@DudePerfect @Raiders I feel like I have to congratulate you on how lame this is. Unbelievable levels of unoriginality.
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Stan Van Bundy
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This seems like a problem that should’ve been solved in the offseason, by the same guy quoted!
Frank Cianfrani@FrankCianfrani
"Right now we don't have a clean-up hitter." Dave Dombrowski, today, being interviewed by Greg Murphy.
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The most important thing to Philadelphia sports fans is that you try your hardest and do it consistently, and we once watched Joel Embiid score 50 points in a playoff game while suffering from Bell’s Palsy.
Jacob@JacobUnbeatable
I really don’t understand why Sixers fans ride so hard for Embiid still. I really don’t get it. They’re a typically ruthless fan base and it just blows my mind they haven’t turned on him at all, but instead double and triple down on him despite the lack of team success with him.
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I dread the conversation so many of us are going to hafta have tonight.
How do I explain to my son, a lifelong fan of Smash GC, that he's no longer going to be able to watch Talor Gooch tee off in front of tens of fans twice a month?
He's going to be devastated.
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Flyers already going to Lauren Hart. No organization better at living in the past.
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The fans behind 16 tee should have their tix revoked for the hats/outfits.
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@davezengzhang Always had an issue trying to pick my belly button lint while my shirt was tucked. This just solved that?
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Of course that’s what you’re wearing. You’re in your first year of post-golf bro style discovery. You used to call Lululemon “gay” with the old heads in the clubhouse, until your girl bought you ABC pants for your birthday and you haven’t shut up about how “comfy they are” since. You say “technical” even though you mean tapered joggers from Vuori. Those came from mom at Christmas.
You think you’ve evolved, but give it another month — you’ll be denouncing logos and going full Reigning Champ minimalist after they hit you with targeted ads for their “off the course” collection, before moving on to Aime Leon Dore, where you’ll use words like “palette” and profess “skinny polyester pants are for nerds”
By this time next year, you’ll be dressing like a SoHo ceramics teacher and swearing you’ve “always secretly had a passion for artisanal menswear modeled after time-tested silhouettes born from the days when men used to do real work.”
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Me abroad: I love traveling and exploring new cities!!!!
Me at home: Get these fucking tourists away from me!!!!
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Having a unique delivery is nothing without some actual VELO. “Backhus” more like “BackASS” amirite?!
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51 for Nebraska has the most perfect shooting form I’ve ever seen.
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@JakeAndBall He talks about this in his book. He tries to be hardest on his players when they’re winning/playing their best because it won’t affect their confidence & the teaching moments stick better. As opposed to when they’re losing/playing their worst, and their confidence already low.
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Favorites went 16-0 yesterday.
This year's first round had 13 of 32 games decided by 20+ points.
High Point only true mid-major still alive, and its NIL is probably most of any team in 1-bid league.
I hate to admit it, but due to NIL & transfer portal, Cinderellas may be dead.
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The Amish could build a house in the amount of time he was camped in the lane.
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports
TCU PUNCHES BACK AND SURVIVES THE BUCKEYES COMEBACK BID
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29 YEARS AGO TODAY
Rookie ALLEN IVERSON did this to MICHAEL JORDAN!
AI: 37 PTS (15/23 FG)
MJ: 23 PTS (9/24 FG)
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What did he think this was about? Did he actually think she loved him for his QB abilities?!
Desiree@DesireeAmerica4
DAK PRESCOTT AND FIANCÉE REPORTEDLY CALL OFF WEDDING OVER MASSIVE PRENUP STANDOFF After securing a historic $240 million contract, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott and his fiancée, Sarah Jane Ramos, were supposed to be celebrating their upcoming April wedding. The rumor is that Dak spent the last few months pushing hard for a rock-solid prenup to protect his new bag, and she flat-out refused to sign it. That underlying tension finally boiled over into a massive screaming match right on the yacht, leading to the entire wedding being permanently shelved. If she really walked away just because he wanted to protect his contract, did Dak actually dodge a massive bullet here?
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