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@amithearsehole He makes her go to bed even when she’s not tired yet, to provide her breast for him to hold. Tell his mates and see how normal he feels then. What a toddler of a man.

My husband needs to touch my breasts to fall asleep. I’m exhausted and need a divorce. AITAH?

@vanishingboy Fine jewellery always comes in bubble wrap 😂

tik tok bro so cringe but it’s funny and addictive

@salltweets @sexrealitybites If your choices mean that you have to break others’ boundaries and cause them distress… make better choices.

Literally nothing - nothing - he says in this clip justifies men being in women’s spaces or sport. Nothing.

@TheGriftReport We have to talk about how cute that apron is! 🥰

Little girl whose 4th birthday was ruined when balaclava-clad teens smashed her egg stall gets swish new stall from Aldi, four-year-old Maisie Willis had set up her own little stall in the family driveway in Essex selling boxes of eggs from her pet chickens for £2 each, two balaclava-wearing teens completely destroyed it on her birthday, throwing all the eggs across the road and even stealing the stand, her heartbroken mum Chelsea tracked the pair down and forced an apology but Maisie was left devastated and in tears, Aldi saw the story and kindly gifted her a brand new wooden toy shop stall from their range so she can restart her little business, Well done @AldiUK 👏👏

@andrewdoyle_com @SVPhillimore Sissification and humiliation fetish, I bet you. I wouldn’t want to be there while he’s getting his rocks off. Especially when he’s in a position of power. 🤮

Why is an Oxford lecturer allowed to wear fake breasts to work? My latest post is now up! Link below. ⬇️

@Alecaticus Amazing. Society has always known that men have a higher libido than women (generally speaking). Now they’re rewriting it as “girl-ho*ny” and pretending it’s women who goon all day in a basement🤪

“Girl horny” is the most male thing I’ve ever heard.

@pbatemen @marycatedelvey Brilliant 🤩 😂

unlike this trannies that limit themselves to "transing" into their older sisters or their ex-wives, i've set my mind on becoming a Volvo L350H. So far i've not gotten hired for much work at any of the quarries near me, but i think its because im still pre-op to have my body completely painted yellow. i'm considering having a large bucket attached to the end of my weiner that will act as the shovel/loader, but havent found a doctor with much experience with this procedure. yet. cheers queers

You are a GROWN MAN you stupid fxkn trannny

@Jani__Gee Paying £500 towards the utilities and £500 towards *everything else* seems really fair. Otherwise every time you accidentally make a mark/wear something out a bit, you’re costing him money in depreciation. That would make me feel uneasy.

This legitimately makes me skin crawl.

@Fontybits1 Your blood test results are back.

Big man's fathered children ffs. 😂

@WallStreetApes Sounds like he just wants to charge $9 for the coffee. Since you can get same/better coffee for $5 less, he’s now scratching around thinking for reasons. Starbucks uses crappy, bitter Robusta beans. $9 is atrocious money-grabbing.

Starbucks CEO defends a cup of coffee costing $9 He says the customers needs to just not think about it as a $9 cup of coffee, you’re paying for the “experience” of getting a Starbucks coffee “In some cases a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging, and then what that means is we have to make it worthwhile.” He says Starbucks customers “want to have a special experience and regardless of what your income level is, in some cases, a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging — well, this is a really affordable premium experience” How out of touch could a person possibly be…

@HazelAppleyard When a tr*on dates AI Gen shared with FBI That’s Amoura

lmao it’s an app just for men 💀

@marycatedelvey If I manage to guilt my wife into staying with me, Imma repay her by slinking round lesbian pick up spots 🫠

41 year old man wants to be accepted as a “lesbian”

@TerfTerfington @salltweets @sabineirl @xevekiah The penis.

@salltweets @sabineirl @xevekiah How did these fictional bot accounts know that the fictional transwoman was a transwoman? 🤔

@angijones I prefer: “This is a healthcare facility. Tests can be harmful if we do not know your correct sex. We will need to speak frankly about sexual organs and pregnancy possibility”, regardless of individual preference”.

This is infantilising. Eastern Health public hospital.

@OuterspaceGRL79 @angijones “Stop bloody pretending to be something you’re not. You might think you’re ‘a real boy’, but X Rays can fry your foetus. Grow the f*** up”.

@angijones Sorry I am not illiterate but have no idea what this is trying to say

@Hoang_HQ She’s a choo choo train, is what I was getting from the first minute…

1984, Heather Elizabeth Parisi covering ‘Maniac’ on Italian TV. What do people remember? Not the vocals, not the outfit… but the male dancer with his absolutely CHAOTIC, HYPERFAST moves — like he’s being electrocuted the entire time! 🔥 Legit one of the most unhinged yet iconic male dance performances ever. The 80s had no filter, just pure raw energy! 💥🕺

@atrupar The easiest war to end would be the one he is having. And he won’t. He has no lust for peace, he simply wants a prize because someone else got one. Like a spoiled little brat, complaining his brother is getting birthday presents.

Trump: "As far as peace, I settled 8 wars. And people try to dispute it but then they go over them, and almost in every case they sent letters thanking me and letters to the Nobel Committee. I don't care about that. Maria was very nice. She gave me her Nobel Peace Prize because she said she didn't deserve it."

@reddit_lies @marycatedelvey Is he so lazy he’s trying to get others to design his gross fetish? Jeezum crow.

Adult man wants to live as a 10 year old girl.

@amithearsehole He needs to bond better with his kids, so they’re not wholly dependent on Mum. Then they will both be a little freer when the kids are older. Neither of us would have left our kid at such a young age though. They wouldn’t understand.

AITA for telling my husband that he can’t have a boy’s trip?

@StellarFox16 @Glinner Narcissistic. Talking about patriarchy like he’s not the living embodiment of it. Can’t imagine a woman (trans man) demanding men make way for them.

Just fyi, this is the man pretending to be a woman who harassed and flashed Tish Hyman in the women’s locker room in California. He wasn’t the first. He gave his wife a compound jaw fracture and after the divorce, decided to skinwalk *as* her. Down to using her first and last name. Trans rights are actually predator rights. The only people who benefit from them are predatory men.