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@fesshole Been married 17 years. Never strayed with another person. But every time I go on a work trip and visit an amazing restaurant while she’s at home with the kids, I feel like I’m cheating, big time.

I cheat on my girlfriend regularly. And by that I mean I go to the local sushi place without her at least once a week and eat three plates by myself.

@Ashy_slashee Do you want the answer three times?

Challenge Round! Name the movie. Any fans? #HorrorCommunity #Movies

@SarahDobbs Patriot. Then rewatch Patriot.

@fesshole No you don’t.

Girlfriend recently moved in. She hasn't realised but I have a secret room behind the panel of a spare bedroom where I have my a TV, sofa and PS5 set up. Couldn't admit to her I'm really a 16 year old at heart, and not ready for the commitment.

@fesshole Is this the most positive fesshole of all time?

My boyfriend has money issues due to his ex and also taking a big pay cut. He had a piggy bank and every time I have a spare tenner I put it in his piggy bank. I can't wait for him to open it and find out he has managed to save more.

@fesshole But…if you have to go there anyway, why not meet them? Sitting in a car, alone, for 20 mins would get a bit boring after a while!

My job is to visit clients to be 'point of contact'. Been there 8 years, I haven't seen a single client for the last 7. Company car is tracked so I just park up outside each one for 20 mins. High client staff turnover so I've ever been found out. Clients place orders regardless.

@WHMPodcast Guys! C’mon! the pornalized version has to be MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE

@BridgeBooksDro1 @richardosman @damianh9 Overheard a similar, but vitally different discussion in a Waterstones the other day. Customer, “The real price is 50%.” W’stones employee, “Maybe for Amazon and Tesco, but we can’t afford to knock 50% off, we don’t get their deals.” If Waterstones now underdogs, world = broken.

@richardosman @damianh9 It's not unusual for the big guys, but for us small indies, it's absolutely unheard of. If we are to suppose that they aren't selling at a loss, it does make you wonder what discount they are getting from the publisher.

To put Harry's 400,000 book sales into perspective, that would put him in the top 10 books for the entire year after just one week.

My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs. He's four months old.

@tonywalks_1965 @LouFreeman92 @RugbyInsideLine Lee Blackett’s doing alright too.

Big news coming from The Telegraph.

@LordBeamish @rob1234jones @MarinaPurkiss @JeremyVineOn5 Unfortunately, his summary, where he tries to convince people that he still did brilliantly, is also pretty analogous to the current state of affairs.

@rob1234jones @MarinaPurkiss @JeremyVineOn5 His hubris before ingesting the cinnamon and then his reaction is a fair analogy to those dismissing “Project Fear” and their reaction to “Actually Here” right now.

Erm… WTF @JeremyVineOn5

@Lespal123 @MarinaPurkiss She also uses genocide as a verb.

@MarinaPurkiss Not pedantic but the past tense of judicial hanging is HANGED. Hung is, for example, what happens to dead game birds or, well, you know

Yesterday a former nurse and anti-vax activist took to her megaphone in London She spoke of doctors and nurses being “hung” for the part they play This is her son And his words are both desperately sad and chilling all at once bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-546…

@ITVHub_ In coming back to watch a show I’d been watching on ITV Hub yesterday, I have now sat through 15 minutes of ads. I get that you are a commercial station but 15 minutes. Really!

@tnewtondunn @ShippersUnbound Do you think they told him it was the nuke button, and the Diet Coke was a toast every time he nuked a baddie?

President Biden has removed the Diet Coke button. When @ShippersUnbound and I interviewed Donald Trump in 2019, we became fascinated by what the little red button did. Eventually Trump pressed it, and a butler swiftly brought in a Diet Coke on a silver platter. It's gone now.

Disgusting footage of Bill Gates live tracking Margaret, 97 doing her weekly shop in Aldi. Stay safe people

@thejonoscott Where does a satchel fit into all this?

My ma just sent me a text. “Think about your birthday please. Do you want a brief case or a shoulder bag?” Then she added a photo.

Can’t wait! I’ve already decided I’m going to be extra interesting.

Don't miss @thejonoscott's interview with @laurenlaverne on @BBC6Music, as they talk about the the Voyager Golden Record, and play a selection of tracks from it! #TheVinylFrontier 🎧 Tune in tomorrow from 9am to listen: bbc.in/3mKIXBs

#TheVinylFrontier paperback drops today! 🎉🤘 I’m giving away 5 yes FIVE signed copies! One extra special winner will ALSO receive my own 7” of ‘Joy’ by Apollo 100 (1972, Italian Pressing, VG). (It’s the record I’d send into space if I could.) Retweet to enter. Ends 24 Sept

@KFC marketing fail. I love what you did with your following 11 herbs and spices, but now you’ve hit 12 and it doesn’t work!