
Wayne Whitaker
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Wayne Whitaker
@Wayne_Whitaker
Javascript | Humor | Philosophy (in any order)
Katılım Mayıs 2009
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@liran_tal You should name it something planet-like, along the lines of "Alderaan". That way you can say things like "I'm sure that's in the database on Alderaan..."
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@nixcraft I would start by renaming it, and seeing if anything breaks
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@mattvanswol @bryan_johnson I believe that no one--when they get toward the end of their life--looks back longingly and says "I wish I had consumed more alcohol."
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@bryan_johnson I am five years sober...
One of the best decisions I've ever made, bar none and I highly recommend it to most people.
There is very little upside to putting yourself at risk of saying/doing things you don't mean because you've destroyed your self-control for fun.
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@HansFiene Granddaughter of Barnaby Jones from the early '70s
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@wesbos I am both disturbed and gratified that I understand this post completely....
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Carbon steel is the Vim of the pan world.
Takes forever to get going, the people are insufferable, yet you know you are superior than every other normie who can’t figure it out
Trevor I. Lasn@trevorlasn
@wesbos carbon steel people always sound insane until the pan locks in and then you're recruiting for the cult
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@AJWTheology @daneortlund It does not seem likely that an all-knowing sovereign God would accidentally resurrect someone unintended.
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“Lazarus, come out!”
—John 11:43
“Presumably Jesus used Lazarus’s name to prevent *all* the dead of that region immediately rising, so absolute is Christ’s power to raise the dead.”
—@daneortlund
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@qikipedia That might not be the most useful word for me to know in Swedish...
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@InvestingAddict I'm still on the waitlist for my Robinhood Gold card after a year. I'm interested to see what happens with X Money soon, so I'll get a card for whichever card offers itself to me first.
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@mattvanswol I see many ideas here that I agree with. However, if you have a long list of professions that you see being replaced by AI, then surely AI is a field to consider...
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@engineers_feed What about the "four and twenty blackbirds"...?
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@EWErickson I'd like to live in a world where the tigers had to care about the mosquitoes too...
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Mosquitoes kill more people annually than tigers.
Lloyd Braun@wadeblasingame1
@EWErickson Erick in a room with a tiger, and he’s screaming at everyone to pay attention to the mosquito buzzing around.
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It seems I completely misunderstood how ski jumping works.
The New York Times@nytimes
From @TheAthletic: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate. nyti.ms/4r10aaA
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