William Rennie

@Parodyjeffx You do, it's sitting on your shoulders.

Laura Loomer: “Im not a man, i have a vagina”

@robbystarbuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What an absolute moron, the "No Kings" protest flew right over your thick skull.

I think it’s hilarious that Democrats spent their political might and tons of money on "NO KINGS" protests just to give a standing ovation to the LITERAL King of England. You really can’t make this stuff up. Biggest bullshit artists of the century. 😂

@DemonEvilMuscle @IngrahamAngle @FoxNews @LaraLeaTrump @jimmykimmel Pity his father hadn't been castrated.

@IngrahamAngle @FoxNews @LaraLeaTrump @jimmykimmel Jimmy Kimmel is the same man who said on his show back in 2016 that Donald Trump need to be castrated. Obviously, he’s got some mental problems.

🚨 @LaraLeaTrump FIRES BACK at @jimmykimmel. “Jimmy Kimmel has really fallen off the deep end.” “None of this is funny anymore… you might as well exit stage left.” “I think Jimmy Kimmel needs to leave ABC.”

@TheDemSlayer I will go buy one today as i'm running out of toilet paper.

@WilliamR54591 You need Jesus. And the Holy Bible. You desperately need both. Good day. 👋🏻

Dear Muslims, Do yourself the greatest favor: throw that cursed book of Satan into the fire. And then read the Holy Bible. You’re welcome. 😇

Courtesy of The Other 98%

@TheLeeGreenwood What a kiss arse, by the way country music stinks.

Thank you, Mr. President, for your kind and generous words honoring our family and celebrating this joyful moment in our lives. Your thoughtfulness and friendship mean more to us than words can express. As we welcome our precious grandson, our hearts are full, and we feel truly grateful and blessed. @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @RapidResponse47

@SpencerHakimian Keystone Cops.

People are pointing out that something feels very strange about this video.

@foxandfriends @FBIDirectorKash Question- why is the head of the FBI sitting on his arse after attempt on the Peadophle President's life.

FBI DIRECTOR KASH PATEL: "The questions you are asking, you should be asking them and we should be answering them." @FBIDirectorKash vows full transparency after the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting. "The great thing about President Trump's commitment to law enforcement is that he is requiring us to answer them truthfully and honestly after a full investigation, and that's exactly what we have done." "We're going to be able to present to the world in less than 36 hours almost, exactly what happened."

@TrumpWarRoom @FBIDirectorKash Answer this, why were you just sitting on your arse after assassination attempt, waiting for a drink perhaps.

.@FBIDirectorKash: "That's what we’ve been working towards. America deserves answers. President Trump is committed to transparency and accountability."

@johnnymaga They wanted him as a waterboy.

Trump was once scouted by the Philadelphia Phillies during his time playing first base at the New York Military Academy. Most people have never heard about this.

@GuntherEagleman Well i must have it big time you moronic half-wit.

If you think last nights assassination attempt was “StAgEd” you probably have a condition called retarditis. Seek help.

@FLOTUS I stand with Jimmy Kimmel Retweet if you do too.

@piersmorgan He was too busy clambering over his wife to get out.😂

Disgusting.

@TalkTV @ThatAlexWoman Aw shut up you rabid. right wing moron.

WATCH: Alex Phillips’ emotional response after Donald Trump was targeted by a gunman at a Washington dinner @ThatAlexWoman

@Notwokenow @SecWar Searching for the bar more like. Warrior my arse.

Amid the chaos and fear, our incredible @SecWar Pete Hegseth was on his feet, protecting his wife, eyes searching for the threat. This is the face of a warrior.

@jayypatriot He trampled over his wife to get out, real hero, NOT.

So many are saying Trump fell. What really happened was Trump went down to pick up Melania, who was crawling to safety, while the SS was pushing him to be safe! Trump risked his own life to protect his wife. That’s a real man. Real men protect their wives.

@FBIDirectorKash Say's the clown that sat on his arse as it happened. Were you waiting on the waiter getting you another drink?

Last night we saw the best of American leadership. I am proud to work for President Trump who so strongly backs law enforcement across this country - and proud to lead this agency that works 24/7 to keep Americans safe. Thank you to our brave law enforcement and interagency partners who acted quickly and protected their fellow Americans. Investigation ongoing. If you have any information on last night’s incident, please call 1-800-CALL-FBI or visit tips.fbi.gov.

@MelikAbdul_ WHAT AN ABSOLUTE TWAT.

Dan Scavino's USA chant was met by silence.

@FoxNews Looks like an episode of The Keystone Cops, not one of them hit the guy, the cop that was shot was probably shot by another cop. Pathetic.

BREAKING: The suspect was armed with MULTIPLE weapons, including a shotgun, handgun and several knives, before law enforcement stopped him, D.C. police chief says. "As he ran through that checkpoint, members of law enforcement from the United States Secret Service intercepted that individual." "Law enforcement exchanged gunfire with the individual...A U.S. Secret Service Uniformed Division Officer was struck in his vest...He seems to be in good spirits at this time." "The suspect in this case, he was not struck by gunfire...It does appear he is a lone actor, a lone gunman."