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I'm Xin. She/Her. Not the actual Wide Moonglum. @TheCrushingJaws is my 💖fiance💖

Katılım Ağustos 2020
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Dan Neidle
Dan Neidle@DanNeidle·
Latest propaganda line dropped. The not-very-complicated reality: - people should pay the correct council tax - councils should do a better job catching those who don’t.
Matt Bowen@MartyBowen11

So the story about Polanski dodging tax is actually wrong, and it's the council/marina who have messed up. Looks like a lot of folk living on those boats are getting an unexpected tax bill thanks to Dan. Labour are even pissing off the floating voters now lmao.

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helena riley
helena riley@freshhel·
(realizing a guy stopped listening 4 minutes into me talking about how I’m in my applesauce and Sudoku era) Wowwwww. he must be addicted to pornography
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·
You’re not a lab specimen, fellas. Women aren’t measuring face symmetry. Fucking smile. Show any kind of personality at all. And for the last time, make friends with an actual woman. Friends. Don’t try to date her. Become friends. Her advice will be invaluable. Let her take pics.
cory@coolmathgame_

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Barry Malone
Barry Malone@malonebarry·
God, the Pulitzer was so close.
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@viperwave It's annoying to hate on cause my issue is the person who made it and the millennial nostalgia cringe wanna be life is strange vibe that's trying way too hard. But then everyone is like this game is bad because it doesn't even have puzzles
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Rocky
Rocky@viperwave·
I think a lot of gamers brains sadly calcified in 2014 so theyre still stuck talking about how Mixtape isnt a real game or isnt art when when the real issue is that Ive never played a game that desperate to be liked. Its hitting every button it can to try and get you to like it.
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@BBCr4today I saw his post about snooping around checking how much laundry polanski had and figured he was a weird loser but Jesus christ never seen a creepier window licker in my life
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BBC Radio 4 Today
BBC Radio 4 Today@BBCr4today·
The Green Party has admitted that its leader Zack Polanski has, until recently, been living on a houseboat in London and may have failed to pay council tax. Dan Neidle, founder of Tax Policy Associates, says he'd like to see an 'explanation' of what happened. A party spokesperson said Mr Polanski had 'taken steps to pay any council tax he may be found to owe' and 'apologised sincerely for the unintentional mistake'.
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SaphyChaos
SaphyChaos@SaphyChaos·
Leah is so real for this
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Hayley 🦢🪆
Hayley 🦢🪆@hayleyhexagon·
cheating on porn with my significant other
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard
Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard@cointelprostate·
I discovered the lost city of Atlantis but I left because they don’t have busty latinas who do hand stuff to you while you play video games
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hunter
hunter@3gpmh·
how grotesque is the expression “earn a living”
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mere du cloth
mere du cloth@evilclothmother·
most grabbable ass in philly
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·
I’m opening one of those sexy coffee shops with almost naked baristas but it will be all men and if you tip we stir your coffee with our dicks. It’ll be painful but very worth it.
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