially shut down in the U.S.

I have never once listened to Young Thug

As a long time Young Thug fan this is just something he does from time to time to keep us on our toes

"I hope I can find the win-con I need in this Mega Buffoon Pack." The Mega Buffoon Pack:

@clmtim @nn_astonmarti @LockCity_USA @Oldtime101 Prop Hunt, you start as an item on that map and you get two swap to other props and each time you swap you get 3 copies you can drop on the map. Fun game mode

@nn_astonmarti @LockCity_USA @Oldtime101 I dont get it. What mode is this? So weird

BOX OF PROPS 📦

クレイジーDは砕けない

@Notmdi I hope by the end of the decade paid gacha mechanics are entirely removed by law from all games because they are essentially gambling, but worse, because kids can do it and you can’t make money back. Also, I hate them personally

The deception: Americans can’t read. While I do think limiting purchases for children is a good thing I feel this speaks more of a parenting issue. Also, we all know they’re doing this because it’s a Chinese game. Because EA games are out there just fine lol

@WheredJasonGo Not true, this is not a picture of my girlfriend

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because David Lynch succeeded in finding the most beautiful woman on the planet and putting her on TV

@FactsBoot To edge is to goon; to goon is not to necessarily edge. Only on the edge do we find our true goonselves Goonilations 3:21 Stay firm in your studies brother

Just wanted to point of some hypocrisy I’ve been seeing. It’s completely stupid to be an edger against gooning after all edging is in essence microdosing of the gooning. While goonless you may find that the edge is in fact gone too. -John 69:420

@tradeit_gg Apex knife is around ~$140 dollars, not 500

Which Butterfly Knife is the best?

@Noiravahs @discipleofvivi @thatswhen_tv @bklynb4by Beautifully said

the way they figured out how to do this a whole century before cds…

I have liked, over 9 years, 146,000 tweets Holy fuck

@NickJointson @JestersWar @PirateSoftware lol

@VoidVolta @JestersWar @PirateSoftware 🚨 We've got another dick rider! 🚨

"One of you pulled the Ocular and cost us 4 hours. This is basic shit and I'm gonna kick you because you wiped us for no reason. I pulled the Ocular and that was actually the correct thing to do. Not my fault, it was the tank! Got a problem with that? Banned!" - @PirateSoftware

@JestersWar @NickJointson @PirateSoftware Yeah it seems like in this situation he was the one being cringe and casting blame too early cuz he was upset, similar to the more recent one where he was the one being blamed cuz the other dudes were upset. I get it, its high stakes stuff, lots of emotional investment.

@VoidVolta @NickJointson @PirateSoftware He definitely didn't know at the time, but yet he must have watched it since- this happens all the time in mmos, someone casts blame immediately without knowing what really happened