Warped
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"What about this passage from Mike Johnson declaring that our rights do not derive from government; they come from our creator... Is this him putting God above the Declaration of Independence?"
Truly the MSNBC clip to end all MSNBC clips.
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@thevintagestrip @leonardomi33595 @mario4thenorth That really worked for the Middle East for all of its existence.
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@leonardomi33595 @mario4thenorth We can sit it out. them missiles are pretty accurate.
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🚨 BREAKING: The US just suspended the Permanent Joint Board on Defense.
It survived:
✅ World War II
✅ The Cuban Missile Crisis
✅ The entire Cold War
✅ 9/11
✅ 13 prime ministers
✅ 15 presidents
❌ It did not survive one year of Mark Carney.
The Pentagon paused the 86-year-old alliance and pointed the statement directly at his Davos speech.
86 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP. GONE IN ONE SPEECH.
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@Nobbie_OCs The best thing would be if it's some other low-level admech like Secutarii. I know it's not gonna happen, but it would be funny.
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@TheMagaHulk Man, how did such a theater kid outflank so many on the right.
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Randy Fine wants to return America to its greatness.
Thomas Massie wants to turn America into Haiti.
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh
🚨 JUST IN: Rep. Randy Fine is pushing for MASS DENATURALIZATION and deportation of “legal” foreigners Fine specifically cites Ugandan Zohran Mamdani as the PRIME EXAMPLE of someone who does not belong here. THIS IS LONG OVERDUE! Get the 3rd world pirates out of my country 🇺🇸
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@Babygravy9 I see a lot of times where the saying "women seek to replace men with government and men seek to replace women with technology" when referring to the sexual marketplace dialogue, but I didn't realize it could apply to anything, including work.
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@tuuu28283 On payday I treat myself to a nice restaurant. One of my favorites is a Brazilian Churrasco Restaurant, that delivers meat on a sword.
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@cxSB6uQtvwOET2c @lovehardcore123 I can't speak for everyone, but we tend to have very boring furniture. It would be very unique to have a couch in the shape of a 50s car with 50s vinyl seating. I think the closest thing we have to that is children's beds which are shaped like cars.
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@WarpedSage @lovehardcore123 つい先日、日本ではペプシを買うとアメリカダイナー風のキャップがもらえるキャンペーンがありました🍔🌭🍕☕私が行った時はもうなかったけど🥲
あとアメリカの車風のソファーなんていうのもあるみたいで…アメリカにこんなソファーあります？？
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@shoveitjack Actually, they would get deported faster, because no one likes the French.
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This is 100 percent correct.
If we were being invaded by hordes of pasty Canadians who were robbing us blind through fraud, murdering our women and children, and demanding America celebrate Thanksgiving on some stupid day in October, I would want them ALL deported as well.
James Woods@RealJamesWoods
Let’s get it clear once and for all. It’s not about race, folks. That’s a Democrat trick. It’s about CULTURE. Am I a racist? Absolutely not. Am I a culturalist? Unequivocally, yes. If you can’t assimilate to this culture, our values, our laws, and our traditions, get out.
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One of my Indian exchange coworkers in college was like, “Yeah, at home we think all you guys just eat sandwiches for every meal.” And I was like, “You know what, ok, that one’s fair.”
The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg
I think this is very fair considering Americans will make things like spaghetti tacos.
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I hate this kind of worldbuilding.
“I'm not using magic bro. I'm using uhh quantum energy. It's totally different!"
A world feels realistic when it behaves consistently according to its own inner rules. You're not doing anything special by throwing around fake science jargon.
Dastanovich@Dastanovich_
Adi's love of devaluing game mechanics by trying to apply 'real world' explanation is really annoying
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@TenPointPG @smcroasters We remember when you said the same thing about Roe v. Wade costing Trump the election against Kamala. Yawn.
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@smcroasters You Confederates don't seem to realize that you fucked up
You woke up a sleeping giant
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Quick reminder that all this performative nonsense is because the Democratic Party will lose a seat to a Black Republican.
philip lewis@Phil_Lewis_
There's a major civil rights protest taking place in Selma, Alabama, right now in response to the SCOTUS decision that weakened the Voting Rights Act and the ongoing attack on Black Americans’ political power (video: defiancedispatch/IG)
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@canedeeman Rotary drilling. WW2 was won because of US oil supremacy. Reflection seismography if you want something more proximate to ww2.
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In your opinion what technology won WWII (or 11 if you're Somali) for the US?
I'm going with the proximity fuse.
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@ScottRo83866595 Spam, bacon, and soy sauce? That sounds like it tastes like pure salt. Maybe try ponzu sauce?
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I hope I’m doing my new friends in Japan the respectful smoked version of onigiri. Spam stuffed with bacon and Kikkoman
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@DaddyWarpig Just take your neighbors' hot wives that are out in public. They left it outside. She must be for the community.
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@c34wangan Yeah brother, code red is in my opinion the best Mtn. Dew flavor, but I would highly recommend Baja Blast if you can find it
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@SneedMaxx @HSGARAGE1 C isn't really for science. We use Kelvin which is like C but with 273.15 added
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@HSGARAGE1 0 is cold outside and 100 is hot! F is for feeling. C is for science.
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インチもポンドも相変わらず馴染みがないので計算できないけど、華氏（℉）って何やねん🙃
別にアメリカのことは嫌いじゃないし、むしろ大好きだけど
華氏（℉）って何やねん
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These shitlib examples are completely retarded because in 1956 when this film was made there were a grand total of like 20 bankable Hollywood actors to choose from.
The Conqueror had a budget of $6M, which is about $75M today. You’re gonna bet that on what? Some unknown Mongolian you found on the street?
John Wayne wasn’t cast as Genghis Khan because Hollywood was racist against Mongolians. There were no fucking Mongolian actors you fucking cactus.
But Lupita Nyongo was definitely cast as Helen of Troy because of anti-white racism.
Carl@HistoryBoomer
John Wayne as Genghis Khan.
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@iamrobothead When my mother is on her death bed, I am going to play these movies for her as a punishment for leaving me.
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The new Dr Kevorkian method for the terminally ill.
The Sietch of Sci-Fi |@TSoS_
I'm bored and I'm sick, so fuck it: Sequel Trilogy rewatch.
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@SandyofCthulhu I am guilty. My last game, I got yelled at for always wanting to pet the cat/dog-like monsters. "That's a proud, war-hardened dragonne" The DM said. I choose to pet the kitty.
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Anti-Roleplaying Zealot: "The 'dungeon master' has complete control of everything, and the players are forced to act out his dark fantasies."
Real Dungeon Master: "Please, swim across the river or use the rope bridge. You've all tried to seduce the giant catfish and it didn't work."
You know it to be true. And all of you who are dungeon masters have experienced this.
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@MysteryGrove Also, he's the incumbent. Incumbent have always had an insane advantage. To be neck and neck means you messed up badly. This is also a post about Cornyn.
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If he’s so popular in his district, why is he down in the polls? He won his last primary by +63%. Right now he’s about tied.
Maybe people in his district didn’t like what he’d been doing once they found out about it! x.com/alisa_kujoular…
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