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@beaniebbl @meadandjuniper a fish

@meadandjuniper @setche382 yes what is that

i sat in the creek today. it looked like chocolate milk till the sun came out. it was crystal clear today i even saw a big creek chub. i sat in the creek and it cooled me down. the bubbles from the water crashing were highlighted for the first time.

@johntrified let me shake your hand

Are Three Taco Bell Crunchy Tacos the Perfect Meal? -under $6 -510 calories -25g protein -gluten-free -33% DV fiber -87% B12 -49% zinc -30% iron -22% calcium

@sierras_account someone who gets it

American Road Trip. Breezewood is so beautiful

@beaniebbl bleh

death row meal #deathrowmeal

@chetellik @WillyBWrangler think theyre more than that mr بۇزۇلغان تۆمۈر تاۋاق

@setche382 @WillyBWrangler Buy another one they're like £25 off AliExpress

Lmao just had a girl ask for my number in the bar bathroom line bc of this

i was best man at his wedding. he is expecting. just asked him if he ever received a bratz doll as a gift. he said no...

i had a weird crush on a girl when i was 7 years old. i invited her to my laser tag party and she couldn’t come but she got me a male bratz doll. even at that age i thought she was insulting my masculinity(???) and was very upset by that. i never told her. she transferred to another school. 15 years later i mentioned this to my best friend and he knew her name and told me she transferred to his school and he had a big crush on her. we saw her out randomly and she recognized both of us. i never asked but i don’t think she gave him a bratz doll.

@wegotl0ve im weak

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@sabrina_fair98 howl

have you ever seen a man crack an egg one handed? extremely erotic action for some reason

@tszzl hey

Nature abhors a concentration of power. the forces of light and dark alike come out to try and kill you

@luxebarbie_ no

Juul is so good

@tinndfishmonger ballknower

Soaked in an epsom salt bath about it. Vacuumed the apartment. Going to finish Lost Lambs tonight probably.

Slept in, pedaled an Indego bike to Rittenhouse like it was the Tour de France, whole milk matcha as pre-workout, five minutes late to yoga + meditation, chased down the bus in the torrential downpour, minor wardrobe malfunction in a white cotton tank, sardine pâté… Saturday

@bigboybokchoy better than reminded me of.. uhh

Thank you iPhone photos app for reminding me of the time I thought I could pull off a speedo at the beach

@bigboybokchoy theyve been saying this about me for years.

“Rotund” is the perfect adjective for a fat little dog

drunk meditaiton stare at the wall theres something there easy to find it and be honest about it

@luckilr what

sex is too normalized why are you 16 and have 3 bodies

@endersfun @bigboybokchoy

nobody tweets better than i

@troutfishfarms u. are.. right!

@setche382 Tbh I think the Long banger is more impressive as its harder to get people to read a full 240 rather than just a couple word zinger

is a short viral tweet more impressive than a long viral tweet

@caegirll #wyo

today I caught a shiny charmy and more mewtew but NO shiny mew

@tinistinii how it fucking feels.

not even sorry i love seeing jude score

@verynormalfish ??????

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