Walter Oyiera

@Elvis_Localman @_PaulOuma Usiachilie hiyo shingo

@_PaulOuma Andika hii yote kwa kiswahili na kiluhya. Walk the talk

Stop using the colonists language, stop using their technology & embrace smoke signal and drop their name Jim too, if you can’t, hizi ni hekaya za abunwasi full of hypocrisy. Who is Jim Njue though?

@budabosse @Bag_of_Mucus @NyabasaDanvas @davidjesse_ Does France stop being that if he drops it?

@Bag_of_Mucus @NyabasaDanvas @davidjesse_ Drop the neocolonial mentality 🚮 🚮

Lynn Ngugi was very much around when Uhuru hosted Barack Obama. She already had a big platform. We did not see her saying African youth do not need America then. So what exactly has changed now? A lot of the backlash against Ruto is disguised as ideological resistance, yet beneath the surface, it is plainly rooted in ethnic discomfort and the reality of power shifting away from Mt. Kenya’s political establishment. These are people who were comfortable with foreign influence, Western partnerships, and elite political arrangements for years as long as the political center of gravity remained favorable to them..

I can sit at a table with global leaders and still remain fully African, fully critical, and fully myself. Presence is not submission.

@droid254 The jokes keep writing themselves.

Foreigners protesting against foreign influence in Kenya is just something else

@MeranSays Nimeona hii billboard leo morning na haikua inakaa hivi😭😭😭 what has happened

Please don't respond to me like I haven't written extensively on both collaborations that have been beneficial to Kenya. I'm talking about this. What good came from this? If yall were acting like this about the Chinese I'd understand but Macron? Please.

@BookerBiro Hao wazungu ni kina nani, lol

Breaking: Macron you are not welcome! Yankee Go Home! Nairobi Protests!

Dennis Ombachi is the name. A man who has rubbed shoulders with ambassadors and dignitaries from the comfort of his simple balcony. He is undoubtedly one of the most sought-after influencer and top earner. Despite all these achievements, he remains one of the most humble guy I know. Despite working closely with the government, he still calls them out and stands up against social injustice. Top lad, this one.

You want us to cancel Ombachi and Bien na mumejazana Embassy za wakoloni mkitafta Visa?

CURRENCIES IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@riaticalx0 @Yeschoree @adilrizvi30 @arrymonk64 @mufcytp 😂😂

@WOyiera @Yeschoree @adilrizvi30 @arrymonk64 @mufcytp Here please, let it drop in hea

FUNNY INCIDENT! PGMOL’s Chris Kavanagh mistakenly — or deliberately — blew the whistle in the 87th minute of West Ham vs Arsenal. He seemingly did not know why he had blown it, looked towards his assistant, and then awarded Arsenal a free-kick for nothing. The West Ham bench complained, and he sent one of them off, seemingly to cover up the blunder.

You can’t be cancelling Ombachi and Bien over standards and accountability, then turn around and blindly support a “united opposition” filled with the same old political baggage. That contradiction is absurd. You cannot demand integrity, discipline, and moral consistency from artists and public figures, yet completely suspend those standards when it comes to the people seeking power over millions. Hold your leaders to the same standard you expect from everyone else, otherwise it’s not principle, don’t use emotions to think.

@paulyech Tulitusi maref sana😂😂😂 nikafika home nikashangaa

Kuna Red Erambo alipewa pale CHAN ,wenye tuko stadi hatukuamini na we thought tumeibiwa 😅 #FootballKE

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@Mexmufc We are focused on the fouls.

@WOyiera And with that, some of it is fair and some of it isn’t tbh. The clips people are using, some are clear fouls by Arsenal too, some are just crowding of the box.

We can bitch and moan till the cows come home but at the end of the day, it’s a clear foul.

Never Give Up! Within The Past 3 Weeks. Kenyans have donated a total of Ksh. 353,000. Through your contributions, I managed to travel to Egypt and win the African title, I have achieved a significant debt relief and other great extras because of you. Never tire in supporting humanity, Be blessed. In two weeks, I hope to travel to China for an International training camp, ahead of the World Skate Games in Asuncion Paraguay, currently getting ready because I am certain that the best is ahead of us!

@WashiraX KRA nodded like this😂😂

KRA has started counting tithe and offerings. When I was growing up, my parents took me to our local Catholic church. After the Sunday school, we all converged for the main service. Mitha. Misa. Mass. When the time for offerings reached. The whole church always broke into this particular song as everyone queued with money in hand heading to the offering box. 🎶 Nengera Ngai kiria kiri giake, aha… Nake Kaisari munei kiria giake, aha… Namumunyage ciothe ciumite kwi Ngai, aha... 🎶 It is the men with deep bass voices who used to artistically inject the “Aha.” Then Wagura, the drum boy, sneaks in the beats and suddenly the whole church transforms into a live concert. To date, that remains one of the most melodious songs I have ever heard. Beautiful harmony. Now, all along, I was fully convinced Kaisari was Satan. Infact, when a stubborn boy misbehaved, we all told him: Ugathie gwa Kaisari. Meaning, you shall go to Caesar. Which in our theology then, meant Satan hellfire. And the boy would apologize instantly I know you. Karibu unitwange makofi for refusing to translate the song. So here you go. 🎶 Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar. And to God what belongs to God. But know everything comes from God. 🎶 It is later in class 8 that I discovered Caesar was not Satan. Caesar was the Roman king and tax collector. • Lesson 1: Take your son and daughter to the Sunday school. Now, There is a church called Thika Baptist Church. They preach and advance the gospel of Jesus Christ. KRA caught wind that the church was collecting serious tithe and offerings. They ordered for their bank statements. After analysis, what came out was a tax bill of 5 million shillings. The next morning, the pastor woke up at 3am for morning glory prayers. He reached for his phone. An email notification popped up. Bahati mbaya. It was KRA. Delivering the bill. Breakthrough ended instant. At dawn, he rushed to KRA and explained: - The church only survives on tithes and offerings. - Tithes and offerings are specifically exempted from tax by law. KRA could not hear any of it. KRA insisted: - Tithes and offerings are not automatically exempted - A church must first obtain a tax exemption certificate from KRA - Only then can the offerings escape tax. The church disagreed. It argued: - The law itself already exempts tithes and offerings - A tax exemption certificate is useless where income is already exempted by law The church said: - Certificates are only useful where income is taxable, but you seek special tax exemption. KRA got tired of stories. They insisted they only wanted 5M. The church ran to court. The Tribunal looked at the case carefully. Then agreed with the church. It ruled: - Tithes and offerings are tax exempted by law - Therefore, a tax exemption certificate is unnecessary The church was ordered to pay nothing. KRA retreated to Times Tower swearing Kaisari cannot go home empty handed. They appealed to the High Court. KRA argued: - For church offerings to escape tax, there must be a valid exemption certificate from KRA Judge Majanja, having gone to the Alliance, could not believe what he was hearing. He removed his spectacles. Paused. Then asked KRA: Guys, are you serious you want to tax tithe and offerings? KRA nodded like this. The whole court went silent. Judge Manjaja then turned to the church. He ruled: - Tithes and offerings are exempted from tax. - Exemption certificates are unnecessary for income already exempted by law. - The church was ordered to pay KRA nothing. - KRA was ordered to pay legal fees to the church. Case closed. Lesson 2. • Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar does not apply to tithe and offerings. • A church whose only income is tithe and offerings does not require a tax exemption certificate. • KRA will push. Push hard. Special thanks to Thika Baptist Church for sealing this jurisprudence.

@alejahom @AbalaWilliam Thanks for the summary😂😂

@AbalaWilliam Unasema bado unakaa Kwa madhe

Football can be beautiful, but sometimes it gets very dark. Today, as I was preparing to leave for the Gor Mahia game, I received a phone call from someone who openly threatened my life because of the clubs I cover. No jokes. No hidden words. Just direct threats. My sister overheard the call and the fear on her face said everything. By evening, she had already told my mother, and now the whole house is stressed. People think football journalism is just cameras, headlines, and stadium vibes. Sometimes it comes with fear, pressure, and real danger. It’s heartbreaking💔. @Football_Kenya serious measures should be taken to safeguard journalists in their line of duty. #SportsRadar #FootballKE

@droid254 Average voter = X users. No difference. Same IQ

Let me assume you haven't met the average voter

@Yeschoree @adilrizvi30 @arrymonk64 @mufcytp You are right, that's why I want you to teach me, I'm sure you know more.

@WOyiera @adilrizvi30 @arrymonk64 @mufcytp You wouldn’t know either way because you are from a third world shithole somewhere in Africa….