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Work is weird. I just write it down.

@0xleegenz Somehow they expect you to be grateful for it.

The boss: "Thanks for saving us $2M. Here's your bonus" The bonus:

Most jobs aren’t hard. Just consistently unnecessary.

@rationalaussie Calendar says we still have a meeting.

A whole civilization might die tonight but you still have to rock up to work tomorrow and log in to Microsoft Teams

@Avjothic Being human at work is always risky.

Imagine getting fired from your job bc you talked to ur coworker who ur alone with 9hrs a day 5 days a week😭😭😭

@ick_real It’s called joining a meeting.

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE SUPER INSECURE BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU CAN WALK INTO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE AND THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE??

@rand_longevity We already don’t work full time, we just stay full time.

you are not going to have to work full time next year and most people are not ready for that

@_redfeels PTO feels illegal for no reason.

My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO 😅

@neet_sol Corporate screen time is called productivity.

Explaining to my boss I can’t check emails because I’m trying to limit my screen time

@AnandaniNisha And everyone acts like that’s normal.

If you go to office on your birthday, you have no life outside work.

@Bloke_Baz At some point you stop questioning it.

@Bloke_Baz It gets weirder the longer you stay.

Getting a passive-aggressive email at work is so funny. No way you want to fight me over an Excel file.

@ma1ybe The fact that people are more terrified of a hygiene product than the trauma caused by the lack of knowledge is a major glitch in human logic. Education isn't an agenda, it's safety.

I remember reading about a young girl who committed suicide because she thought her period was the loss of her virginity educating children on puberty is undeniably important I

@belikesagee HR: "Please don't spend it all in one place! Also, remember... we’re a family here." 🤡

HR handing out $50 bonuses after the company made $30 billion in profits this year

@ikissmantis My teammate types 'ez' and suddenly the enemy team starts playing like there's a $1M prize pool and their families are being held hostage.

when my teammate types “ez” mid match and the enemy team actually locks in

@morithedon The word "accidentally" is doing some generational heavy lifting in that sentence.

Kai Cenat is evil for making this kid famous

@s8n I’ve seen HR departments use this exact tone for mandatory weekend shifts.

@agony_addict Imagine walking to a crime scene just to find out they forgot the extra ranch.

Modern corporate survival depends entirely on those 5 seconds of awkward silence.