Xalavier Nelson Jr.

💰Short a baby 📱Hire strange consultants 📍Six replayable campaigns of absurd stock trading action 💸 More campaigns + modes coming every week, starting NEXT WEEK Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is out RIGHT NOW. Buy a copy--and tell a friend!!! store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/Sp…

it is my personal obligation and civic duty to remind you that you can get EVERY strange scaffold game on steam for 65 bucks right now enjoy the reviews, and the concern they have inspired in my parents store.steampowered.com/bundle/35090/?…

MARATHON VENDOR: You have no rights. You are a fetid creature. Neither the day you were conceived nor the day you are murdered will be remembered. Smash three security cameras on Perimeter and you may be useful a single time before God strikes you down. ME: aye aye captain haha

A man named @WritNelson handed me a baby and encouraged me to trade it on the open market

@Pyke_64 We're working on it now!

@WritNelson I loved El Paso Elsewhere and bought it twice, is a sequel something you'd ever do?

I Am Your Beast X MULLET MADJACK With this bundle, you get access to two games that put speed first and deliver pure madness every single second.

We saw the pure chaos & hilarity FixForce unleashed as it came together, so we made the decision to move quickly and publish it ourselves. Yes, FixForce is completely unlike anything we’ve ever done before, but look: we made one game about grief and another about abuse and thought, ‘can we have a little bit of silly, stupid fun for a second?’ I promise we’ll go back to dark and depressing after this!

Selaco (Steam) w/ 6 more games is $17 on Digiphile Boomer Shooter Blueprint Bundle buff.ly/cybdK09 #ad

In voice acting news, Clive Barker's Hellraiser: Revival put out a new Love Story trailer! It's sexual and bloody, as it should be!! Wonderful. youtube.com/watch?v=ZFePvE…

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3 HYPNOSPACE OUTLAW A STATEMENT AT THE END OF THE VIDEO THAT I NEED TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE FOR This one has it all!! store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/Sp…

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator has ruined me. I wouldn't last a day on space Wall Street

thank you all so much for playing space warlord baby trading simulator guess how normal i am right now store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/Sp…

So the people behind that organ trading simulator game a few years ago made a space baby version of it. Yes, you can short the baby store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/Sp…

after playing space warlord baby trading simulator for 30 minutes im about ready to enable margin on robinhood

@Thompsonalysis IT'S OUT NOW

@WritNelson how soon is soon king i gotta play this shit

Not only is Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator coming out on Steam January 29th... I can announce today it'll also be coming to Xbox soon as part of a *seven game deal*. Exciting days ahead--and a whole lot of cool games! store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/Sp…

In other news, we've bundled Winnie's Hole with Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator on Steam. If you want to see us make more games which shouldn't exist, buy the What Have You Done Bundle. store.steampowered.com/bundle/67225/W…

@Colley34869926 It's gonna take a little, but I think it's coming soon! That's up to the composer.

@WritNelson Graghhhh, I'm so fucking hyped! Is there any chance the OST is gonna release on Spotify along with the game or is it gonna take a bit longer? I seriously can't get the trailer track out of my head

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is right near the top of Steam's popular upcoming! And it comes out in 7 hours! Hell yeah!! store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/Sp…

Not to make anyone jealous, but this press event with @VoiceOfOBrien and @emma_chorussea was just about the most fun I've had all year. Okay, it's only January, but I stand by this statement. Check out this great review of The Killing Stone - coming next month!