Wayne Redhart

Here's the current link to my amazon profile. One of these days I might actually get around to writing some new reviews. amzn.to/2xkILkr

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@Stanstunted @henningwehn Yes, I agree that we should ban walnuts. Anyone caught farming them on rented lands needs to have their lease revoked.

@henningwehn 🤣 If I was at a dinner and I hated all the food, I'm sure I could live with it, but if someone added a walnut to the spread I'd probably die and not be able to be in the room. GL = Walnut

@webakestuff @ThisIsTomLittle @ericrushton96 Ahem. There was another award winner who performed last month.

June’s Late Night Sweet Shop featured @ThisIsTomLittle whose online sitcom’s out now & @ericrushton96 winner of C4 Sean Lock Award. These achievements are completely unrelated to appearing at my gig so it would be tacky to use this as an opportunity to market this Thursday’s show

@SamanthaTaghoy @1DavidLong Indeed, but people who spell it potahto grossly undermine their credibility.

@1DavidLong 48 vs. 50 = potato vs potahto Also, see: twitter.com/samanthataghoy…

Leonardo DiCaprio is nearly 50 and dating teenage girls. I’m sorry, but a 50 year old man that dates teenagers is a predator. Being a celebrity doesn’t exempt him from being a creep.

@AOC You'll still be free to make underhand misrepresentations of your perceived opponents, just as you did there. It's the tick that costs money, not the freedom to make dishonest points.

Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan

A new review of a training kit for the zombie apocalypse. amzn.to/3JiM2V7 via @amazon

@ROWNTREES What this tweets should actually say is that your range of edible sweets just got SMALLER.

Our vegan friendly range just got BIGGER 🤩 Which of our vegan friendly treats is your fave? 💚

@ROWNTREES The vegan fruit gums are awful. The first time I bought a pack I assumed from the crunchy texture that they had gone stale. Having now bought another a pack I realise now that you have simply ruined the recipe- in order to cater to a relatively small minority. I won't buy again.

@terra_money Is the irony of talking about "being on the lookout for scams" seriously lost on you? I imagine people are in safer hands with the fake accounts.

All updates will be posted on this Twitter account (@terra_money). Any other Twitter accounts purporting to represent Terra are fake. Users are advised to be on the lookout for scams.

@adamhillscomedy What's the basis for capitalisation of "paedo"? I'm pretty sure you've got it wrong on that one.

But of grammatical fun on Facebook tonight. Fighting fire with pedantry.

A new review of a set of candles, featuring a sufficient quantity to (attempt to) sway the outcome of a legal trial. amzn.to/3vvzchc

I recently wrote my 1000th review- of a hilarious smutty T-shirt! amzn.to/3EHmm26

@adamdavidson @MaerRoshan Yeah, the important thing is that cancel culture doesn't exist, because we can redefine it as "wrongful termination" culture. Problem solved. What could be a problem with a culture of wrongful terminations?

A new review of some vegan lubricant for the bedroom. amzn.to/3MyxCSg

A review of some specialised lotion for smearing upon the testicles. amzn.to/3pJCHNM

@adamtowler2 @hobbs @Gladtroax @STVNews Yes, it's like how you're free to say whatever you like in North Korea, but you're not free from the consequences of execution. Shame on anyone who claims there's no free speech in North Korea.

@hobbs @Gladtroax @STVNews If a consequence of speech is prosecution then you don't have freedom of speech

Man found guilty of ‘grossly offensive’ Captain Tom tweet. news.stv.tv/west-central/m…

A new review of a leather belt that is guaranteed to stop your trousers from falling down for ten years dead or alive. amzn.to/35wOPue via

A few days ago I was the victim of a burglary. Fortunately I had recently received a home security camera and I was able to capture live footage of the crime in progress. There is a two hundred pound reward for capture of the villain, dead or alive. amzn.to/3qAW50b

@emmajones2324 @ThomasDavies33 @dunn_outdoors @george_a_land @BorisJohnson Yeah, there's nothing more realistic than just inventing deaths going up massively.

@ThomasDavies33 @dunn_outdoors @george_a_land @BorisJohnson I’m not fear mongering, just being realistic

We will continue to monitor the data carefully, but there will be no new restrictions introduced in England before the New Year. 1/2

@LauraWBailey @birmingham_live Well, unless he's planning on hiring death squads then he'll have a hard time getting us there.

@birmingham_live He did say he'd see the bodies piling up in the street before he authorized another lockdown. Always a man of his word!! 🤣🤣🤣

BREAKING Prime Minister Boris Jonson is not expected to announce further restrictions birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-…