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@onwuchekwa_ Maybe she wants to cross into Russia via China... Seems plausible

I just want you to know that China doesn’t give a child citizenship because he or she is born there.

@n6oflife6 @Khanstillday So he's still on the run from UK authorities 😂

@Khanstillday We no dey take our Expatriate DJ Westwood play for Surulere o. 😤😤😤

Dem don think say na Chris brown song him wan play till him shock them 😂

@Iyoaiye_ Why don't they carry out a drug test on him ? @ndlea

"I sent a boy to get me a tom-tom because my voice was broken at the meeting, so the boy I sent bought me a different type. After taking it, it stuck to my tongue. Now, people are looking at me as if I had taken drugs, even though I have never taken drugs in my life.' - Hon Alhassan Ado Doguwa

@jodambusta They haven't even done season 2 yet...

Just cancel the show then what’s the point

@MyronGainesX 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've gotten thousands of death threats from stupid black people the past week. So to all the blacks that want to "slide" on me, or "drop my lo" here is your chance! Meet me this Sunday at 12:00pm EST. The address is: 3050 NW 183rd St, Miami Gardens, FL 33056 Before we duel, I'm going to give you a copy of the book "The Cat In The Hat". If you can read 2 pages uninterrupted, without sounding it out or using your index finger to focus on each sentence we can engage in combat. I know this can be annoying, but beating up retards is a crime in Florida (Section 825.102 – Abuse or Neglect of Disabled or Elderly Person). Therefore, I have to ensure you're mentally competent first, since coming to fight a podcaster over tweets is pretty fucking retarded. Comment "monkey" below and I'll DM you my number to coordinate. I look forward to meeting all of you! 🤗

@DiscussingFilm Season 3??? They haven't even done season 2. guess this news is from the future

Tom Hardy has been fired from ‘MOBLAND’ and won't return for Season 3. He allegedly clashed with producers after being consistently late to set and attempting to give notes & change dialogue on the series. (Source: puck.news/newsletter_con…)

@TrendingEx I wonder if the @PoliceNG routinely carries out psychological/mental evaluations on their personnel? An officer sworn to protect citizens brazenly threatening to murder them on video is something to be extremely worried about

Trending Video: Another Nigerian police threatens to kill anyone who videos him. “I will kill you. Allah! If you are inside bus, I will kill you and everyone in that bus. Na IGP Disu go bury una and nothing go happen. Try me.!” He’s reportedly stationed in Awka.

@ruffydfire A cuck and more.

Governor Siminalayi Fubara of Rivers State has withdrawn from the governorship primaries of the All Progressives Congress (APC), slated for Thursday. In a statement entitled ‘My decision to withdraw from the Rivers State Gubernatorial Primaries’, which he personally signed on Wednesday night, Fubara stated that he would support whoever emerged as the candidate of the party.

@trigottista You guys have made those fellows overestimate themselves to the extent they think their demigods. Especially that one with lines on his forehead, the bulldog looking one is clearly copying him

“The person he is working for is not a serious person”

@Morris_Monye @AfricaFactsZone At least people can see why Africans are backward and 3rd world countries. This is the thinking of someone that's meant to be the "best" of them, imagine the thought process of the rest. Disgraceful!!

@HonAniteEvelyn @AfricaFactsZone This is wild 😂😂😂😂

@AfricaFactsZone, Thank you for bringing this up. First, it's true I took back my ambulance & I have no apologies for that. Why did I do it? It's because they didn't vote for me. So did you expect me to walkaway with nothing? Galatians 6:7 A man reaps what he sows.

@CallMeKayodeOla @Drizzy_nwaa @AyilolaElisha That's another question for a different day... your guess is as good as ours!!!

@Drizzy_nwaa @AyilolaElisha Na now you just dey know?

If I were in Nigeria, frankly speaking, I would be attending this event with my wife, and we’d definitely take some nice pictures with Chike too. 
#CallOfMyLife

@markgoldbridge How is this the same team? Blocking this clown now

Pretty much the same team that played crap last week? Really surprised Heaven isn't starting

@AyilolaElisha Ahh yes! As predicted...it was an engagement farming exercise. Why are you so irritatingly desperate for online validation?

I said what I said, if you are m@d at it you can come and beat me. You all should just stop acting saint and let chike breathe. Stop marrying rubbish, put your house in order and stop all these show of Sh@me.

@instablog9ja This looks like a sponsored or paid tweet. There's nothing remotely insightful about this tweet or the individual. This just looks like an attempt to harvest followers, seeing how desperate he is for relevance

I’ll invite Chike to my wedding. If you won’t because of the allegations, you don’t trust who you’re marrying— Doctor Elisha

@onepunky_ Why the sudden hate for Michael Carrick? You ungrateful lot...he rescued the team from relegation, which is pretty much what lucifer Amorim was hellbent on achieving with his "suffering" mantra. You guys are rage baiting for engagement and it's obvious

One of the dumbest things Carrick supporters do say is he took us from 15th to third, then you start to wonder if the last manager didn’t leave when the team was joint 5th. None of them is certain Carrick will make UCL spot next season, they just love that he’s currently winning and their favorite player is playing. They all see the underlying metrics of his performances, but supporting him is the popular thing to do right now since the other part of the fanbase don’t want him.

@int30vert @it_Rutie 🤮

@it_Rutie i’ve never see someone sound bad with so much confidence

Fly with me from Nigeria to China. 🇳🇬🇨🇳✈️

@babaken_0 Must have looked like the scene from Kingdom of Heaven when Sibylla removed the mask from King Baldwins face.

When authorities released details from Michael Jackson’s autopsy, it painted a heartbreaking picture of how much his body had endured behind the scenes. By the time he died, much of his natural hair was gone, and years-old scalp damage from the Pepsi commercial burn accident was still visible. Reports also noted signs of cosmetic procedures and the heavy effort he put into maintaining his appearance. Investigators found evidence of vitiligo on his skin, along with permanent cosmetic tattoos like eyeliner and lip liner that helped preserve the image the world knew for decades. His arms reportedly showed numerous injection marks, pointing to frequent medical treatments over time. Toxicology later uncovered several substances in his system, as well as pills that had not fully dissolved in his stomach. The official cause of death was ruled acute propofol intoxication, a powerful anesthetic normally used in surgeries, not as a regular sleep aid. What shocked many people most was the revelation that, in his final months, Jackson was allegedly being sedated at home with propofol just to sleep. He wasn’t simply resting, he was effectively being put under anesthesia night after night. His doctor, Conrad Murray, was later convicted of involuntary manslaughter for improperly administering the drug. The story behind the King of Pop’s final years was far darker and sadder than most people realized.

@uzamatt That's the problem with sycophants...they cause more harm than good

Baba paused thinking they would clap for him.😂😂😂😂😂

@Akin_sammy @dammiedammie35 Attributes of a con artist ...it's quite clear how he made his "billions"

Coming from someone that lied that he gave VDM 500million to advertise his product? He same person that forged travelling documents to prove to people that VDM is coming to Onitsha for a promotion rally???? Blord uou get sweet lying tongue jawe. No reasonable people is meant to believe you.

“Kuje Prison looks like NYSC camp, very big…..they kept me where powerful people stay. I went on vacation in Kuje Prison. I had my own chef, and my room had every appliance you can think of. When VeryDarkMan was taken to Kuje prison, he was kept where they keep people carrying b0m b and the beat the h£l out of him” - BLord shares his Pr!s0n experience

@markgoldbridge It's safe to say you're just rage baiting for engagement.

Another thing about Carrick and his staff that doesn't get mentioned. Favourites constantly get picked. Shaw, Maguire, Dalot, Amad