Sarah Wells

@ogafroman can your mama give us her lemon cake recipe? I starting eying it on the video, and it distracted me, too!

@ChayaRaichik10 It’s weird that this bothers you so much. If you don’t need a free tampon, just walk by the dispenser. Next you’ll be mad Dems like free soap in the bathroom.

@MedcalfByESPN Except I have it on good authority that they aren’t anything to fuck with. And also, they don’t have any pending RICO charges.

That's more people than the full roster of the Wu Tang Clan.

@Xfinity can you confirm that if I pay you $12 for Showtime, I don’t get Paramount+. But if I cancel it with you, I can pay Paramount+ $11.99 and get Showtime for free, and just stream it on your box? Any alternative to just go thru you (or reason I should)?

@Helt5Helt @notreallyjcm @NanHouston1 @wrdcsc @jduffyrice @brianbeutler Why am I not surprised that a man doesn’t have any experience with this but feels the need to weigh in?

@notreallyjcm @NanHouston1 @wrdcsc @jduffyrice @brianbeutler She should be REALLY thankful she had access to the procedure. Someone close to me opted for the pill route after her loss, and no fewer than THREE pharmacies IN CALIFORNIA refused to fill the prescription, bc they didn’t carry it or morally refused…in case she was lying.

@NanHouston1 @wrdcsc @jduffyrice @brianbeutler it's ESPECIALLY notable because this exact procedure is being /banned/ in many states. People ARE being denied lifesaving medical services like this. People ARE being told they can't make their own decisions around pregnancy even for medical reasons. okay, @wrdcsc ?

It’s been brought to my attention that 90% of my tweets are Peak Karen(tm) complaints. I just wanna note that 1 resulted in a change in a contract to benefit ALL consumers and 1 was about tipping my Uber driver. I’m a Karrin

@peggyngo What was? Are you doing wild stuff without me??

That was wild

Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett, Neil Gorsuch, Clarence Thomas, and Samuel Alito lied under oath to the United States Senate and the American people.

@winman953 @NatlSecCnslrs And also they risk disbarment/suspension from practicing if credibly deemed the leaker. Even if not, your firm job secured for after your clerkship is gone. Maybe you won’t go to jail, but you’ve now got student loans and a worthless Ivy League law degree.

@NatlSecCnslrs 1/ A lot of people in the comments talking about "what law did they break". I have to point out that when being interrogated by LEO, you absolutely have the right to an attorney, and to remain silent. Most people, especially the innocent, don't do these.

They seriously banned plastic straws and abortions before assault rifles.

Congress must pass legislation that codifies Roe v. Wade as the law of the land in this country NOW. And if there aren’t 60 votes in the Senate to do it, and there are not, we must end the filibuster to pass it with 50 votes.

@SteveGuttbuck can we reboot this? But with the old cast as “volunteer patrolmen” who are just supposed take reports. And Mahoney and the gang get into mischief and uncover a crime and hijinx ensue. Police Academy - Senior Citizens on Patrol.

@Sethrogen But, like, scoots or no scoots, those tacos kind of hit the spot at a certain point in the night, right?

This has nothing to do with the movie Pineapple Express. We had nothing to do with this and weren’t asked if we wanted our film associated with this. And obviously if we did a tie in, it would have to be to promote those bizarre fucking diarrhea inducing taco things they sell.

@TheDavidDrake With a guy for a few months. Finally I said “should I get a cab or just home with you?” Pause - “with me”. 30 mins into some tv, I told him it was time to go to bed and he was just like, cool. I jokingly climbed in bed in my jeans, and he followed, fully clothed. All night.

Of course, that option is closed until the morning, so I will likely lose the sale price. If I had know the @Macys protection plans were this difficult to redeem and that the restrictions weren’t clearly described purchase. online or via email, I wouldn’t have purchased them.

It’s more unbelievable that I can buy the furniture AND the protection online or over the phone, but can’t use the voucher online. I called CS and not provided any alternative means of purchase, though it seems phone is an option? I expect more from @Macys

@Macys was excited to cash in my Worry No More voucher and take advantage of the wknd sale, only to find out I can’t redeem my voucher online?!??! That is not disclosed clearly ANYWHERE on either your site or worrynomore.com??? Very disappointing.

Well now it’s just getting embarrassing how much I get to brag on Ian. There’s a “Chef Ian” family-size (with leftovers, great for freezing!) original recipe at at end. edibleeastbay.com/2021/08/25/jus…

@Siriusjay now that the jeopardy host is out, Ken Jennings may in. Perhaps you could start a petition for anyone BUT Ken to hit hein with the heeeeeiiiiiinnnnn