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@CapanAktasfe Hand like ET.

@higgins36628 @ratemyplatenow Get it back in the sea.

@ratemyplatenow Chicken & Seafood paella

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@ratemyplatenow I can almost hear the vinegar sizzle on those chips from here. Top notch!

@hangonjames1967 @aufwiedpet If Ted Hughes wrote this kids would be studying it for years. Reads like a haiku. Beautiful. Genuinely considering getting it tattooed on my thigh.

@aufwiedpet Gloucester services is the absolute worst Basically a farmers market We bought steaks there on way back to bristol The dog ate well that night The roof is covered in grass and plants Marvellous

Trowell Services doesn’t even get a look in for goodness sake!

@FormulaOneWorld Eric, Clapton, Ginger & Baker watching from the sidelines.

Jack & Bruce, having fun...

@ratemyplatenow Looks like him out of the ELO.

Labranoodle by Mary P

@T1mSk3och @GenZPolitics99 @NUFC What a charmer.

@GenZPolitics99 @NUFC How fucking thick are you they will incorporate them into the new stand as long as the exterior of the building are not changed all is well do what they want with the interior.

We have completed the purchase of a significant portion of the historic Leazes Terrace building next to St. James' Park 🤝⤵️

@educationgovuk @bphillipsonMP What are we playing at here?? Have we lost our collective minds??

Gemma Collins is in the building and she's got questions. Coming soon📷 @bphillipsonMP

Genuinely think this might have been the greatest thing to ever happen on tv. Forget your moon landings and your four minute miles. Ric Mayall reads Roald Dahl on jackanory. 👌

@HackBlackburn REFFERRRREEEEEEEE!! NEVER OVER THE LINE!!!

Wonder who he was supporting

@fesshole ‘Added furniture’

I rented a house and improved the neglected garden, with permission, and layed gravel & added furniture. The landlady was so impressed she terminated our contract as she want to live there. For the next 2 months when I pooped I buried them it the gravel. Over sixty of them.

@Scott_Tack24 @americangolfer5 @IndyCar Now THAT is dumb.

@americangolfer5 @IndyCar Because it is. NASCAR doesn't allow drivers who goes to backup after crashing to keep their starting spot. Same with engine changes

Alexander Rossi SPINS in Turn 2 😳 Multiple cars are collected as they try to avoid the incident.

@DudespostingWs Wait until he realises it’s mainly just people arguing about willes and sky fairies.

This guy is aiming to have the world's fastest internet and shares a speed test video...

@SRFielding72 @fesshole Thanks Claire Rayner.

@fesshole Hard to have found out that way but better you know and can make decisions based on the facts. Sit down and talk things through and find out why she had someone on the side, things may still work out in the end.

The missus and I were having a light-hearted argument about whether we eat porridge or drink porridge. It escalated unexpectedly, words were exchanged, and she revealed she's been fucking someone on the side, so I suppose we're splitting up. Because of porridge.

@fesshole You were focussed on the porridge while she was getting her oats.

@MattNDallasTX @racefansdotnet @LewisHamilton @F1 @alo_oficial ...not exactly the kind of record that would have seven (8) time World Champion Lewis Hamilton drooling. A career with infinite unfulfilled promise, defined by bitterness.

@MattNDallasTX @racefansdotnet @LewisHamilton @F1 @alo_oficial Why are so many people willing to jump on the Alonso hype train without thinking?? 'Not everyone can be @alo_oficial'?? His 2026 results: DNF, DNF, 18th, 15th. Only Lance Stroll is behind him in the championship. Three top six finishes in three years. No wins for a dozen years..

NEW: Poll: Has the time finally come for Hamilton to hang up his helmet? Lewis Hamilton's move from Mercedes to Ferrari looks like a 'reverse Schumacher'. After 20 years in Formula 1, is it time he headed to retirement? More: racefans.net/2026/05/17/pol…

@AlexUlster @portraitinflesh Imagine if Dinnerladies was set in Hiroshima.

@portraitinflesh That's like saying "Imagine if Dad's Army was set in Stalingrad?"

I actually think 'Allo 'Allo!'s core linguistic conceit is quite clever, as these things go. All that said: for me, there's no getting around the *fundamental* tastelessness of a broad, bawdy sitcom set under Nazi occupation. Just imagine if it had been Poland, instead of France.

@_StuartLynn @SamRaincock If only they knew that the concrete used to build the central motorway/gateshead bypass had a lifespan and that we were fast approaching the end of said lifespan so they could do something about it in advance rather than firefight and throw everything into chaos. Oh wait…

@SamRaincock I'm not sure it's the whole city, but with the long term works to fix the central motorway, motorists are already being forced onto minor routes, increasing congestion. To then start roadworks on those same minor routes,unless absolutely necessary, feels like a complete own goal.

I was in Newcastle earlier this week driving, and the whole city is a disgrace. There is not a single route into the place that hasn’t roadworks or looks an utter mess. It really is not good for the city at all.

@SamRaincock I live here and I fully agree. It’s an absolute shitshow in every direction. Mind you, you can’t do anything by car once you get within a mile of the city centre so there’s also that.