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Mbiza zka Faro
@Xhocolate_
Just happy to be here
Cape Town, South Africa Katılım Ocak 2022
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Met a boy on a bus who told me he used to consume R7k worth of cocaine on a 12 day bender with his friends
gill@contactabrother
when people are addicted to coke it’s like okay how are you affording that
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@_quiaraaaa No fr like?😭It feels like you just yeeting your resume to the void
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I don’t think indeed is turning in the job applications 🥴😭
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hosting. visitors. let’s meet outside.
:@_dxllz7
What are u starting to dislike more as u get older?
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Saphani lo coconut kum🤭He’ll be a Zulu poet by the time I’m done with him😏
Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦@_Bongekile_
Being a Zulu guy that can’t speak Zulu around KZN boys should qualify as a survival challenge 😭😭😭😂🤣🤣
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@_Bonga Yi nonsense kabi kwi relationship. They only interesting from I person you haven't slept with.
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Cha bandla. Nonsense indaba yama nudes. I hate them.
𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑.𝐗@SAVAGERX23
Nudes in a relationship are important. Yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37rd time.
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HIRING!
💼 Position: Chat manager
🌍 Location: Remote (Worldwide)
💰 Salary: $400 to $1000 per month
✅ Requirements:
•Basic English
•Laptop
•Internet connection
⚡ Limited slots
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@KaraboNtshweng People who talk very fast are often up to no good.
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What’s a strong opinion you hold that time keeps proving right?
Mine is that the biggest dating pool you’ll ever experience is on campus. The older you get, the harder it becomes to meet people organically to date.
(You’ll prob fight me on this but I really believe it😅😅😅)
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I just know ba you were trying to set us up utsho ngoba bomvu apha.
big fish.@fatherrwethu
What’s up with Xhosa people and being REALLY good at English?
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@sleendeel Nzaw thula mna coz ndi tippa each and every time for intloni😭unless the service was objectively terrible
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@chuntvez @elordiswt You have made a meaningful contribution to society. Thank you for your anthropological pursuits🥹🩷
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@elordiswt they do but with slight differences. i know cuz i sucked two twins off and they looked the same just one was more trimmed and the other guy has a birthmark on the pelvis
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When the interviewer asks how I handle criticism and I have raging ADHD🧍🏽♀️
GIF
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