Xova AF

The kids are illiterate which is why they are anti vax, anti Pap smear, anti sun screen, anti GLP-1. Illiterate with zero grit and really prone to calling normal things trauma and harmful etc.

As the boomers begin dying off we must prepare ourselves to face the true enemy:

Don’t watch porn. Ever. But it’s also problematic to fantasize about real people. And jerking it to fictional characters? Those are created for the male gaze, unless I relate to them, in which case you are sexualizing them

found this absolute gem on letterboxd

I haven’t had my eyes dilated because of sensory issues in over a decade. I would never recommend this for other people! I just don’t like the sensation

Gen Z’s biggest hurdle in life seems to be this overwhelming need to pathologize and moralize every single quirk and preference. If you don’t like a movie, the filmmaker is bad. If you hate getting pap smears, that’s because it’s sexual assault.

ideally every man would be placed in a blinded gimp mask and only used for procreation like an old derby horse

“support sex workers! sex work is work! also if your boyfriend ever even glances at a bare breast he is a misogynist”

impulse bid on ebay not expecting to win and just got the congratulations notification

@JUSTcatmeme no way i wouldnt still be nursing as a grown man

Having your BIG FAT TITS as the focus of your Mother’s Day video is crazy work

my dad complains that every driver on the road is an idiot and then proceeds to drive like a halo marine piloting a warthog

Not this literally ragebaiting me

@CartoonsHateHer They’re calling pap smears rape on reddit

No way am I seeing "you should reject pap smears" and "doctors shouldn't ask if you're pregnant" today. OPEN THE SCHOOLS

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

Reminder: just because you're not personally into a game, doesn't mean it's a bad game

I'm disassociating as soon as you throw up tribal signals like: Late stage capitalism Zionism Both sides The 1% Settler colonialism Neoliberalism Globalism Gaslighting Cucks Hypergamy Lived experience Whiteness False consciousness Carceral DEI hire Cultural Marxism The elites/the establishment Just be normal! You can say the exact same thing without the jargon that just serves to tell people that already agree with you that you're consuming the same social media. Instead of "late-stage capitalism," talk about "high housing costs that are distorting expectations." Instead of "woke" and "DEI hires," talk about "overly ideological politics" and "administrative bloat." Instead of "neoliberalism," talk about "market-oriented policies from 90s and 00s that led to the stagnation of wages." Instead of accusing people of "gaslighting," say "you're denying things that clearly happened." Unless your goal is simply being as annoying as possible while signaling tribal identity, then keep on using stupid terms.

Everyone’s stopped talking about it for some reason, but the defense of Minneapolis was the most seismic victory against Trumpism. That was supposed to be the blueprint for their autocracy and it was defeated and humiliated by astounding collective action from ordinary Americans.

This is just irresponsible spending. This is what I do: - Costco Rotisserie Chicken $5 - Bottle of Josh $12 - Torrented movie Free - Escort $150/hr Total cost for the date $167, 34% lower than average

You're not a bunny or a fawn. You are a 32 year old whore