Putin's Price Hike (parody! am I doing it right?)

This will not age well

@MWM76 Almost 10x sales is cheap?

$ASTS sitting at a $30 Billion market cap is hysterical!

@The_Rad_Dawg @wealthmoose @paulg Just because you happen to fart 10 times today that's not because you didn't get laid. You didn't get laid cause you're retarted although farts don't help. But I am glad Paul got to you. Retard. Cell phones!

@Woland1233 @wealthmoose @paulg all of these different colors on the chart are different countries, some rich some poor, retard. it's the smartphones. i'm not saying that inflated house prices isn't a factor; just that across many nations, smartphones are the largest factor.

If Steve Jobs were still alive, he would have the moral authority to face and maybe even to solve this problem. But I doubt anyone in the phone business now does.

@The_Rad_Dawg @wealthmoose @paulg Ohh my. Dude. In 2008 we had GLOBAL depression that transferred record amount of wealth from the many to the few. You're such a fucking moron it hurts. Look at the last 10 years, some African countries just started using cell phones, they still had plenty of kids.

@The_Rad_Dawg @wealthmoose @paulg I'll help you out a bit cause you're young and dumb. There are 2 letters responsible for the mess US is in and why cunts like Paul will get richer and shitforbrains like you will get poorer. QE And Paul is a cunt not because he is rich, but because of posts like that.

@Woland1233 @wealthmoose @paulg you're retarded - look it up - the birthrate drops in poor countries immediately after they adopt smartphones. this is all backed by data, not my personal opinions.

@The_Rad_Dawg @wealthmoose @paulg Next thing you know these shitheads will be telling us that young adults don't buy single family houses because of smartphones. And you, like the moron that you are will look at unrelated cause and effect and say "wow! 😳 That's right!" Fuck, you fucking stupid masses.

@The_Rad_Dawg @wealthmoose @paulg Show me last 10 years where smartphone usage increased and fertility went down. One rich twat tweeted bullshit because has no clue why people don't have kids, and masses liek you larping like fucking morons that you are.

@The_Rad_Dawg @wealthmoose @paulg This is the same fucking data from 2007-2008. Shitforbrains.

@The_Rad_Dawg @wealthmoose @paulg Idiot. Poorest countries that "breed like rabbits" due so due to lack of education for females. And they do have cell phones and social media. You should get out more and travel. Maybe you'll meet someone who is dumb enough to procreate with you

@Woland1233 @wealthmoose @paulg smartphones and social media ARE to blame. the poorest countries on earth breed like rabbits. tons of data links the sudden drop in birth rates (and the rise in teen unhappiness) to smartphones & social media.

@HospDude @RyanDetrick Also, did population grow from 20 years ago? "Home ownership" is a convenient metric. Who are those homes owned by? Young families, people in their 30s? Distort reality somewhere else

@Woland1233 @RyanDetrick Home ownership is 3% away today from where it was 20 years ago. Def more expensive now, but the internet has distorted reality

We hear all the time about the shrinking middle class. What they don't tell you is it is shrinking because more and more people are moving up in wealth. This chart is based on households making more than double the median national income.

@HospDude @RyanDetrick Really? Now do cc student car debt and healthcare amd every other insurance. You guys really do live in a distorted reality.

@wasgonnaeatthat @RyanDetrick @RandyWKirk1 We are. It's called socialism for the wealthy. Heads I win, tails you lose.

@Woland1233 @RyanDetrick @RandyWKirk1 and we’re Not Socialists

@paulg This is Paul's "let them eat cake" post. Living in his bubble, clueless as to why birth rate went down after 2007. Amazing.

@wealthmoose @paulg It shows how disconnected people like Paul is. They live in their own bubbles and think that iPhone is to blame for low birth rates. They're not dumb, they're just ignorant of what masses go through on daily basis

The birth rate collapsed in 2008. Right after the financial crisis. Right after 10 million foreclosures. Right after the low rate bubble began. But sure. The iPhone did it. In Canada we have an even simpler explanation:🇨🇦 You can’t start a family when you can’t afford to start a life. Fix the economy. The birth rate fixes itself. 🇨🇦😥

@the_andrey_x Yeah, I can't wait to see pro-Ukrainian demonstration in the center of Moscow!

Craziest protest video I've ever filmed

@Phillip1William @TrungTPhan ...right, cause this time is different.

@TrungTPhan His big miss was not buying the Covid crash of 2020. Waiting for people to call him and beg for his money didn’t work that time. His second big miss was not buying the 2022 bear market. Thats 2 biggies in 6 years. Investors have a reason to leave the legend. World has changed

Warren Buffett at Berkshire’s 2026 AGM talking about waiting to deploy its $397B cash pile: “I’ve compared the markets to the church with a casino attached. People can move between the church and the casino. The casino has gotten very attractive to people. If you’re buying one-day options, it’s not investing or speculating. It’s gambling. We’ve never had more people in a gambling mood…Prices for a lot of things look very silly.” Says Greg Abel and Berkshire are still always “a phone call away” from making a massive investment. “We’re big enough to handle anything. We make decisions faster than anybody. And our word if good.”

Read the Market Wizards chapter on Kristjan Kullamägi this weekend. The one section that really stood out was when he discussed his drawdown off of his 2021 peak. "I started 2020 with $3.5 million and ended the year at $36 million. It was a thousand percent year. Then I ran that $36 million to a high of $105 million, and the last portion of that move from $65 to $105 million occurred in just a month and a half. For a brief period, just a few days, I was over $100 million. You have to understand what that did to my psyche. It made me feel completely detached from reality. I thought, “I’m going to get to $200 million in six months.” I was completely sure of that. I started seeing trading as a video game, which I kept winning. Measured from my $105 million peak in November 2021 to my mid-2022 low, I lost approximately $60 million. About half of that loss represented the late 2021 retracement of the large open profits at the November peak to the stops on those positions. The initial retracement loss was so large because I was leveraged long at my peak. My long exposure was $150 million—a number I recall because I remember bragging about it to a friend" These boom and bust type tales are as old as time. Look at Jessie Livermore as the classic example. Net worth of $0 in 1906 to a peak of $1.6 billion (inflation adjusted to 2021 dollars) in 1929. Just 5 years later he blew up and owed $104 million dollars to his brokers... Or look at Paul Tudor Jones. Hit one of the most legendary trades in history, making roughly $200 million dollars during the 1987 crash. It cemented him as a legend. His mental coach Tony Robbins said that Jones consistently lost money for the next 4 years after that peak. Dan Zanger parlayed $10,000 into $42 million during the late 90's. Then in late 2000 he took a 70% drawdown when he was 200% long 3-4 fiber optic stocks as the dot-com bubble was popping. Charles Harris reached 8-figures status after he ran up his account over 4,000% from 2020-21, then experienced a -80% drawdown, mostly due to his big TSLA bet in 2021-2022. I have seen a few people speculating on Kristjans story from the outside. Saying "I would have stopped trading at $100 million" or "I would have just taken that money and started investing". To those people I ask if you have ever experienced a real euphoric run in your trading account, let alone turning 5k into 100mil? Extreme winning streaks like the ones above breed overwhelming euphoria and overconfidence. The mind shifts its focus from process to outcomes, with ego-driven decisions overriding risk parameters and rules. From my experience I have found it near impossible to be aware of this at the peak of the run. It is almost like you are blacked out and the greed/ego completely takes over your trading. Then the drawdown begins. The emotions shift from euphoria and greed to revenge, fear, and doubt. This is where things can really start to spiral out of control. It is only after the drawdown has run its course that you finally come back to your senses and your emotions drift back towards baseline levels. Then all you're left with is regret... Few people ever talk about what a big winning streak can do to you. It can literally change the way you think and operate. Often the ability to achieve super returns is also its biggest drawback—a true double-edged sword. To be able to conquer both sides is the holy grail... From the Hour Between Dog and Wolf by John Coates: "When traders enjoy an extended winning streak they experience a high that is powerfully narcotic. This feeling, as overwhelming as passionate desire or wall-banging anger, is very difficult to control. Any trader knows the feeling, and we all fear its consequences. Under its influence we tend to feel invincible, and put on such stupid trades, in such large size, that we end up losing more money on them than we made on the winning streak in the first place. It has to be understood that traders on a roll are traders under the influence of a drug that has the power to transform them into different people."

@kevinUSA100 @Beans740 @RepFine @Trumplar Shithead, he clearly said "no Israeli citizen" learn to fucking read you retarted cunt

@Beans740 @RepFine @Trumplar Shut up Khazarian cunt

Armenians should not serve in Congress. Neither should Somalis. Or Guatemalans. Or — wait for it— Israelis. If you are a citizen of a foreign country, you shouldn’t serve in ours. We need to pass my bill to stop the invasion of dual citizens in Congress. NOW.

@alt_w_v_g No he didn't. No 5 year old knows how to set up a lemonade or any other stand. Before shitposting have kids of all ages and know their abilities

My 5 year old set up a lemonade stand on the driveway this morning By 11am he'd cleared $10 I sat him down at the kitchen table to walk through the financials Lesson one: taxes Had him lay all ten singles flat on the table Pulled $3.70 for federal at the top marginal rate $1.53 for self-employment $0.83 for state and local Slid $3.94 back across the table He stared at it I told him that's why owners don't pay themselves W-2 Lesson two: adjusted EBITDA We rebuilt the income statement Cups. Added back Lemons. Added back Sugar. Added back Water. One-time normalization Driveway rent. Above-market related party Founder hours marked to a $25/hr opportunity cost By the end he had $10 of revenue and $47 of adjusted EBITDA I told him to apply a 12x multiple Enterprise value of $564 Lesson three: continuation vehicles I stood up Brooks Lemonade II, LP Son sold the stand from Fund I to Fund II at 14x I took 20% carry on the markup He kept the rest Said it didn't feel like he sold anything I told him that's the point Now for Monday He's mapped three other kids on the cul-de-sac running stands Plans to acquire all three at 4x at recess Roll them into the platform Piggy bank provides the unitranche. SOFR plus 600. Covenant lite Mark the platform at 16x in Brooks Lemonade III LPs are first graders with allowance money Take a recap dividend Reset the clock I didn't say anything He was already in Excel Make common sense common again Sent from my iPhone

@AlpacaAurelius How about having sex every day, is that OK in your book, or that hasn't occurred to a single guy shitposting on Twitter?

Men, masturbating daily is extremely detrimental for your health. It increases prolactin which lowers dopmaine and is linked to hair loss. It makes you into a more social awkward, lower energy, nervous beta male. Transcend and break free.