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@mikealfred Only 50M by 40?

$1m by 30. $10m by 35. $50m by 40. $250m by 45. $1B by 50. Super achievable if you focus on full cycle returns (50%+ CAGRs) and avoid prostitutes, cocaine dealers, and subscription chart squigglers. Also, no sports betting or wine coolers/White Claw. Easy. You can do it.

@XFreeze Before Starship and After StarShip BS and ASS

History will be divided into two eras: Before Starship and After We are about to witness a 100x increase in civilizational power

@dotkrueger India number 2!

@A5T3R0lD First pube?

holy fuck it is happening !!! Holy Fuck it is Happening !!!! HOLLYY FUCKKKK IT IS HAPPENINGGGGG !!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@zsteve7 @Bitcoin_Teddy Watch it again

@Bitcoin_Teddy We’re only seven months removed from the Oct 6 $126,198 ATH. So not even close really

BITCOIN HAS BOTTOMED EXACTLY 23 MONTHS AFTER THE ATH IN EVERY CYCLE. WE ARE SITTING AT MONTH 23 RIGHT NOW. THIS PATTERN HAS NEVER FAILED 🚀

@BitPaine Thinks?

I posted too much about Breedlove. Now the algorithm thinks I’m gay so will be reposting some honkermog thirst traps until it stops. You’re welcome and yes I’ll be taking requests.

@dotkrueger 2 all day. I'd do kids and 1 bitcoin

@GoingParabolic We know

I have been retardmaxxing on this app since 2012. Thanks for following me.

@BigCheds I'm getting hard

$BTC daily with 2 doji here following a leg down may be setting up for a tower bottom

Remember when we all 100% believed the Bitcoin - global liquidity correlation?

@Z06Z07 @Strategy

Opening monologue for 3/25/2025 Space on $MSTR $STRC @Strategy Strategy accumulates more BTC as price rises, not less Q1 2026 Bitcoin acquisition was 89,599 BTC Q1 2026 2nd largest BTC acquisition quarter in history BTC was about $71,000 during Q1 '26 accumulation BTC ATH in October 2025 was approximately $126,000 Current drawdown from ATH is approximately 43.7% Average YoY Bitcoin growth is 84.61% Average QoQ Bitcoin growth is 16.14% Average QoQ BTC per share growth is 8.57% Average YoY BTC per share growth is 26.49% Average share growth QoQ is 8.30% BTC growth exceeding share growth results in accretion Bitcoin growth below share growth results in dilution Q4 2025 BTC per share growth was temporarily lower due to $2.25 billion in cash accumulation. Strategy is expected to sell MSTR equity to fund dividend obligations STRC preferred issuance is expected to fund Bitcoin acquisition Capital structure is expected to shift toward STRC dominance Estimated capital mix is 50/50 or 75/25 STRC to MSTR Strategy is projected to reach 1M BTC by Q3 2026 Assumed Bitcoin price in Q3 2026 is $90,000 At 1.0x mNAV, MSTR implied share price is ~$220 At 2.0x mNAV, MSTR implied share price is ~$440 Bitcoin accumulation continues even during large price drawdowns Strategy’s model depends on maintaining BTC growth above share growth

@Jamieminer What a prick

@revealutionary @ClownWorld Or pickles. Stiller's Dillers

@ClownWorld Should've started whiskey company and called it Stiller's Distillers instead.

Ben Stiller’s soda promo is getting clowned online 😭

@dotkrueger @A5T3R0lD is so white

@jprice614 I hate when that happens

@Cobratate You pump your own gas like a brokie?

Confirm this actually happens.

@GaryCardone Pink

I may not be a master but the colors forgive me in any case. What’s your favorite color?

@PeterSchiff @TimDraper Tokenized gold? Bro cmon

In a recent interview, @TimDraper said he prefers Bitcoin over gold because gold doesn't work as a medium of exchange because you can't shave some gold off your bar and order a cappuccino. Somehow Draper, a knowledgeable crypto investor, doesn't realize you can tokenize gold.