Fire at Will

Quote this with your Wonder Woman art ✨

@B_and_B93 makes brain tingly

Does anyone actually like coffee? I mean come on, it's so gross

@Bobbycressey 1. That was a rough game 2. You have a cool job

Uncalled for at a time like this

@ddsmidt Real one's remember 2 Live Crew sampling this. Do you?

Millennial: "I have an earache" Me: "Earache my eye" *chuckling to myself* Millennial: *blank stare*

@GeoffLong33 San Diego Chargers. Was a lifelong fan. Heartbreaking.

Has there ever been a time when you switched sports team allegiances? If so. Why?

@MissionVlyMafia @JulioIsKing44 lol "FRAUDnando". Don't hurt yourself, Julio. Still got another couple games to come up with something better.

@JulioIsKing44 Tell yourself whatever you need to that eases the pain of getting swept twice 👑

Julio now has 8 more home runs than FRAUDnando Tatis Jr

I feel this in my bones.

@BuckyIsotope @MichelleLA1981 Do not- under any circumstaces, hold her beer.

@MichelleLA1981 How do you double down on being a racist?

Retards calling me racist because I dont want beach shitters in my country leeching off my tax dollars only makes me want to double down.

@JoyceCarolOates Because it upsets decent people. Simple.

“Retarded”—MAGA favorite word. Why?

@samlymatters If mine wants extra sniffs on a walk, she drops her butt down like she's peeing and then if i tug on the leash she looks around like, "Can you believe this guy?!?"

My dog isn’t allowed in the kitchen when I’m cooking and he generally listens, but whenever he does get caught sneaking in, he immediately slinks to his kitchen water bowl with a look like “whaaaat? a guy can’t get water in this house no more???”

@memeslich Cauldron of Bottomless Farts

Which Dungeons & Dragons spell would cause the most HR complaints in a normal office?

@SceneinCinema Because stuff you throw in the ocean never ends up back on the beach.

Robert Downey Jr. revealed that Burger King unexpectedly helped save his life after a “disgusting burger” made him throw his meal along with the drugs in 2003, which helped him to become sober. “It was such a disgusting burger I ordered… I thought something really bad was going to happen.” He recalled that this specific "moment of clarity" prompted him to pull over and toss all of his drugs into the ocean. He stated, "I have to thank Burger King," adding, "At that moment of clarity, I tossed all of the drugs in my car into the ocean and got cleaned up". This incident is considered his "rock bottom". Downey said he was driving around with a car full of drugs when the meal suddenly made him rethink everything. He pulled over, threw the drugs into the ocean, and decided to finally clean up his life. That experience later inspired one of the most famous scenes in Iron Man (2008), where Tony Stark returns from captivity and immediately asks for an American cheeseburger from Burger King before addressing the press. What looked like simple product placement was actually a deeply personal tribute from Downey to the moment he says changed his life forever.

@legumepod 1 glowing puck, kill the lights.

what if in overtime they add a second puck

@luiscalleo Metallica. Changed everything.

What band changed your taste in music forever?

@MarkBrooksArt @IVANSARNAGO I can't believe you let this go to print without all of twitter signing approval on it. Seems odd.

@IVANSARNAGO Well, sorry. The webbing was a mistaken layer order. I did the best I could with the hand. Maybe I’ll do them better next time.

Pues veo muchas cosas rarísimas en tu portada, Mark Brooks. Con todos los respetos. Esas telarañas encima de la araña, esas manos cogiendo el arma de manera un poco extraña...

@LondonRiverSFW Wait until you hear what they were called before they changed it.

We used to listen to a band called Butthole Surfers.

@forrestimel These are killer 🔥

Here are some more Zul'Aman visdev concepts for Midnight

@MJMcKean @RandyEBarnett Randy out here writing Incel fan-fiction

@RandyEBarnett You ass. What’s wrong with you?

If Obama had a son, he’d attack the White House Correspondents Dinner like Cole Allen.

@laufman Killer 🤘

Rats of Ironwood: Chapter Two

@JKBOGEN And they have an absolute stranglehold on the fandom. There will be no resistance.

What a terrible decision by Disney

@TrentKaniuga I think I would do everything I could to make the black text pop against the sky without the outline. I'm guessing you tried this...

Which is better for monologue? White text with black outline or black text with white outline?