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@bigboybokchoy yes

Had the most productive day I’ve had in months. Got some work done, ate well, went for a run, stretched, threw a few mugs, cleaned up my apartment, read a bit. But I had nothing to tweet. Was it worth it

I love how over doing something skillfully is equated to jacking off. im mainly thinking about guitar solos being overly technical and feeling like the player is just jacking himself off in front of you but it applies to everything. It applies to writing when it’s verbose or sports when a player flourishes too much or in film doing overly complicated shots. What it really means is when someone perfectly blends technical aptitude and their taste they are not just jacking themselves off they are jacking you off too.

@bigboybokchoy it’s all feeling

@setche382 don’t overthink it man it’s just a normal amount of shedding

In the shower visualizing being a bald husband to a beautiful fox like wife who cradles and kisses my smooth pink head

@kvdozer ominous dozer

@setche382 Shave your head clean & this will manifest itself

On the second date you make her text and drive while you argue and if she doesn’t crash you ask her to marry you

@bigboybokchoy I’m saying

@setche382 Fuck it I’ll even take the thigh abductor over the stair master

Ill shake my ass at the club but you’ll never catch me on a stairmaster

I am conducting research on how to filipinoify and mexicanify my friends so we can have a perfect spring together

Need to fix my mindset every person i walk past I’m imagining 12 different ways they could be ragebaited

Me and my team are designing the first ai companion exclusively for women who need a girl’s girl

Was about to do trataka but i spilled wax everywhere

@hagtwin that’s good honestly

Long weekend with your best friends should be a tasteful blend of competition and a series of group humiliation rituals

Perfect now would you like to pay 150 dollars and have 8 minute spacing between tee times so you can finish your round in 5 hours or would you like to shoot yourself in the head

Hanging out with my friend who is intimidating me with stories of her dating habits and her new glp1 face while i eat organ meat and all of her guacamole

@bigboybokchoy If only there was tripe too

@setche382 beef tongue for dinner tn king ?

tongue eater

Second bachelor party was exectued perfectly and ive cemented myself as group dad and third wheel. I never expected it but looking back it was inevitable.