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@fesshole A toilet seat is typically cleaner than a reused kitchen sponge.

I'm 29 and I've only just learned that washing up sponges are apparently not a one-time use item, that they can be used several times. I've been throwing them away immediately after every time I've washed up.

@TheKairosPulse too close to the ground

Any guesses about what could’ve been wrong here? 📹: bristolcardifairport

@WHLeavitt The BBC through clever editing created a lie, this is not free speech, it's deception!!

BBC reporter, Jemma Forte, is FURIOUS that President Trump filed a $5 billion lawsuit for defamation.. ‘This is outrageous — the BBC was just following British free speech..” Do you support Trump suing the BBC into Oblivion? A. Yes. B. No.

@fesshole I nearly had a threesome the other day, I just needed two more people

I want to have an affair. The problem: I don't have a partner to cheat on in the first place

@GMB I used to run a club. The branded glasses were given to us by the brewery for free, we only paid for the plain ones

A survey has revealed that 35% of Brits admit taking a glass home from the pub in the past year. Do you consider the theft of a pub glass a victimless crime?

@MattCas04807118 Were the police waiting for him at the next stop? Train guards aren’t going to fight you, they will just call ahead and let the authorities deal with it

Posh boy who is a fare dodger refuses to pay on a train.🤬 These people are so unlikeable smug and pathetic, the emasculation of boys has produced feckwit and smug child like men which is a terrible thing for society.🤬

@ClownWorld Someone needs a pay rise

@RealDonKeith He ran away twice !!

Ladies, this is why you need a toxically masculine man…to rescue you when your vegan, beta boy, runs away.

@BBCBreaking which country's flag is he talking about

Britain “will never surrender” flag to those using it as symbol of violence, says PM, after march saw police injured bbc.in/4mhS36v

@MoneySavingExp if it is for somewhere like Tesco where there are in store discounts etc, why not ask? The customer gets the discount and your husband the points, win win

'Is it OK for my husband to ask whether he can scan his loyalty app on other people's shopping?' 🛒

@MadeinGB2013 @Nigel_Farage @Keir_Starmer Good job that we are sending all that money to France (to stop the crossings) otherwise the number of people crossing would be exactly the same

@Nigel_Farage Securing our borders @Keir_Starmer !

18 boats carrying 1,194 illegal migrants crossed yesterday. That’s the highest daily figure this year. Where are all the women and children?

@boblister_poole Surprising? how many councils that are not having local elections this year

Only Reform UK can deliver the knockout blow to the Labour Party in this year’s local elections!

@BGatesIsaPyscho "Myth Busters" did an episode on the moon landing. Watch it then you will know that we did land on the moon also, the Russians were tracking the space craft and would have grassed on the Americans if it was fake

Two Questions:- - Do you think Mankind’s greatest ever achievement is a hoax? - Why does this post simply asking a question require an inevitable Community Note?

@Heliumone1 @HeliumBlue You should have got the guy to say a few words so we could hear how high pitched his voice is

Preliminary flow analysis and sampling taking place once Total Depth (1,210ft) was reached at the Jackson-31 well, part of the @HeliumBlue Galactica-Pegasus project in Colorado, USA 🇺🇸 #helium #oilandgas #HE1 #gassampling #analysis

@rustyrockets The new Gomorrah? Soddam they're crazy

If this is the reaction to a character in a video game, I can only imagine what the reaction to certain erotic acts are going to be.

@AcWailing That guy is always talking, he's got more Rabbit than Sainsburys

Born this day 1947, founder of ELO, Jeff Lynne. Who can forget such wonderful songs as Mr Blue Sky, Don’t Bring Me Down and Ain't No Pleasing You. #OnThisDay

@TheEddChina A trip to the opticians would usually sort out poor night vision (Rather than blinding everyone else with powerful headlights)

To brighten up the week before Christmas how about a quick chat about how to brighten your headlights without breaking the law and a little catch-up from the Workshop Diaries workshop? It's a brilliant episode that will help you see the way ahead more clearly (obviously no predictions about 2025 though)! youtu.be/9-jffAiBR7Y

@MoneySavingExp Just food (buffet style Nibbles) to get

There's just over a week to go until the big day, so we want to know... how much Christmas shopping you still have left to do? 🎁

@SurreyNews Probably not the best choice of photo considering the traffic jam

The Average Speed Camera system on Old Woking Road has been installed along with signage to inform drivers to keep to the speed limit. This will keep fellow road users such as cyclists and pedestrians safe. #VisionZero

@spikedonline The Poppy is already "all inclusive"

Do we really need a Progress Pride poppy? Why must we be forced to put everything into identitarian boxes? Who out there is desperate to express their appreciation for veterans *and* their fealty to gender ideology?, asks Lauren Smith buff.ly/4hmOXg4