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@reggiebblue @PeteButtigieg *satire

@PeteButtigieg When will MAGA stop political violence? I bet MAGA will blame the left for this.

This week someone targeted my family for harm with a false report. We’re physically OK, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t harmed. I am beyond furious. Whatever your politics, this is awful, wrong, and can never become normal. substack.com/home/post/p-20…

@damienslash lol!

Air conditioning is not okay

@marioliveirain Go Japan!

ATENÇÃO JAPÃO, estamos chegando

Se eu fosse da Alemanha ou do Japão, estaria preocupadíssima.

@thomaspublius @ajpierzynski12 @Pontifex He deserved it

@ajpierzynski12 @Pontifex AJ gives Pope special baseball JD gives Pope lecture on Catholicism

A true honor to give it to @Pontifex

@mchmr96 @PerryALPHA If you’re pumping it, you’ve already paid for it

@PerryALPHA I forget to pay for gas after I pump it…but why does anyone care? Trump said no one cares about gas prices anyways so why do they send a cop to chase me down?

This is how black people are made to feel in American society every day, often for something as simple as forgetting to go to the checkout with their items before leaving the store with them

@himuselefu1 @FreddyLA7 It’s called planning ahead.

@FreddyLA7 Where do you guys get money to do all that stuff?

Good morning from rainy upstate New York. Unfortunately today will again be a long drive. We’re still in our Canadian rental car from the Toronto game and need to return it in Montreal tonight. Somewhere on the way we’ll get another rental car to than drive onto Boston.

@Texas_jeep__guy @FedSlayer It’s called planning ahead

I’ve wondered the same thing. How are they affording to do this trip? ⚽️✈️💰

@lowestebb7 @megbasham @GovAbbottPress @GregAbbott_TX Jesus is Lord…oops

@megbasham @GovAbbottPress @GregAbbott_TX If you want to focus on the text, then you know that Islam reveres and loves both Jesus and the Virgin Mary. If America is a Christian nation, which I think you’re aiming for, then there’s certainly room for Islam. What we don’t have space for is religious bigotry.

Why would a RED STATE ever contribute a dime of public money to the spread of Islam?? @GovAbbottPress @GregAbbott_TX explain please.

@captaincaleb18 @FreddyLA7 Love your Bears content though!

@WJRidder @FreddyLA7 🤓

I have the worst luck ever 😔 I hate tornados

This is hilarious! Please stop sharing! And stop saying "Brown Shooter". Did we mention stop sharing? Definitely don't keep sharing. Over and over. It sends the wrong message.

@__cannas__ @ImGinnyRobinson @taylorswift13 You’re in good company then

@ImGinnyRobinson @taylorswift13 Coincidentally I love satan AND whores.

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@Unlockthedoor77 @justwaitabit1 @TaraBull808 Who’s your favorite NFL football team?

NFL teams are being forced to stencil messages like these into their end zones. How do people still watch football?

@ankurpandeyIND @EndWokeness Better than a tee shirt and cargo pants, am I right?

Zelensky put on a suit for Trump

@TJHILLInD @phillygirl505 @PaulaYScanlan @Riley_Gaines_ You voted for this guy

@phillygirl505 @PaulaYScanlan @Riley_Gaines_ Very true the child is doomed. 😬

big congrats to the soon to be momma @Riley_Gaines_ 🥰 baby girl is so lucky and I cant wait to meet her ❤️

@phillygirl505 @PaulaYScanlan @Riley_Gaines_ I feel sorry that you have no soul

@PaulaYScanlan @Riley_Gaines_ I feel sorry for her kid having her for her mother

@BessMixon @MAGA_Doog @StephenKing “Enriching himself and his family”? Are you serious? 🤣🤣🤣

@MAGA_Doog @StephenKing Sounds like you're talking about your Trump god who seems to have lost touch with the fact that a good US president works for the betterment of his people, not for enriching himself and his family.

Can you possibly trust a President who can't spell, has serious problems with grammar, and capitalizes at random? I think not. A President who can't write can't think. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@angrysignman @GovPressOffice More proof that the left can’t meme

@GovPressOffice Never forget that god saved Newsom in Butler, PA, so he could save America

NOT EVEN JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE CAN SAVE TRUMP FROM THE DISASTROUS MAPS “WAR” HE HAS STARTED. NOT EVEN HIS EYELINER LINES LOOK AS PRETTY AS CALIFORNIA “MAP” LINES. HE WILL FAIL, AS HE ALWAYS DOES (SAD!) AND I, THE PEACETIME GOVERNOR — OUR NATION’S FAVORITE — WILL SAVE AMERICA ONCE AGAIN. MANY ARE NOW CALLING ME GAVIN CHRISTOPHER “COLUMBUS” NEWSOM (BECAUSE OF THE MAPS!). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

@colinabwallace @DefiantLs This is satire at its finest!!! kudos!

@DefiantLs I still have a bottle of champagne in the fridge to celebrate Kamala winning. What kind of stupid, racist, sexist fucks could elect Trump over that brilliant, accomplished woman? I'm saving the bottle for an obituary.

“When the news had dropped that he won again…my roommate and I sat out on my balcony while I cried and we chain smoked”