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@SquatchNY @NeekStreak You won’t

@NeekStreak Dont make me do it to simply spite you

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA I knew my stubbornness would pay off eventually.

@logancarnes000 I’d celebrate with a bong hit, a beer, and a nice jack!

I am 70 days sober from alcohol. 71 days sober from porn. 201 days sober from weed today! How am I doing???

@dillondanis You couldn’t even beat a peanut even if it was burnt

Honestly, watching these fights hurts my heart. I would absolutely maul every single fighter on the roster.

@suzukiplshomer @MiniMegal We’re playing Injuredball

@MiniMegal What’s the problem? The cubs are a blue collar, gritty, mom & pops team. It’s a miracle we’ve been this good! Do you hate underdog stories?

Cubs twitter making moneyball references when that wasn’t the point of the book/movie

@NeekStreak Only this is the goat tho

@NeekStreak Acceptable list

Star Wars Rankings

@florida_grand @CaliRN619 @GovRonDeSantis Only downside is the 20$ an hour parking

Just so we’re clear, Florida beaches like Clearwater Beach are 💯 times better than California beaches. Just like @CaliRN619 mentioned, No crime, no homelessness, no druggies passed out on the beach, no panhandling. Thank you @GovRonDeSantis for keeping Florida great.

@SquatchNY @NeekStreak You got a really feminine, warm, wet mouth so it’s fine

@WanderinLife @NeekStreak It’s absolutely gay for you to pay to have a man lick your butthole you stupid retard

I would do terrible things for this

@SquatchNY @NeekStreak It’s not gay to have my butthole licked but it is gay to lick my butthole

@WanderinLife @NeekStreak You would gay boy

@SquatchNY @NeekStreak I’ll pay you 80 bucks to lick my butthole

@WanderinLife @NeekStreak No I wanna do terrible things

@SquatchNY @NeekStreak Would you just pay 80 bucks?

@NeekStreak Yes

@Ac7ionMann @NateDiaz209 Mfer has one good rage bait tweet and it becomes his whole personality. Get back on monkey app retard

@NateDiaz209 Fell off, at this point I feel I could take you in a fight blindfolded.

@stressedcubfan So that would average 1 rbi a game. I’d take that forever

Moises Ballesteros doesn’t have a single hit since that Grand Slam in San Diego Monday… #Cubs #MLB

@matrixnymphe Hassanigger

We need a slur made specifically for him

@DefiantLs You can only help by buying a 3600$ ring and then reading a socialist book

Hasan Piker in Philadelphia: "If you're mad that there's never enough money for healthcare in this country but unlimited funds to bomb other countries, you have an opportunity to make that change."

@SquatchNY @DunkxDunk L take

@DunkxDunk Taking too long. Nobody gives a rats ass anymore

GTA 6, you are on flop watch

@SquatchNY Boomer

I am just learning that there is a new HS senior ritual called senior assassin where the kids get assigned a target and have to hunt them down with a squirt gun in order to win. Last person standing wins the pot. Does sound fun but could get very ugly very quick

@JayJosephVet @uscfan981 A man of culture

@uscfan981 Attitude Golden Ruthless Aggression AEW TNA Indy's and every promotion that came before the PG and Modern era BS

What you got?

@SquatchNY @MerriamWebster U fit this description

@MerriamWebster @WanderinLife

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something