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Randy Fine is the reason Oreos have ridges

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent. We’re cooked.

@RandyGoat No.

Folks that voted for Trump but have since given up on him for breaking his campaign promises: Would you support Trump again if a miracle happened and he suddenly started fulfilling his campaign promises?

“Sometimes when you win, you really lose. And sometimes when you lose, you really win” -Rosie Perez, philosopher.

@JoeTalkShow You couldn't be more wrong. I'm done voting for you corrupt sons of bitches.

Massie is out. This SHOULD further bring the conservative right together. The left has no agenda.. the right needs to come together and stand firmly for America First.

Thanks to Donald Trump, we now have two Democratic parties. With the defeat of @RepThomasMassie for being a principled fiscal conservative, the Republican Party basically exists in name only. We have two big-government political parties, each offering its own brand of socialism.

@BowTiedYukon Maybe I'm biased from wrestling, but weighing your food and cutting a lb of fat a week is easy and you never even get uncomfortable.

Men are fat because they put things in their mouth that taste good for 80 seconds and then regret the rest it of the day

@ZackStrength If i remember correctly 6 was afraid of 7 because of what he did to the number 9.

9 is still a relatively new number. for most of human history 10 came immediately after 8.

asked my grandpa what he thinks about the new spotify logo and he told me he saw a man get run over by an M4 sherman tank and pulverized into jelly in korea. the rain diluted his remains into the mud and his existence was erased from history in just a few minutes

"Thomas Massie was literally drowning in pussy" is an interesting last minute smear attempt from Loomer. I guess she calculates that it will alienate the GOP's sizable homosexual voting block.

Thomas Massie and his opponent are trending

@OrwellNGoode I'd tell him to send his wife over to see how deep his commitment to sharing is.

@michaelmalice Lex would never do things randomly, but he would make a well planned killing spree appear random. Either way he'll get acquitted and kill again.

this is terrifying

@EllisMate I've seen this done to cattle irl. They don't move or twitch a muscle. It's just lights out.

Do you think there’s any pain in that death? It’s seems not to be. Just like that, you’re gone. Life, here one day gone the next. Gotta get out there and live it

@RealJamesWoods Do a poll with Trump in there. See what happens.

Who is the most notorious liar in modern political history?

I was gonna say all you need is soap and water but then remembered where this was filmed

@TheEXECUTlONER_ @ttmelater Last game I was at a mother was screaming at shortstop son throw to 3rd if the ball is hit to him. There was no force at 3rd. Ball hit to him. She screams "throw to 3rd!!!" repeatedly. He does. Runner stays at 2nd batter is safe at 1st. It's almost unbearable.

It is bad. Every parent wants their kid to do well but adding pressure is not the way. And we all get nervous for our kids and if I ever feel like I want to say something, I walk farther away. It’s not my game, it’s the kids game. If I have something I think will help them I will tell them after the game on the way home.

This mother is catching some flack because she said she sits on the opposite side of the parents on her son’s baseball team. Looks like the outfield. She said she can’t stand the constant chatter and lingo - “Good eye!” , “You got a piece of it.!” , etc. and all the talk in the bleachers. Many put her down saying she is not a team player as a parent. But some others said they agreed with her. I am with her. I usually sat down the line on first or third base. I want to watch the game and not chatter all night and listen to moms and dads coach their kids from the stands. Or all the gossip. I totally get it. Do you understand where this momma is coming from and feel like she does or do you think it’s rude of her to disassociate with the other parents during the game?

Massie: I’m walking to an airplane to rejoin the most expensive congressional race in U.S. history. It’s turned into a referendum on whether Israel gets to buy seats in Congress. And what they found out is that my seat is really expensive. By the time this is over, they will probably have spent $20 million and come up short. I’ve never seen Great Britain, Australia, or even Germany play in our elections here in the United States. But Israel gets so much from the United States. It’s a one-sided relationship. They get us to be their proxies in wars they want against their enemies. They get our military assistance. They get our technology. They get our bombs. They get our tax dollars. And I think it’s a very one-sided relationship. At least with NATO, we pretend that they would come to our aid someday if we needed it—and even that’s a ruse.

ok who did this ? 😭