🇺🇦 William "I Ain't Lyon" MacKenzie King

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🇺🇦 William "I Ain't Lyon" MacKenzie King

@WilliamAin

Greatest Canadian PM EVER! Parody ‘The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it’s the illusion of knowledge.’Daniel J. Boorstin

Canada Katılım Ağustos 2018

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🇺🇦 William "I Ain't Lyon" MacKenzie King@WilliamAin·11 May

@waltshaub In the shuffling madness Of the department store Has to follow arrows Laid down on the floor No squirt on sanitizer No mask upon my face Wandered from the safe zone Got the boot and now I have No toaster for my place No toaster oven for my place

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@SundaeDivine @WUTangKids Oh, please, Donald, Sir, show us your high diving skills🤩🤩🤩🤩

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@SundaeDivine·2h

@WUTangKids It’ll be multi-purpose when it’s finished.

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Wu Tang is for the Children@WUTangKids·3h

Lmao don’t they make machines that do this a lot quicker

Joe Flood@joeflood

They’re painting the Reflecting Pool by hand. This job was supposed to be done by May 22 and cost $2 million. Now it’s July 4 and $13+ million

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Jesus Chrysler@JesusChryslerII·3h

Morning wood 😂😂

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@gggirl924 We were told not to stand by a window.

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Jerseygirl #FBR 🟧@gggirl924·8h

And don’t sit on the floor!

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@PlantRobinson Remember when god told Noah to build an ark before he destroyed the world? It's like that.

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Tater Magoo-ish@PlantRobinson·7h

Who knew that god was so lame?

Joe G@EastEndJoe

So now they’re going with “God wants a ballroom.” 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@SundaeDivine @WhiteHouse A consensus is not a deal. A lot of people don't know that, one in particular.

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@WhiteHouse Um

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The White House@WhiteHouse·16h

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@inqdragon2 Anything related to the old vehicles I own. I went by Pack Rat on all the forums I was on.

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Ann Koplow@inqdragon2·16h

My last question for the (National Pack Rat) day: What’s something you have trouble throwing away?

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🇺🇦 William "I Ain't Lyon" MacKenzie King@WilliamAin·16h

@thetomcelica Obviously, their mothers were standing when they popped them out.

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Tom Celica™@thetomcelica·17h

The only difference between Alex Jones and the RFK Jr is the vagina they fell out of

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🇺🇦 William "I Ain't Lyon" MacKenzie King@WilliamAin·16h

@JaneotN @RonFilipkowski We're expanding Bruce Nuclear, so it wouldn't be a stretch for some imbecile to get the wrong idea.

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Jane of the North@JaneotN·17h

@RonFilipkowski When do we hear about Canada being weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

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Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski·17h

When do we hear about Cuba being weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon?

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@frankyvictory @PaulRudnickNY Daddy! Joseph and Theodore's are bigger than yours!

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franky@frankyvictory·23h

@PaulRudnickNY Is the spinoff being named 'Mr. Wiggley' strikes again?

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Paul Rudnick@PaulRudnickNY·1d

Just announced: Ivanka and her daughter are starring in the latest Handmaid's Tale spinoff, set in the dining room at Mar-a-Lago

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@HalfwayPost 🤣🤣🤣

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The Halfway Post@HalfwayPost·22h

BREAKING: Medical researchers in New York just named a newly discovered STD "Trumporrhea" after Donald Trump, bringing the number of sexual diseases named in his honor to six.

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🇺🇦 William "I Ain't Lyon" MacKenzie King@WilliamAin·20h

@BrCaliNaty I'd be dead under the covers from the fumes by now.

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Rê_Naty@BrCaliNaty·1d

Just sayin….🤭

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@GaryPetersonUSA Is there an emoji for peed myself laughing?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸@GaryPetersonUSA·1d

I swear my daughter and President Trump are just good pals, though I would be proud to call him my son.

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@dcherring I would ask Grock how that could possibly work, but it doesn't talk to me anymore.

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Dennis Herring@dcherring·22h

Someone who’s 9.

greg@greg16676935420

I just checked the current population and got sad it’s an odd number because that means if everyone found someone there’d be one person left alone

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@covie_93 Their bodies, their choice, right?

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Covie@covie_93·23h

No let them take their ivermectin for Ebola.

Neil Stone@DrNeilStone

NO IVERMECTIN DOES NOT TREAT EBOLA DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

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@LePapillonBlu2 @RpsAgainstTrump @L7xArchie trump would say she's not his type, but she definitely is.

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ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ@LePapillonBlu2·23h

@RpsAgainstTrump @L7xArchie Sure, DonOld. 🤣

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Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·1d

Trump: “That’s why we call them the ‘Dumbocrats’. Because they're dumb. Dumb people”

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@NotHoodlum He's going to be Leninized and put on display in the ballroom.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸@NotHoodlum·1d

The Trump administration confirmed the proposed $400M White House ballroom project, with $1B for security, will include an underground hospital, bomb shelters, and top-secret military installations. If we find out it includes a tomb, I won’t even blink. thedailybeast.com/white-house-re…

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@NotHoodlum He doesn't have a live 24/7 video feed?

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸@NotHoodlum·1d

What up Chuck? 🥴

Chuck Grassley@ChuckGrassley

Corn plant just abt ready to emerge #cornwatch

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🇺🇦 William "I Ain't Lyon" MacKenzie King@WilliamAin·1d

@LePapillonBlu2 I'm kind of glad I don't go to the US anymore.

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ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ@LePapillonBlu2·1d

Fine American specimens‼️🤣

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🇺🇦 William "I Ain't Lyon" MacKenzie King@WilliamAin·1d

@KremlinTrolls @realDonaldTrump This is the second post I've read about this in the last minute, so it must be true👍

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KT "Special MI6 Operation"@KremlinTrolls·1d

Meet @realDonaldTrump's mistress Natalie Harp. She lives at the White House, servicing the old pedophile

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PaulleyTicks@PaulleyTicks·1d

BREAKING: surveillance camera view captures what Donald Trump saw when he sneak-peeked at Chinese President Xi Jinping's personal notebook, after he left the table to use the restroom.

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@SundaeDivine @WUTangKids @gggirl924 @PlantRobinson @WhiteHouse @inqdragon2 @thetomcelica @JaneotN