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@blazedbum_ @unusual_whales So many women being forced to have Maga babies. Just like handmaids tale. 🤡

@unusual_whales I don’t blame them. America is turning into The Handmaid’s Tale.

40% of American women, ages 15-44, would like to permanently move overseas, if possible, per Gallup.

@unusual_whales Yea please leave.

@WilliamShatner Amazing. Best wishes for your 96th year!

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

@notcee_fan I tithe 10% and pocket the rest. Correct?

As a child of god what's your next move?

@newstart_2024 No, i love being jealous of my wifes boyfriends… 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Our species norm is polygyny: 80% of cultures historically let high-status men hoard wives while low-status men get nothing. Christianity (inherited from Rome) forced monogamy for 2000 years. Now we've mostly ditched it—and we're sliding back toward the old pattern. Louise Perry: Lifting the monogamous restriction produces worse outcomes—higher crime, domestic violence, economic inequality. Monogamy is better for women and low-status men. Monogamy isn't "natural"—it's an engineered cultural upgrade that tamed inequality and violence. Do you think monogamy is worth defending even if it's not the "default" human pattern? Or are we better off returning to the species norm? Your take 👇

@BestMovieMom I ate 7 meals a day and all I got was type 2 diabetes.

Edward Norton gained 30lbs of muscle for American History X (1998) by eating 7 meals a day. His transformation was so extreme that Arnold Schwarzenegger personally asked him how he did it. Norton wanted to look physically imposing to fit the role.

@pingu4ll Adulthood

what is it called when you can't take it anymore but you keep taking it

@BaronDestructo @Variety These are the kind of takes I come to X for. Thanks @BaronDestructo Big fan.

@Variety Congratulations on the fascinating shit take. Looking forward to your neomarxist deconstruction of Columbo.

Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…

@doc_zee7 Two girls at the same time.

Wyd in this situation??

@mikazzz2024 Is it contagious? 🤡

ティックトッカー生放送中に死亡💀

@oelma__ Drain them. Cover in butter and season with Lawry’s seasoned salt. Microwave for 2 mins.

What can I put in canned green beans to improve their flavor? I hate them, but we're on a budget and have plenty of them.

@Saul_Sadka Weapons just sprout on trees in Iran, the people will just walk to the missile orchards and harvest the endless crops ripe for the taking. Foolish Americans. Dont they understand infinite supply? What utter fools.

The United States and Israel are bragging about these latest strikes on Tehran’s military stockpiles, but they don’t understand: when you destroy weapons depots, you just inspire 1,000 more to sprout up.

@FalconUpdatesHQ Im sure Ii dia would just sit there and do nothing with their nuclear missiles. What an absolute half-wit.

BREAKING 🚨 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷 🇮🇳 During a serious discussion on the US–Israel–Iran war, Pakistan’s senior defence strategist Abdul Basit said: ☢️“If America attacks Pakistan, we will nuke India.” 🚀 Our missiles can’t reach the U.S, So Indian cities like Delhi & Mumbai become targets.

@TMZ Did the hospital survive?

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. What we know: tmz.me/7e8iqBd

@jamestalarico Leave Jesus out of your gaslighting.

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

@rushicrypto “The Best Depression” (said in Trumps voice)

If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?

@Mrczar_ @_GlobeObserver Youve bever had Uranium blackened fish?! Bro…

@_GlobeObserver They were stockpiling uranium so they can use it to grill fish?

🚨 BREAKING: Tucker asked, "Was Iran about to get a nuke?" Joe Kent replied: "No. They've had a religious ruling against it since 2004. We had no intelligence that it was being disobeyed."

@_GlobeObserver Imagine bluffing your way into being attacked by Israel and America… what a bunch of idiots. “Its too late! We have enough to make 11 bombs! You better back off!” -negotiators days before the War. (Allegedly)

@masuzafi That “cameraman” is an absolute legend. Pulitzer prize for sure. 😆

Super stealth missile lands - shockwave obliterates everything in its path , Apparently, IRAN for past weeks were using decade old equipment. The updated versions are unbelieveable ...

@DeAngelisCorey I cant quite put my finger on why my property taxes keep going up… 🤷🏻‍♂️

These 15 superintendents in Texas make more than the President. Harlandale: $627k Barbers Hill: $513k Killeen: $508k Cy-Fair: $496k Lake Travis: $468k Houston:$462k Garland:$457k Crowley:$453k Ysleta:$451k La Joya:$441k Ft Bend:$438k Tomball:$431k Katy:$426k Klein:$421k NW:$404k